Teresa and these dumb dumb founded faces with her mouth hanging open when she says something wrong. What is WRONG with this woman? “it’s not putting him down,” calling your brother a “bitch girl?” and ridiculing him about being a “housewife.” Andy makes Teresa go talk to him. Teresa keeps saying “she didn’t put him down and didn’t call him a bitch” Okay Teresa. What a dipshit. Literally sitting there in front 6 people, not to mention these camera things all around her, and she goes with “I didn’t say that..?” Could anyone be dumber than this woman? Was she ever formally tested for having a severe learning disability and/or mental disorder? Is there some sort of help for this?
I will admit he is being kind of a baby, when he storms off and pouts, but she also is being a complete asshole. He totally could have retaliated by pointing out show stupid she is, and does she have any clue that 80% of the show’s fans also think she’s a fucking idiot? No, he doesn’t, because he’s mostly a stand-up guy and doesn’t resort to hurtful name calling and put downs like that in front of people toward her.
Andy coaxes her to go talk to him and she rambles about “always kissing his ass” She waddles away to the back to talk to him. Again “I’m not putting your down, I swear!”
This ridiculous convo is ten seconds in, and she deflects and spins this to be about Margaret and her husband talking about Luis?? Not at all related to what Joe is pissed about, but who is surprised? She doesn’t know this, see above. Again she repeats “I didn’t call you a bitch.” She looks like a gorilla again to me. Why is she so freaking huge? Not many women are six inches taller than their brother. I can’t imagine towering over my brother. It would be so weird.
But she doesn’t mind Joe “in the women’s business” as long as he is defending her. Does she not also realize Andy/Production obviously wanted him out there with the ladies, since he is a involved, more so than the others, being her fucking brother? And we do all know she is “carrying the show” as everyone likes to point out. Except her ‘fans’ fail to realize she is also the laughing stock of the show. I really doubt if Joe was like “please please Andy ! I wanna be sitting out there with the girls!” Well maybe he was.
Here we go “he doesn’t owe Margaret an explanation…” thing again. How many times has she repeated this line? Old, tired, stupid. Luis stokes the fire somewhat with Teresa when she confronts him about their squabble. (hmm thought he was so diplomatic and “all about family and healthy relationships” or some shit) I’m recalling the cook-out dinner thing the he hosted for Teresa’s and Joe’s families early in the season. She says to Luis- “he’s mad I didn’t defend him, and the whole bitch-boy thing” as if it’s so insignificant, however HOWEVERRRRR, didn’t she literally threaten to not speak to Joe and Melissa for not defending her to Margaret? Can this idiot even put two and two together, and I mean that literally. Like if you asked her what 2 + 2 is, I really think you would get that mouth gaping dunce expression on her ape face.
Anyway I got off track, Luis validates this Teresa contrived idiocy, and says “he’s the only one dealing with Housewife drama.” “That’s what I’m saying!!” replies the neanderthal numb skull. Good job Luis. NOT !! what a phony !! Joe points out while pissing, that he “has a sister (that he doesn’t get along with) and a wife that are housewives so yes he is involved!”
Teresa starts yelling about Margaret again. I tried to get through this last night without a cocktail. I finally gave in.
Now she admits to calling Joe a “bitch boy” and meaning it as an insult. Wait, thought a minute ago, she “didn’t mean to put him down/didn’t put him down?” Luis stands there looking smug as per usual.
Meanwhile back on the couches, Andy is relaxing for two minutes, with the gorilla gone, checking his phone, and engaging in normal adult conversation with the other ladies.
Andy joins this three ring circus with guess who as the ring leader, who is SCREAMING at Joe who is still in the bathroom I assume. He emerges and tells her she’s NUTS, her voice goes up 100 decibels as she screams “why am I nuts??” You can’t make this shit up. Andy explains to Gorilla as if he’s talking to a child, that Bravo requested he joined the group for this part of the ‘reunion’ (I feel like this shouldn’t be called a reunion anymore. It needs a different name. It’s not really about ‘reuniting” is it ?) since the show is really centered around, unfortunately the Gorga/Guidice’s for the past ten fucking years. (jesus ten years, I need a life!)
The ladies try to talk to Jen rationally with the toddler out of the room, and it actually goes well. No one is yelling, no “Fuck this fuck that…” Jen defends her friendship with Teresa and her continued bitching that Margaret is responsible for the Luis gossip. Melissa leaves to join the back room party because we really need one more person involved.
Joe tells Luis if he’s not hiding anything then talk about it and shut it down. Then guess what she says? Joe points out yes he does, he’s on the show and the info was already all over the internet!
Andy tells the Gorilla he would be getting asked about it at the reunion irregardless if it came up on the show (and there was no way this was not “coming up” on the show) Teresa says that’s okay, but Margaret shouldn’t have been asking about it, since she’s her friend. But remember Margaret confronted Teresa about it. Melissa comes in, fiddling with her dress and feeling her ass, and yells to stop pissing him off and Gorilla says she’s not pissing him off.
“I would never put you down and you know that” after she literally just admitted to putting him down.
Andy convinces Teresa the epic fucking dip shit to shut the fuck up and listen to Joe, and are desperately trying to convince her that she DID call him names, (regardless of how many times she wants so repeat that she didn’t) which is putting someone down. She looks annoyed and very impatient with having to shut her pie hole and listen for 30 seconds. She cuts him off and says “sorry” as in, let’s drop it, not “I’m really sorry, I shouldn’t have said that” like she cares and really IS sorry. Gives him a fake hug, then says “she’s not arguing with him.” after she argued with him. Luis tells her to stop, and suddenly after he helped get her riled up when she first stormed back there, points out that she really did hurt his feeling. She brags that she said “sorry. ” Don’t overdo it there Tre. Again “I’m not trying to hurt his feelings.” “But you did.”
She waddles back out. Great,
Frank apparently is living with David because David has a crush on Frank of course. In a flash, a few months ago when Frank was living with David after his surgery, and this is a photo of David as Frank was telling him how much he appreciated his help. So you do the math.
Maybe he needs to just come out of the closet. This explains so much, if true. Why he just kept stringing Dolores along, but not getting her a ring, never EVER wanting to do things with her, but wanted to keep her in his life. He likes Frank! And possibly Frankie too ! (remember Frankie was living there as well previously) Sick! Dolores starts talking about her house renos and David, that are kind of what’s the word — YAWN !! But it’s better than listening to Teresa! So Dolores bring on the David and home renovation boring drama!!
So yeah, why CAN’T Frank live on his own? Andy asks if he has any like “income?” I think I wondered that in one of my posts earlier. So weird a 50 something year old, has to crash with everyone. His ex-wife, grown kids, ex wife’s ex boyfriend. So Dolores laughs and gave a weird nonsense answer that “he’s building a house to rent and is in between things right now.” Long story short, Frank’s ass is broke. Got it.
Dolores is dating this Paulie dude now for several months. Everyone seems to like him.
So we learn that David is dating some chick Luis ghosted to date Teresa. People on Twitter last night were noticing how Jen constantly interrupted and answered for Teresa every time anything was brought up about Luis. She was, and it’s really really strange.
Teresa seems to be acting weird and jittery and stroking her fake hair, and can’t complete a sentence. She mumbles a series of noises while looking down at her tits when Andy asks her if that’s weird at all about Luis’ ex who’s not really an ex (it’s not one of the “crazy” ones) is dating David.
They play the flash from 2020 where Dolores says “she’s so happy” that David totally ignores her, when she clearly wasn’t, and she gave Jennifer shit for doing that – hypocrite. Dolores talks way too long about this new Dublin dude.
Could not believe Frank was saying that shit to his daughter either about her sex life. Margaret is trying to explain the “kids are resilient, just send them to therapy comment.” she said to Jennifer. Ithink she should have been more apologetic about it.
Teresa still blames Margret for the ex’s stories “being out there” insisting no one knew about Luis.
She had to change the subject because she felt stupid for Gia saying she “wasn’t concerned” about the negative info about Luis, then they play the flash of Gia literally saying she is concerned about the negative info. Bitch thinks because she can’t read, no one else can. Throughout the show she repeated about 1000 times that Margaret is responsible for the negative chatter about Luis. It’s getting so exhausting, this gorilla woman. Andy points out, speaking very slowly, and using no big words, that “it was blasted out before they the show started.” She still insists that “no one knew about it.” Noone. It was all over the place online, articles, blogs, Twitter etc etc, but no one knew. Is Teresa familiar with how the internet works?
And then, what we were all looking forward to, she does that stupid twirl thing, as if her big ass and thick body is hot, and recites “mirror mirror on the wall… ” Everyone looks at her and each other like she’s a fucking fucktard. Even Jennifer.
Here’s my take on the ex’s talking publicly about Luis and his bad behavior. If it were “Maria from the gym” as someone said on Twitter, would they be out there so much airing the dirty laundry? Probably not. But having said that, it’s not so much that it’s “Teresa Guidice- the fairest of all”
It’s more so that he’s dating someone on a reality show, in the public eye, putting him on a reality show, and in a public eye.
Jackie now talking about her anorexia. Are we not calling it that anymore? They just keep saying “eating disorder.” She does appear to have gained a little weight. Not a lot. She said she’s “eating normally.” Not sure her normal is a normal normal. She’s trying to slow Evan down, she doesn’t want him to cook her dinner or go to a new restaurant.
This goes into the “body shaming” remark that Teresa made about Margaret’s jiggly ass, and her stupid leggings (that she tries to say, she “structured” We all know Teresa didn’t “structure” shit.) Jennifer, believe it or not agrees she shouldn’t have said that (I think, did I hear that right?)
She tries to say she was merely pointing out the “her” leggings lift your ass up. Whatever. What a stooge. She mumbles a “sorry” just like she did to Joe earlier. This bitch is the worst apologizer ever. She goes on to say, “if she took it that way, she’s sorry.”
She is screaming again, didn’t I count my blessings when Dolores was boring us? Yes I was! Can we send her to the back again? Can someone walk off that they make her go chase and say “sorry” to?
Andy tries to ask her how she can see those comment came off as fat shaming? She denies they were and says– wait for it !! “I’m not stupid.” Yes Teresa you are stupid.
Jennifer and Bill’s affair is up. What more really is there to say about it? But of course we have to discuss it. Jennifer really thought that this chick wasn’t telling anyone about fucking around with Bill. Especially when he shows up later on a reality show?
Jennifer has very large ‘receipt-posters’ of Insta posts about her and Melissa’s childish stupidity two years ago.
When she pulls out these giant Insta post posters, about how “crooked” started. Andy immediately says “I didn’t know it was a picture of us.” He was so excited he was featured on the giant receipts! That’s so Andy!
It all gets weird because she keeps making an issue out of the fact that she had just gotten her nose done when all of this was going on. She wants pity for getting a nose job.
Question about being the cheater or the cheatee. I never understood that, how Margaret was calling Jennifer a ‘hypocrite’ when she was cheated ON. She would be a hypocrite if she was the cheater.
Margaret explains that Jennifer blames the women for men’s behavior. That doesn’t really make sense.
Again this would all make sense had Jennifer cheated on Bill, then was chastising Margaret. She’s not responsible for Bill’s behavior. She said in the beginning ten years ago, she allowed him to spin it around on her, because that is what they do! My ex-husband did that to me too. I think she now realizes it was not her fault. They say we were “ignoring” them.
Blown out of proportion when Margaret made that joke about banging her now-husband when they were both married to other people. Of all the things to get all beside yourself about, you choose that?
I don’t really think that Jennifer really “gave Bill a pass” she was obviously very angry with him. Yes she stayed with him, since she had 3 kids and a newborn, it doesn’t mean she ‘gave him a pass, or that he passed gas.
Margaret and Jennifer start screaming at each other. Margaret wanted Jennifer to “bond” with her over both of them having cheating issues in their past? Jennifer who was cheated on and Margaret who cheated? Is she serious? Andy yells at them all to stfu !!
