Real Housewives of NJ 4/5/22

Who else is sick of Melissa talking about Antonia tearing her ACL ?? My God, leave the child alone about it. Like there’s NOTHING else going on in your life to talk about ? What about her boutique or SOMETHING ??? ANYTHING .

At this point I’d even rather listen to her and Joe talk about boinking! She should be signing her Bravo check right over to Antonia!!

Jackie is getting ice cream with her kids and this is a big big event. Looks like she’s NOT actually eating it to me, but whatever. She’s trying to say she loves it, but looks like she’s ready to puke. She basically took two bites then played in it, then distracted her kids so they wouldn’t notice.

I LOVE it – honest I do!! — hey look over there!!!!!

Now I’m hungry for ice cream.

Melissa and Antonia are going to the gym to get her to work out and stretch out her knee/ACL issue. I know this is how teenage girls act, but I don’t think she can stand Melissa right now.

They talk about how mad, again, she is about switching schools, but she seems to be okay now, and over it, mostly.

Melissa starts talking about herself, of course, and she switched high schools when her mom took her to Florida to get away from her dad. If she started yammering about her worthless, cheating dead dad, I was going to turn this shit off!! I swear!!! I hope he burns in hell, along with all of the other dudes that are disrespectful to their wives, girlfriends and kids. I can think of two that were in my life!

And now they’re not. I actually did something today I’m excited about, that I should have done 1.5 years ago. But it also got me all riled up. My ex husband and his GROSSSSSS wife (that he was cheating on me with – they deny it – but whatever) concocted this story 1.5 yrs ago that I drove by their fucking house. And so what if I did ! (there are no restraining orders) But I sure didn’t. They called my daughter and got her riled up and mad at me and called me a liar when I said I did NOT do this. This ugly broad loves to gossip about me to my daughter – it’s really sick. She’s like obsessed with me or something. This continues to be a thing in my life, and I promise I’ll wrap up, and get back to Jersey.

So I called my divorce attorney today, and they’re getting a very threatening letter in the mail forbidding them to speak to my daughter, or anyone, about me ever again, or they will be sued, and their employers will be contacted about their behavior. And believe me, with what they each do, this harassing behavior, they display, would be a problem. I wanted my attorney to send a copy to her employer, but she advised to not. I guess a ‘tort’ is not a thing in PA or some shit. Whatever, I’m still excited.

Okay, sorry. Just wanted to share that with you guys. Jackie sees her therapist about her eating disorder. She talks about the ice cream challenge. She really needed to finish it, and it was like the smallest dish ever. “A normal person doesn’t skip something else because they have ice cream” the therapist tells her. Has Jackie ever looked around at the grocery store? The average woman is like 200 lbs nowadays. Do you really think they’re feeling bad for eating a small dish of ice cream? The therapist asks her if she can take her kids for pizza – she’s like “whoa let’s not get carried away! I just ate three bites of ice cream!”

Just trying to see the humor – hope no one gets mad… I know it’s a serious situation. I just don’t foresee her ever eating like a normal person. I’m not sure she really wants to.

Marge Sr is so excited about her birthday party! So cute . And best news??? No TERESA !! She would suck the life right out of this shit and make it all about her! Then wah wah wah — Joe wants to fill in, and start some rumble with Bill over their little tiff when they were bad mouthing Jennifer. Sounds like he’s been rehearsing his lines, and this is what I now hate about the Real Housewives. (Husbands) You didn’t used to have them admitting how they were “planning” a confrontation. It just happened.

Speaking of which, this scene is so rehearsed with Teresa, Milania and Gia. Tired of this too. Who cares about their loser dad and this weird house.

Over it. Tired of men.

The House Husbands, and Bill talk at Marge’s party. Joe does his pre-planned confrontation, and whines that he was “hurt” about being kicked out of their house. Whatever. I’m half listening. They sound like a bunch of stupid bitches with vaginas. They make up. So relieved.

Bro, you really hurt my feelings. Now let’s get some appletini’s, and tampons.

Planning a dreaded awful trip to Nashville – cannot WAIT for that !!! NOT !! Especially after seeing the preview. Looks like Summer House all over again.

Serving Hungarian food at Marge’s party since she was a Hungarian immigrant as a child. Very inspiring story. Goulash sounds similar to me. That’s a thing here where I live in PA Dutch (Amish) country. However, I hate it and I have never made it and will never make it. It includes cooked cabbage so right away I’m out. And I think it’s mixed with hamburger ? I don’t know. Every time I’ve seen someone eating it, it looks gross.

Jackie admits to filling her plate with food from the buffet, with zero intention of eating it. Great. Speaking of Jackie, I want to point out how much better I love her wearing her natural hair tonight ! this looks so much better than her straggly extensions. Women this age range in general, I don’t think they need these long extensions clear down their back. Teresa’s and Melissa’s are too long!! It’s my opinion !!! I KNOW THEY’RE THE THING !! It doesn’t mean you have to have them! I don’t ! I think they’re stupid. Some Trolly grouchy chick on FB gave me shit and got all huffy about my posting this, and said that. “everyone has them, you don’t even show your face” What ??? Well i showed her my face! No comment back yet. Sorry I’m not all wrinkly with warts??? (yet) And what is with ladies that give me shit about my drawing of me, as my logo?? “Everyone does Avatars and drawings on their profiles “ I should have told her. Crap I always think of funnier things to say later! Some other chick got all pissy about my post on a NJ Chat page about Teresa not attending the party, and I was glad ! In fact i didn’t miss her at all tonight, not being on barely. And a lot of people agreed with me!

Okay, don’t get all mad now !! But i really like her natural hair here! She looks really pretty !!

Can you imagine how T would have sucked the fun right out of this party, and made it all about her ? Can you imagine listening to her stupid voice dissing everyone as they walked by ??

Thank you Margaret, for not giving into Bravo and inviting her! The producers probably wanted her to, because they knew she would make a scene.

You know she would have still came even though she’s mad at Margaret.

Looks like a good time was had by all !! Even Bill !!!

Happy Birthday Marge Sr !!! Many more !!

Hope she got great gifts !!

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