Finale night! No reunion but are we really that upset? That would be 2 – 3 hours I would never get back.
I bet Teresa was relieved. At the last one she looked guilty as charged for everything she and Louie (mostly Louie) were getting accused of, and was noticeably silent. She looked like she was ready to puke, actually. Louie was doing his squinty eye thing when he knows he’s guilty.
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Here we go. I commented last week about the Fesslers’ and how I didn’t really think they belonged here. And I was kind of proven right later. Not to brag.
She drops in on Marge. Marge brags about her funeral flowers. Fessler doesn’t seem to think her wine is a good as she promised. Marge doesn’t even drink alcohol. How would she eve know what’s ‘good wine?’
They gossip about the funeral flowers and Jackie. Dolo joins the party and fills them in on The Stump’s epic failure of an attempt to have a Heather Gay moment.
That attorney quickly high-tailed it out there, humiliated when there were crickets after her big reveal that it was MARGARET that talked to the ex’s.
Isn’t it kind of a red flag when you have to refer to ‘the exes’ as in several of them, when you get a new guy?? It is. Take it from me, it is.
‘Collaboration’ is kind of a big word for Dolo. Last week she didn’t know what devotion means and said ‘gumbaya.’ She probably looked that up on the way over.
This gets kind of yawn as they go back and forth on the exact ex and the that was communicated in what exact month and year, and whether it was a phone call or a DM.
WHO CARES. WHO CARES. WHO. FUCKING. CARES.
I never got why Teresa isn’t more concerned about the ACTUAL info about Louie, instead of being worried about ‘who put it out there’ and when. Do you??
When they flash on the scene of when she and Louie were first a thing, that smug look on his face as Teresa is bitching at Margaret about pumping the ex’s for info, is so disturbing. He says nothing. Just does that bizarre squinty eyes thing.
It was the same face as when she was arguing with the Fuda’s. He just sits there and says nothing, at all with that disturbing expression. It’s fucking OFF.
Also this: If there is nothing to hide, why are we so worried about Margaret talking to ‘the ex’s.’
Don’t we think it would be smarter to admit he was a bad husband and partner to the many ex’s?? Maybe claim he has gone through therapy and working on himself so as not to repeat his mistakes? Instead of claiming multiple women are lying? And telling lies to cover up lies? How exhausting!!
Louie, that would be smarter, if you’re reading this. I know Teresa’s not, obviously, because she can’t read.
I reiterate, and sorry to be repetitive but women do NOT typically make up or even embellish being with an abusive man. If anything we lie and ‘embellish’ to make it appear that we’re not being abused or treated badly. Because why?? Oh, it’s fucking embarrassing!!
What’s Fessler’s point of being here? To get served terrible wine and fattening as fuck food?
Now they argue about Marge’s infamous last year’s pre-reunion meeting to discuss ‘taking down Louie and Teresa.’ Was Dolo invited? Was she not??
So riveting. These bitches are nuts.
I don’t know how Bella is sleeping through this.
Dolo leaves, then doesn’t leave, you know that Housewife thing.
I feel like that house in the Berkshires just spontaneously combusted when it heard these crazy Jersey idiots who can barely speak English were going to be there screaming and throwing shit like bunch of hoodlums.
Did some research and this might possibly be the house.
https://www.townofgb.org/home/news/gb-fire-mutual-aid-departments-respond-long-pond-road-fire
I wish it showed the ‘before’ picture.
They make up. Fessler chugs the terrible wine which she needs after listening to this shit. She’s probably just trying to concentrate on how much she’s getting paid.
What I sort of appreciated about this Housewife dinner is that they didn’t attempt to sell it or even pretend that it was going to be ‘drama-free’ and relaxing.
Dolo is straight-up admitting all of the foes need to just haggle it out.
And we know what that means with the Jersey ladies. They go hard and don’t fuck around.
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Danielle fills Melissa and Rachel in on the waste of time meeting at Teresa’s. Melissa points out that Louie’s exes, and even a niece through his first marriage were contacting and approaching some of them and warning them about Louie.
And yes can we stop pointing out Teresa’s weight as if that’s some sort of testament to her stress and problems. I love Rachel. And no Danielle she does NOT weigh anything near ‘90 lbs.’ She probably weighs what she should with her height and build. She’s not underweight. Other than having Ozempic face, she doesn’t look unhealthy.
And again why is she so stressed if Louie hasn’t done anything wrong? She’s stressed because he’s humiliating her. It’s been one fucking drama after another with this dude.
And I’m not sure at what point she’ll be able to admit this. And since filming there’s been at least two other issues off the top of my head. Not paying people he owes for a business function, and alleged insurance fraud.
Come on, Teresa. LOSE this dude already.
I got on a rant. Melissa liked the Ozempic comment, clearly. Do did I. It’s true. Suddenly this ape is down 30 – 40 fucking pounds with nary a mention
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I don’t get Danielle going through Nate to communicate with her Dad. Kudos to Nate for trying to be accommodating. I’d rather see this than an abusive piece of shit, like 90% of dudes are, but he does need to put his foot down and tell her he’s not going to be the go-between anymore.
She needs to put on her big girl panties and call her dad herself. Also maybe stop trying to make it a spectacle. This clearly is the reason he didn’t show up for either event she had Nate invite him to. Complications form ‘eyelid surgery.’ Really?
She decides to text him herself. I feel like this was a last-ditch effort to get something on camera, which did not pan out.
I’m pretty sure the kids know who ‘Sam’ is.
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Dolo seems to have dropped the divorce concerns with Buzz. She’s planning on having everyone that hates each other sitting across from one another.
Phooey and The Stump scene. Everyone’s fave I’m sure.
Phooey asks her how she plans to navigate around Margaret.
“I don’t have a plan, I’m not a strategic person.”
Louie: “I know you’re not.” As he chuckles. Well at least he’s not blowing smoke up her ass.
So riddle me this: If she’s not strategic what in the name of all that is holy was she thinking when she agreed to do that reality show- Villains I think it is, where you definitely need to somewhat intelligent and extremely strategic.
Oh I know, she’s broke since Louie is a failure and is spending all of her money.
Then this: “I hope Margaret and her family suffer – I hope her son suffers.”
DUDE WHAT IN THE FUUUUUCK??
Have you since seen his very flimsy public apology?
You can see on Teresa’s face when she knows he says something fucking disturbing and out of pocket, but says nothing. It’s not like she morally gives a shit, it’s just that she’s been on reality TV long enough to know what’s going to be a problem. Threats bad, Louie. What a fucking jack ass piece of shit. She doesn’t even have the balls to have a sit-down with him and tell he needs to NOT say this kind of shit?
And she knows full goddamned well he HAS harassed Margaret’s kid.
Oh FUDA’S a bottom feeder? Okay Louie. Project much? He literally goes down the list calling everyone garbage and other choice insults. Again Louie, project much?
She confirms how she officially is done with her brother. Louie does that squinty eye thing again which I think is his subconscious look when he’s guilty and very pleased with himself.
Also gotta love how he sits next to a ‘Love’ nick knack and a ‘spiritual’ Buddha statue as he smugly makes hateful comments about people, including Teresa’s family.
Can’t make this shit up.
What’s sad is that Teresa is too fucking dumb to see that Joe and Melissa never actually did anything to her at all. This boils down to her extreme and blind jealousy of Melissa. Even before her nose jobs, she’s always been prettier skinnier and has a much ore likable and pleasant personality. And then when you add to this she thinks she ‘took’ Joe from her, there was no hope. Not to mention her extreme inability to communicate like a normal adult, and process basic information. It’s sad because it’s only those two, and their parents are gone.
“I’m glad I kept the peace until my parents were gone.”
Again Teresa you fucking DIMWIT !! They did nothing TO you. You are the one with the problem, but you’re going to stand there in front of the world and pat yourself on the back??
Is this broad for fucking real??
One of her father’s last statements was telling Joe to take care of her, which Joe vowed to do, and she wants to keep this vendetta going because Melissa is prettier?
Fuck me what A Fucking IDIOT! This broad is so SLOW!! It’s very sad that she doesn’t know this and won’t get help. It make me so sad for her.
She credits Louie for being “such a good man” for telling her she CAN make up with him if she wants to.
Oh gee Louie, that’s so fucking NICE of you, to tell her she’s allowed to make up with her brother who did nothing to her whatsoever to deserve this treatment.
Louie did a shit ton of dirty shit to Joe but somehow they’re the victims.
Teresa is blind to this freak’s manipulation and mind games.
Even Guidice wasn’t nearly this bad. He could be an ass too, don’t get me wrong, but at least the dude was funny and likable.
FUCK!! Teresa what are you DOING??
Not sorry for the F bombs!!
Gorga reminisces about his dad. You can’t argue that their parents were the sweetest, from what we saw at least.
He recaps all of the dirty shit Louie has done to him.
Not sure where the hell Teresa came from. Maybe she was stuck in the birth canal too long or something. I don’t know, but it doesn’t take a psychologist to see that Teresa has some wires crossed.
If you don’t see it then well maybe you should get yourself evaluated.
Teresa doesn’t want to communicate with him anymore because she knows Louie fucked her brother over, and really did do this crooked shit.
So in order to not take accountability, she just decided to ignore it and never speak to him again. Nice Teresa. What fine upstanding people ‘youse’ are. As Joe Guidice would say.
You can so tell this bothers and is heartbreaking for Joe. He tries to act like it’s not but it is. Good job Louie!! By the way how’s the relationship with his siblings?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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