Melissa seems all about the cosmos this season. Also her mom is always acting drunk.
I had no idea Melissa’s mom was married to someone?? Who recently passed away?? How did I miss that?? Melissa really wants her at 75 years old to move love some random old dude she’s seeing? Just as she points out, at 75 does she really need to be cooking and cleaning for another fucking dude? Come on Melissa.
If she only had a brain.
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Dolo and Marge have a chat. If The Marge wants to talk non-stop shit about people, she needs to learn to own it.
You know how she is. I’m sure she DID talk a shit ton of smack about Dolo and Paul. She talks smack about everyone. Especially if she’s jealous, and she could be jealous of Dolo. I’m not a big Paulie fan, but he’s a better looking guy than her Joe, so maybe that’s her issue?? He has more money than Joe? We know she’s pretty shallow.
She can’t just be happy for anybody ever. She’s so not a girls’ girl. I just don’t see Jackie making up that Margaret was talking shit on her.
She continues to pretend she cares whether or not Joe has cancer. Dolo is giving her side eye like she knows she’s playing the pity card before they dive into the issue.
The reason why I know she’s putting on this facade about Joe possibly having cancer, other than I just simply know everything, is just how thick she keeps laying it on. “I just cannot have him not well. I just can’t lose Joe.”
Dolo looks over it too. We’re all over it. Shut up Margaret. Just shut up.
Now she switches to the real issue she’s concerned about, because it sure as hell it’s her husband possibly dying, it’s the fact that Jackie has outed her about things she has actually said.
She’ll take it to her grave that she never said a bad word – about Dolores. So in other words she is talking shit on Paul. You know she tends to do that, a lot. Are there concerns with Paul? Yes. Absolutely. But she has to understand that not every dude, in fact most are not, pussy-whipped little minions like Joe is.
Most men are difficult. If she wants to wear the pants in her household and have some pussy she tells what’s what than that’s her prerogative. Now not to say that a happy medium doesn’t exist. I’m sure it does, where you can have a dude that’s not a douche but not a fucking pussy. I hear they exist. Maybe it’s an Old Wives’ Tale.
So after she got Dolores geeling all bad for her about Joe, she somewho manages to revert the convo to HER, and how pissed she is at Teresa and Louie, for calling her son at work? How did this happen?? She’s a sly one, that Margaret, no doubt about that. Her point her is that she after last year’s reunion, she was pissed at Dolores for not taking her side in all of that.
“Are you sure that’s all you said about Paul?”
She sides steps and half-answers that, starting it off with the very serious “listen…” It’s such a filler-word. I hate how that’s the thing now. And usually when someone starts off a reply with that word, they’re probably not being honest.
She doesn’t need to be told to listen, she’s fucking listening to you lie through your veneers. She has some bull shit story about if she were still with David things wold have been different, that makes NO SENSE. What did I miss there?? I wasn’t following and I don’t care because I know it’s horse shit.
I am sure she has said HORRIBLE things about Paul, which I hate to admit based on what we’ve seen so far this season, she’s probably not wrong. But she shouldn’t she own it, instead lying, while accusing Jackie of lying?
Dolores insists in her yap that although she talks a lot of shit (as they flash to her talking a lot of shit and judging everyone else’s fucking relationship) that she’s been “a GOOD friend.”
A good friend that hates you.
In reality, and this is supposed to be reality, Dolores doesn’t believe one goddamned word she’s saying. It’s all over her face. She’s the worst actress.
Margaret vows to have ONE conversation with Jackie and give her the business!! Oh NO! The wrath of Margret Josephs!!
Danielle and her husband having rehearsed convos is such a snooze fest!!
Could she BE up Melissa’s ass any more? She’s bellyaching that The Stump doesn’t have her back.
Danielle is trying so hard to make her Dad drama part of her ‘story line.’ I love how he’s not having it and not showing up at any of these events she keeps inviting him to. I’m sure he’s thinking, funny how when the show’s being filmed she wants to make up.
And stop sending Nate as your messenger! It’s stupid!!
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Melissa prepares for her fashion show. And there ARE fashions!!
Teresa prepares for some live show for her now-canceled podcast ‘Namaste Bitches’ and I’m sure you have heard there is ALL KINDS OF scandal about her co-host of the podcast, Melissa Pfeister. Long story short Teresa and Louie acted very Teresa and Louie-like and stabbed her in the back and they now hate each other.
She did have a Twitter account I used to follow under ‘Melissa’s Old Nose.’
It’s even rumored she suffered a miscarriage being so upset at BravoCon by Louie.
Danielle must be excited for the Envy Fashion Show, looks like she’s two hours early.
Melissa sent some of the ladies outfits from her store but not Jackie. That is to most likely perpetuate this ‘story line’ of Jackie’s and that she’s continually left out of everything. It’s getting OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD.
Marge could not wait to make sure she knows.
“Is your outfit from ENVY?? She sent us all dresses.” With that she gets up and leaves.
As soon as Melissa’s mom arrives, she needs a cosmo, and STAT.
I don’t get why the Jersey guys always have to be hanging on each other. We get it your BRO’S!!! It’s big ole sausage fest – congrats. It doesn’t mean you have to be canoodling constantly. Maybe Gorga just feels bad for Joe that he’s married to Margaret.
Frank shares that since his dog died, he had to cancel the trip he planned to propose to Brittany on. Poor Frank. Have an Appletini, it’ll all be better!!
A Jersey season just is not a Jersey season until I see Frank order an Appletini!! A drink that could not be more 90’s and more girlie. But I’m not judging!!
Jennifer has to be Shady Jennifer. Let’s face it she’s not really interested in any friendship with Melissa.
She starts talking trash while in the audience, not at all tacky, about Melissa’s runway looks being ‘just clothes from her store’ as opposed to her own fashions. I don’t see that as an issue. She’s advertising and showcasing the merch from her store, that she owns. Not that weird.
Melissa is not a designer, nor has she ever claimed to be one. She doesn’t she doesn’t sew, she doesn’t draw. She just likes fashion and owns a boutique. What is wrong with Jennifer. Where’s your business Jennifer? What do you do??
And I don’t want to hear she has five kids. They’re all potty-trained, they’re in school, she could do something with herself besides be Stump’s embarrassing little minion.
Since Melissa is not a designer, even if she did have her own ‘line’ let’s face it, it would be cheap Shein style shit made in China by ten-year old’s paid ten cents a day, white label garbage with her name on it. That’s not your own fashions.
BUT to Jennifer’s credit, I do think she’s funny, the part about no dudes in her show this time is interesting as she references the rumor of Melissa’s alleged make-out sesh in a car, being with a dude from her last show. (does her store sell mens’ clothes?)
When they flash on that scene from three years ago, she does look pretty smitten with the dude in question, just sayin.’
Does Melissa have bodyguards with her?? When she’s surrounded by cameras?
Bodyguards?
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Danielle’s dad does not attend the Kidz Bop thing as she instructed Nate to invite him to. Another excuse. I hope Danielle is catching on.
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Okay well that’s over, and it’s Teresa’s event time. I can’t even imagine people would listen to her podcast. Her voice is annoying as fuck and she barely ever has anything that’s halfway understandable to say.
I can’t fathom this Melissa Pfeister chick was dying to be friends with Teresa, other than monetary and social-climbing reasons since she is a Housewife commentator and blogger. Who the hell wants to be friends with Teresa Guidice?
She talks to Jennifer, along with Fessler and Jackie who are her new Bravo-ordered fake friends.
She eludes to some shit that’s stressing her out, which we think has to do with all of this drama that Louie has caused in her life, with the phone calls and the PI’s that HE hired, and all his crazy ass antics.
Oh and then there’s the issue with one of his ex-girlfriends, who is a therapist, who Louie hired people to be fake clients, to spy on her. What a classy guy right! Good job Stump!!
But you know, none of this is Louie’s doing. It’s coincidental!!
I’m no Teresa fan so I don’t really give a fuck, but I think she needs to lose that dumb ass Joker freak.
Danielle who was supposed to be a no-show because of the Kidz Bop thing has managed to make it, so now Jennifer is on edge.
Stump yammers about ‘finding her peace and journaling.’
Oh Pahhlease. I would pay to read this ‘journal’ and see all of the misspellings and the nonsense. It probably looks like a second grader wrote it.
Finding her peace? This woman can’t get along with anybody. And she remarries the most chaotic biggest weirdo in all of Jersey.
Of course her diary entry she recites refers to cutting her brother out of her life, who really did try to get along with her, from what I’ve watched over the past ten year, tthis is not what he wants. He tried with her. Is he annoying? Yes, but he doesn’t have fifteen personality disorders like Teresa does.
Also, she has a blind and extreme unhealthy jealousy of Melissa, so there’s that.
How this woman has a fan base and people in the audience telling her she’s great makes me concerned for my fellow Americans. This woman is a mentally ill and probably the stupidest Housewife of ALL, past and present Housewives on ALL franchises.
Maybe her fans just feel bad for her because she’s so slow, and has no idea that she’s slow. Does Jersey not do special classes for the slow kids?? How does she not know?
Now she claims she’s found God.
I can’t.
Danielle and Jennifer bicker.
Jennifer starts acting kind of trailer parky which I guess she thinks is what the viewers want to see.
Maybe if you live in a trailer park….
