Shut up Teresa.
That didn’t take long for me to get annoyed with that dumb stump.
Okay fine, when they rolled the footage, it did looks like she turned her head when Jennifer shoved Danielle.
But my thing is, why did she stand there with her mouth hanging open looking dumbfounded (I truly don’t believe she was in on it) when Jennifer was going at Danielle?? She looked annoyed which was kind of unbelievable.
You know if Teresa thinks you’re acting cunty you must be acting pretty fucking cunty.
Moving on, why is Margaret being so nice to Joe now that he might have cancer? “Cutest pool man ever?” Seriously? When have you ever heard her refer to him as cute? Or give him any kind of compliment? She’s always picks on him for being out of shape, and puts him down.
And don’t even get me started on this damned house. It looks like a Barbie’s Dream House on amphetamines. If she was single, I would say fine.
Well no I wouldn’t say fine, because it’s tacky and loud AF, but I wouldn’t have problem with it being girly. But when you have dude living with you, it just seems rude to have your bedroom walls covered in leopard and such a girly motif everywhere.
That pink and orange Brady Bunch room looks like vomit.
I looked up Benigno’s age and he’s turning 69 later this year. Did not know he was that old. He has good hair, maybe that’s why I wasn’t looking at him as a 70 year old. He should probably work on his physique a little bit, but at 69, why bother now? He has a really weird shaped body. I don’t know why Marge insists he wear polo shirts everywhere. He needs some UnTuckit’s.
Wonder why they didn’t start filming until late summer/early fall? For the past several years they’ve been filming over late spring/early summer since they like to film ‘down the shore’ scenes. Usually there’s some type of behind the scenes drama when they postpone filming.
Danielle is having a ‘relaunch party.’ This is a lot of parties.
Jennifer does seem to have a weird vendetta against Danielle. Or faking a weird vendetta against Danielle.
The hypocrisy of all of her fake issues with Danielle are cracking me up.
Being petty about a charity, treating a hair dresser and a hair extension chick badly. Does Jennifer really give a shit ? I say no. And is she also behaving badly? Yes. It’s like sitting there lecturing someone about smoking whilst you’re smoking.
Danielle is inviting her dad to her event.
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So looks like shit’s getting real with Buzz Lightyear and this ‘electrical company’ office that Dolo is to be supposedly running. She’s never run an office, never had an office job and knows nothing about electrical wiring or construction.
But whatever, this is what she’s getting in place of him divorcing his wife and marrying her. Perhaps he’s trying to keep her busy so she forgets about it?
Or perhaps this is all made up.
She and Rachel discuss via FaceTime the argument which was already all ovet the internet right after it filmed, because Jennifer and Teresa leak everything that happens to their bloggers buddies. To make a buck I assume? Wouldn’t you think they would rather have viewers not know everything that’s happening several months prior to airing??
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Okay so I was a little whiny about this wedding being aired of Melissa’s cousins, only because it’s not like he’s someone that we know, that’s been featured on the show before. I was questioning if Joe being asked to officiate was just for the show. Like if it wasn’t for filming would he have been asked?
I wonder if this is why they postponed filming? Maybe this and showing the girls going off to school?
They only showed a short clip. I think they gave it the adequate amount of time that it deserved. I’m sure Melissa and Joe were expecting more.
Her cousin’s husband did not attend the wedding. It’s so hard to fathom in this damned day and age your own parents not attending your wedding because you’re gay. Can you even imagine how close-minded and miserable you must be to shun your own child over that??
Joe seems to be loving his moment in the spotlight. No shock there.
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Jennifer, Fessler and Teresa all meet to discuss ‘the fight.’ The fight that Jennifer insisted on starting for no reason at all, and poked and provoked until Danielle lost her shit.
Do we really need to fuss over her like this? She pretends to look distraught.
Honestly if you’re going to treat people like that, you should not be at all shocked and you need to prepare yourself to be smacked upside the head. I’m a firm believer in that.
Not necessarily in the smacking upside the head part, or violence, but I’m just saying if you’re going to act like a See You Next Tuesday Biatch, and try to see how far you can push people before they lose their shit, then you deserve what the fuck ya get!!
That is my two cents for the day.
And not to mention, Jennifer was the first one to get physical with the ‘push.’
I get Danielle got all up in her grill, but again who was the instigator and the provoker? Jennifer.
Teresa for some reason needs a reenactment of ‘the shove.’
Stupid.
Pretty sure her reenactment shove was much less aggressive than the real one.
Does Jennifer Aydin really care that much or at all about these hair people? No she does not.
She gets all salty about Teresa still going to Danielle’s stupid Boujie Kids event.
I’m so sick of the who is friends with whom talk and who all is pissed off about it.
It seems really 7th grade to be honest.
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Oh joy!! Marge got Jackie’s fucking book!! Now we can all sleep tonight? But she’s STILL bitching. So pissed off “the note is not personalized.”
Can’t make this shit up.
I feel like this Lexi chick friend of Margaret’s is a complete and total ‘Yes’ woman. No matter what the hell Margaret says, she’ll agree. She agrees it’s SO weird, the note is not personalized.
I do believe Jackie that she has said horrific things about Dolores and most of the ladies. She always had a superiority complex. And because Margaret is very similar, Marge probably assumed she was safe venting to her.
Now Margaret is bringing Joe a snack as he’s working on making this house as tacky as possible for her. Never saw her ‘bring him a snack.’
Not sure if this cancer thing is legit or not. We know Housewives aren’t above pretending they have a health issue, so why not the House Husbands too?
The doctor tells them his test was abnormal and they need to do an MRI.
Poor Margaret, now she has to keep being nice to him. To be fair I guess she has to be extra dramatic since she made such a fuss about the one year anniversary of Jan’s death.
I feel like she’s not doing him any favors by acting like this. Positive vibes Margaret, positive vibes.
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Boujie Kidz relaunch event. Guess we can see why Danielle is putting up with this Housewife BS. To promote her brand.
Getting paid a butt load of money to be on a reality show and talk about your company non-stop, and you just have to put up with some crazy ass bitches and pretend like you give a shit. Win win.
Danielle’s dad is pretend sick and is not attending the event. In other words he didn’t want to be exploited for his daughter to have attention and camera time.
I don’t think Danielle believes it either.
Fessler arrives so we have to discuss the altercation with Jennifer, of course.
They should be prohibited per their contract from divulging details during filming since they don’t air for several months. We shouldn’t have been reading about this online back in September.
Jennifer didn’t say she stole from the charity. Also Danielle shouldn’t have been blabbing she’s paying herself back’ for her time and expenses. That’s a little tidbit you keep to yourself, but she’s too dumb to see that. Like if you own your own business and do a little fudging with expenses for tax purposes, you don’t talk about it to everyone and anyone.
Rachel has a point that every time Jennifer has been around her she has some random accusation trying to show she’s greedy and/or doesn’t have integrity.
Projecting?
Fessler is forced to be on Jennifer’s side, because she was told to be up Teresa’s asshole all season since The Stump needed friends.
Teresa arrives. It’s just not a party until The Stump arrives.
Typical Teresa statement: “I don’t think she was trying to hurt you.”
Sure Teresa, sure. She was just outing her on a TV show to a million people her for reimbursing herself for time she put into a charity, as well as shade on the two hair girls to be NICE.
I don’t know what in the HELL Fuda was thinking when he used as an analogy, the analogy, (yes you heard that right, an analogy of an analogy – can’t make this shit up) of Jackie saying Gia snorts coke.
He had to know he was handing Teresa and Gia something else to bitch about.
I guess I can vaguely see the comparison, but the two scenarios were not at all related.
Fuda actually did do what he was accused of, and yes he was a minor, I get that. Whereas Jackie just pulled her Gia scenario out of her ass to demonstrate to Dumb-as-a-Stump Teresa Guidice how she would feel if someone spread a ‘rumor’ about her family, as she did about Evan and the girlfriend. You do have to pull out all the stops to get through to that numbskull, do you not?
Remember Stump’s idiotic defense she kept repeating that season was “it was a rumorrrrrrrrr, I didn’t say it was true, I just said I heard it.”
I get what Jackie was doing, but she should have kept kids out of it. Stump was single at the time so she couldn’t do a husband or boyfriend comparison, so she went to her eldest child to make her point.
Smarter would have been to point out how she didn’t like it and went fucking ape shit when it was discussed on the show several years ago that Joe was cheating on her. Who can forget THAT hot mic moment?
Which he definitely was (as was Evan on Jacke I believe.)
Fessler defends Fuda. It was dumb but he wasn’t speaking negatively of Gia. I get her being annoyed by the whole thing. Who wants to have their name in the same sentence as snorting coke? No one.
Teresa has to get Dolo’s side of it now, as if Fessler didn’t explain it in a way which any idiot would comprehend.
Maybe don’t call someone a drug dealer that got busted with weed 20 years ago?? Although I did read and saw a copy of a polibe report that he got in trouble for having some pills in his adulthood.
Now we have Dolo saying the same fucking thing using slightly different words.
Make it stop!!
So Teresa and Gia are SO UPSET about this, yet they’re making sure it’s discussed and analyzed to death multiple times by multiple people?
Got it.
Fessler tells Rachel and Melissa what was going on and Rachel storms off.
Melissa wants to badly to be part of this and we don’t why. “Why are you discussing John Fudaaaaaaaaaa?” Melissa sit down. This has nothing to do with you.
Rachel is mad that Fessler is defending her husband.
We don’t know why.
Melissa goes off how “Gia is a child and shouldn’t be involved in adult conversations.” I do agree that she shouldn’t be hanging around the women and getting involved in all of the petty gossip and contrived fights, just because it’s weird. Why does a 22 year old girl want to hang around a bunch of gossippy miserable late 30’s– 50 somethings?? She should be above this shit. However in this instance where her name was brought up she does have a right to ask about it.
Don’t get why Melissa is taking it so personally. And 22 is not a ‘child.’ I get it she watched this girl grow up and has known her since she was a child, but she’s currently not an actual child. Just like Antonia is not a child.
Why is everyone bitching at Fessler about this?? Gia fucking asked her about it! Also why is Melissa wearing that stupid Gucci hoodie to this event?
This is so effing stupid!! Fessler was supposed to say nope – ‘can’t talk about it – sorry – not allowed to talk about it, not campaigning.’
Why does Margaret even care?? I am so confused. She’s getting scolded for ‘campaigning.’ I don’t get this at all. Do you?
Literally first Housewife ep ever in the long long history of Housewives where a bitch gets pissed at another for defending her husband.
Fessler is not her ‘campaign manager.’ Okay. Does this moron not comprehend she was ASKED about it. I feel like I’m losing brain cells.
Rachel has another tantrum when she hears that it’s still being discussed when Fessler tries to tell Melissa how it was NO BIG DEAL. Why is Melissa worried about it? No one knows. No one.
Rachel says she’s so irritated that Fessler is ‘up Teresa’s ass’ which I don’t disagree with, however in this instance she was trying to tell Stump she was wrong and explained the context of the Gia comment.
How dumb is that broad??
How dumb is all of this??
