So this talk with Louie and Teresa really is something else. And now he’s in cahoots with Joe Guidice? That’s a recipe for disaster.
Does Louie seriously NOT believe Teresa is ever at fault for any of the issues between her and her brother and Melissa? The issues are very simple to explain – she HATES Melissa. She is jealous of her, and HATES her. she always has, and she always will. I’m not saying Melissa is without fault, but she’s just not on the level of evil bitch that Teresa is, and Teresa hates that about her too. Melissa is more friendly and likable, as well as prettier, skinnier, and younger. There was a time I would say smarter, but based on some simple 5th grade facts that Melissa had no clue about, I think I’ll reconsider on that one.
Thought Louie was all about families, togetherness, and love, peace, harmony. No he is certainly is not. What a fucking phony.
Danielle and her mom have a talk about her bro drama. Dude sounds like a fucking prick. Who cares about this asshole. Really. This girl based her whole ‘story line’ on this douche. Icing out his own fucking mother for chrissakes over a petty and senseless disagreement.
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Jennifer’s brother has left Turkey with his new wife and is setting up housekeeping here in Jersey. They can’t afford to live here based on his income in Turkey, because “prices are inflated in America.” Jennifer, it’s called capitalism. If Turkey is so great, then why are you in Jersey? Go where the prices aren’t ‘inflated.’ Dumb ass thing to say.
Jennifer shares with him the sadness of Bill and the pool house. Of course he will never return to that therapist again. She knows he’s a schmuck, and told him shit he didn’t want to hear. He wants Jennifer to go on her own to the therapist. That makes sense.
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So Dolores and Paul host a party, and the theme is ‘prohibition.’ At least Melissa knows what it is, (assuming she she already googled it) but Joe has zero clue what it means. What fucking adult doesn’t know what the hell that means?? Maybe I just answered my own question.
She tells Frank and their kids at their dinner, that she loves living with Paul. Well who would NOT want to live in a free huge bougie-ass house. Yes Dolores, we know you love living there. Thanks for the update. It’s just come out recently that he’s still married, so not sure what all of that engagement baloney was about. He might want to consider getting divorced first.
There is trouble brewing at this party with this Melissa rumor, and the fact that Margaret seems to have been the one to have dug it up makes it more interesting, since she and Marge are buddies.
Louie starts doubling down on making sure Teresa completely hates Joe and Melissa, not just her regular Teresa hate. His rhetoric in regards to them, has been coming off kind of aggressive, and is seemingly wanting to make sure Teresa never makes up with them.
He has “watched Teresa being beautiful and loving towards Joe and Melissa.”
Like WHEN? When did this happen?? Beautiful and loving? Towards Melissa and Joe?
He’s ‘pulling her out of the snake pit.’ he says. Teresa looks like she knows he’s going too far since she is to blame for much of the controversy, but is happy to let this play out. I think she forgets she has been on TV for ten fucking years treating them like crap, and bitching about everything that Melissa does. Including bringing the wrong cookies to a party.
5/16 – FINALE
They all gather for the Roaring 20’s/Great Gatsby/Prohibition Party (how original) that Dolores and Paul are hosting.
Dolores does more bragging about her new glitzy pad that she has finally secured. She refers to it as her (and Paul’s) home.
David was supposed to be her golden ticket, but he turned out to be a dud. A dud that didn’t care if she came or went, and also was (still is, probably) into her ex-husband, so that didn’t work out so well for her.
The boys were apparently told to discuss the Teresa drama, so they bring it up to Joe on a really rehearsed way.
Melissa and Rachel sort of corner Danielle, and Rachel starts picking on her, which is getting old.
I’m not even sure what they were talking about here. It was kind of confusing, and it sort of sounded like three year olds having a conversation to be honest.
Melissa asks if there’s “anything they don’t know about” that was going on with Danielle in Ireland, due to her dramatic reaction over what Jennifer shared with her. So clearly she knows that Jennifer told her about the back seat story. But let’s just dance around it. Melissa keeps making these weird faces.
She’s really a bad actress.
Rachel brings up this ex-friend of Margaret’s and wants Danielle to divulge what she knows.
Teresa and Louie arrive fashionably late, and there is immediate tension in the air. He ignores Joe. Joe cries about it like a bitch.
Louie continues to instigate Teresa to be pissed at Joe and Melissa, and Teresa continues to act half scared about his intense reactions. She seems to be trying to hush him up, and insists she just doesn’t care.
You almost think she’s going to blurt out that she’s to blame for most of the problems, because she hates Melissa, just to shut him up.
Danielle tells Jennifer she wants to tell Melissa about ‘the ‘back seat’ rumor. Jennifer sort of, not really, tries to talk her out of it.
Jennifer claims that she “tried so hard to not repeat it.” Whatever, no one believes that.
Here we go with “throwing under the bus.” Now they’re going to keep saying it 500 times, and you know how happy that makes me.
Danielle pulls Melissa aside, and tells her what she knows. Spills that this phantom friend Laura, said that she was caught in the back seat of a car kissing a dude, and that it came from Margaret. I do wonder what Margaret did to piss this chick off. Do we know this??
So Melissa knew about this already, and knew that she was going to be presented with it here, which was easy to see. She tells her that Teresa supposedly confronted Joe about it, thinking she had this great big juicy piece of gossip that Melissa was fucking around on him.
It’s also evident, by the pretend looks of confusion, that everyone knew Danielle was going to do this. This is her big moment. She wants asked back next season. She doesn’t want to go out ONLY talking about her and her douchy brother (not even on the show) quarreling about him making fun of her Insta stories.
This whole episode is kind of sucking. She starts to lay it out, that she was upset about something that she was told in Ireland. Melissa is playing dumb, which isn’t a stretch, “about meeeeee?”
Girl.
So the tea gets spilled, and Danielle is annoyed that Melissa isn’t mad at Margaret, which was the main motivation here. She thinks that ‘Laura’ (does this woman even exist?) has made it all up, and blamed Margaret to get back at her. Melissa immediately accuses Teresa of starting this.
They flash on some of the past issues, of Teresa always shit talking Melissa.
Now Margaret gets in the mix, and to me is coming off kind of like she’s guilty. I believe she does know something. She’s going to wrap Danielle’s Amazon dress around her throat. (is that okay to say?)
Danielle and Margaret schreech and sling insults at each other. “Low-budget Betty.” “Old hag Nancy” (Hag is MY word – she copied!! )
Everyone pretends to be confused as they start to hear a ruckus. This has got to be one of the most ridiculous Housewife episodes I have ever seen, as far as the obvious over acting.
It’s like the producers walked about with their little cameras, and just told everyone to have this shocked look, and stretch out their neck, out as if they were trying to see and hear what was going on.
The weirdest one is Melissa and Joe smirking when Jennifer and Margaret start fighting, and brings up the husband. Say what you want about those two, but it seems like those two scenes were just strung together. I can’t imagine them looking like this over stupid Marge throwing Bill’s cheating up in her face for the 800th fucking time. Who does that?
Margaret’s obsession with Bill’s cheating ten years ago, IS kind of odd. Like what’s the purpose of bringing this up now? It’s kind of sad to hear Jennifer blaming the woman for “throwing herself” at him. Sure, let’s go with that.
If Margaret wants to talk about it non-stop, why doesn’t she address Bill? HE’S the skevvy one did the shit. What sense does it make to ridicule Jennifer? It seems a little lewd that she can’t drop it. Does she get off on picturing Bill banging this pharm rep?? Seems like it.
Melissa is pissed at Teresa, of course and calls her a loser for spreading the gossip. A Loser. She even does the ‘L’ thing on her forehead. Is it 2005??
“Wow, wow wow” is all she says, because she’s Teresa, and knows like three words. She has the typical Teresa dingaling look on her face.
Then she does come up with “you’re disgusting” and “look at you.” Melissa who’s not very quick as previously mentioned, can only come up with – “look at YOU.” They sound like short circuit robots again.
Teresa claims she had Louie tell Joe this info, that Margaret was supposedly spreading to “get in front of it.” She says she didn’t tell anyone about it, and I sort of wanted to believe her.
Louie keeps making these really bizarre and sort of frightening faces. He literally reminds me of the Joker, even down to his suit and he’s making these sinister faces.
Margaret seems kind of edgy, to be honest, as she accuses Teresa of looking nervous. I think there’s truth to that fact that she is the one that started this shit about Melissa. Remember she has an ‘arsenal!!’
I think it’s funny and probably good that the guys are trying to stay out of it. Sort of.
Margaret does the uzse, when Jennifer throws herself into the ring, and she taunts her with Bill’s cheating, because that’s all she’s got really. Of course she goes nuts and leaves. Bill pretends to console her. Teresa pretends to be concerned that she’s leaving.
I did catch this, and maybe I’m off, but Evan suddenly looks guilty as the camera zooms in. Is that who Melissa was making out with?? Now THAT would be funny!! Just like Vanderpump !! Or is it just because they’re talking about cheating, and he’s worried his indiscretion last year is going to get brought up.
Louie gets in on this, and tries to take all of the blame for telling Joe, and acting like Teresa had nothing to do with it. Melissa asks him why his eyes are bugging out, since he does look insane. He does kind of get aggressive with her.
Now this gets kind of reminiscent of the infamous ‘christening’ episode like ten years ago. Joe and Louie start pretending like they’re going to fight, and they’re having to be held back.
Dolores says in her yap, she doesn’t care about what she put into this party, she’s just concerned that everyone is okay.
First off, she knew exactly what was goin’ down at the party, and secondly, I thought you put nothing into it Dolores? Thought you just showed up and looked pretty??
Next day, Jennifer shows up at Teresa’s to discuss the shenanigans. Dolores checks on Melissa.
Joe says in his yap, that Teresa and Louie were telling him, it’s multiple men, that Melissa is cheating with, and they even have Gia call him, and tell him that “he can do better.” Seriously? Getting your daughter involved in this?
Melissa makes the official announcement that they’re not attending the wedding.
Dolores drops in, and honestly Teresa doesn’t seem that upset, as she points out pastries and doesn’t seem bothered.
Then the disturbing Louie scene when he admits to having this “good friend” who is a PI, (Bo Dietl) and that he has info on all of the wives. This has since been debunked, as the ‘good friend’ has publicly said he was NOT hired by this fraudster for anything. Guessing he just wanted to sound super cool ?? Like a high schooler??
Louie maintains that Joe was just told “to get ahead of it.” Not because they didn’t believe it was true, they were actually ‘concerned’ for Melissa and Joe.
Teresa continues to sound unfazed by all of it. I think she’s just trying to please Louie. It’s hard to tell with her though, since she’s such a neanderthal, she always has the same dazed look on her face.
Well now she’s married to him, so she has a lifetime, I mean until they get divorced, to try to please him. Good luck with that.
