I don’t think I mentioned this last week, I was kind of focused on Sara acting stoned: Ayan’a head piece/wig combo looks like a Halloween costume you would get at Party City. I don’t know who told her that looked okay, but it definitely does not look like high fashion by any stretch. Let’s try

Does or does Michael not pay Stanbury’s bills?? I feel like it would be really strange if this were true. A gay guy footing the bills of his straight female friend and her husband? How weird is that? Stanbury of course denies it, because well, how embarrassing. Why would Michael be drunk and telling everyone

I love the red theme. I like it better when they do variations of like the same color palate. But I guess no one checked with me. No one checked with Scheana, and no one checked with me. This will probably be in two parts. The reunions are hard to not break up because they

Ayan talking to her sister always makes me sad. If you’ve been reading my recaps you should know why. They literally compliment each other and lift each other up. I love that. Her sister could easily be insanely jealous of her lavish life and be a bitter fucking mean girl twat like my sister started

I can’t believe it’s already the finale! They’re still at their stay-cation excursion. The Wives break up in three separate groups for breakfasting consisting of the four couples, and Sara, Saba and Brooks. Stanbury, Taleen and their men convene. In case you were totally wondering and I’m sure you were, Stanbury and Sergio had sex

Did Lesa really enter the hotel complaining “there’s no porter.” What must it be like to be a spoiled pretentious snobby asshole, and think you constantly need a ‘poor’ standing around to wait on you hand and foot? Ayan is dressed like a fuzzy slipper. She looks stupid. She insists on driving the golf cart