I’m confused by Erika’s tag line. “The best part about losing everything, is getting it all back.” I know they don’t come up with them. I used to think they did, but she did agree to repeat it. ‘Getting it all back?’ I hope this wasn’t in reference to her Vegas gig. Because, you know,

I missed doing last week’s recap on this one too. I only got finished with Below Deck and Southern Charm. I was actually kind of relieved to see that they took the week off, because I would have been more behind. They should honestly do that every year on Christmas week. The break was nice.

So here’s some Kyle Richards tea. You may have heard that she and Mario are separately/together gallivanting around Aspen. You know the city that Kyle thinks is the bougee-est spot in all of the fucking world. How dare Kathy, who doesn’t think it’s all that, because she’s Kathy Hilton, not be dressed to the nines

That was one awkward kiss between Mario and Kyle – yikes. And he grabbed her kind of aggressively. She scolds him after, and says “don’t kiss me!” Come ON, so clear they had already called it quits by this time. So stupid, this game we’re playing. Just fucking say it. ****** Sutton is preparing to

Continuation of the weed dinner, sorry to say, and Kyle and Sutton still having this ongoing dispute about “what’s going on with her.” Sutton just wants her to admit that her marriage is in the toilet. Not “this isn’t our best year.” That IS called denial. What cracks me up is that I kind of

Kyle has Dorit and Crystal over. “OhMiGod you don’t have a business manager?? Of course you do!” Dorit is just so… I don’t even know. Who wants to tell her that she’s a nobody, married to a poser, who’s always been a broke ass loser. Sounds like someone else I know. A poser, and a