The old Housewife excuse for getting a nose job. Claiming you were having some sort of sinus/breathing issue. Either they deny it all together, or make up this bullshit story, instead of just saying “yeah I got a nose job – I didn’t like my nose.” Kenya rolls her eyes.
Marlo has gotten on the O train. She looks extremely gaunt and almost unrecognizable to me. You would think she would have worn something really slinky to show off the new bod, instead of this huge sack that looks three sizes too big.
I actually didn’t realize they were ‘shots.’ At least she is owning it, I guess. I predict the wives that have been doing this very unconventional new practice to lose weight, will gain it all back as soon as they go off of it. I doubt you can keep getting these shots forever. I read there are some nasty side effects too. Oh well, whatever.
Kenya is doing a weird boob squisher with the under boob on display, looking like upside down cleavage. It reminds me of that horrible dress that Kyle on Beverly Hills wore a few seasons back. This looks not quite as bad. It seems to fit her better than Kyle’s did.
What is with this Housewife/Bravoleb thing with couples separating, but continuing to live together. Please explain to me how these people who can afford it, that they both HAVE to remain in the same house. How awkward can that be? Especially with someone like Ralph.
Don’t drag me, but Drew looks like she put on quite a bit of weight.
Sanya is 4 months pregnant. Happy for her, and she looks adorable. Looks like a girl, but we will see if she divulges. I’m sure she knows at this point.
I don’t think Sheree’s nose looks that different. She’s up first. First discussion is her ex’s newly discovered 26 year old daughter. That whole thing is weird, but I get how it isn’t even a thought or concern for her. This kid was born before she was even with him.
The dude was odd to bring her to the sip and see, but that sounds like a typical dumb ass no self-awareness thing a dude would do, right? He probably thought it made him seem cool.
She gets asked about Martell, and sounds like she ditched this loser player, since he was waving his D all over town. Yeah that’s gross. That’s how you catch shit. She does say they still talk and hang out, which to me is code for she’s still seeing him.
Kenya gets questioned about her divorce from Captain D bag, and apparently he is making a ruckus about stupid ass Marlo kicking at her door at the hotel during filming. Marlo IS an immature asshole. And I don’t care about her shitty fucking mom, and her shitty fucking childhood. I don’t. Even if Brooklyn wasn’t in the room, you don’t go having a tantrum and start kicking at someone’s door in a hotel, because you need a steak, or whatever the hell her issue was that night. She was mad they had to leave the event because of cameras.
Kenya hands Andy supposedly a subpoena for her to appear in court. Turns out it’s a blank subpoena form. So that’s embarrassing. Kenya didn’t even look at the document to see she was given a blank form? She continues to try to talk through all of the ridiculing laughter, that she would be so proud to hand Marlo a blank form. Kenya – Housewife receipts 101, look at what the fuck you’re handing over. WOW.
All stupid ass Marcus has to do, if this is truly is bothersome to him, and he’s concerned for the welfare of his daughter, which he’s not, is block Kenya, legally from having Brooklyn appear on the show.
Other ex’s have done that. Tamra’s ex, Simon comes to mind, which they tend to do just to be annoying.
But you know, since I’m the self-proclaimed narcissist aficionado, pretty sure he’s NOT about to do that. If he did that, then what sort of drama could he drum up over Brooklyn on the show, just to make Kenya’s life difficult? Duh. If Kenya were smarter, she would herself, remove Brooklyn from filming. Marlo offers a Marlo-apology.
Kenya seems floored that Marlo (sort of) apologizes. Is she taking complete accountability? Mmmm — no, not really.
She carefully words it as “I’m sorry for Brooklyn being involved in our bullshit.” Not “I’m sorry for acting like a fucking psycho, kicking at your door for no reason whatsoever.” There really was no ‘our bullshit’ Marlo. The bullshit was all yours.
You can’t really argue that she has this very deep and relentless unhealthy irrational jealousy of Kenya. Apparently, allegedly Marlo was also engaging with Marcus when they first split up. Can totally see her doing that.
She hates Kenya, so of course she would hit up the ex, looking for gossip and ‘dirt’ from someone that also hates Kenya. He just hates all women, but whatever.
You can see by Marlo’s reaction she certainly did do this. She’s such a dumb ass. She didn’t foresee Marcus would tell Kenya this at some point?
Now there’s bickering about bill paying, and business idea stealing, botox…
Also ‘She by Sheree’ is not all original fashions. Is that really surprising though? Does Sheree claim to be a fashion designer? No. She’s the owner of a website that distributes fast fashion. Overpriced fast fashion. She may have had a few original items that was work-out wear, but that was it. It’s not like she had enough of her own ideas for a whole website. Sheree is not going to put in that much effort. Come on.
She and Kandi go at it hard over each other’s businesses and what costs 9.99 at Shein, and $75 at their store/site.
Andy has a new reunion prop, a gong to bang on when they just will not shut up. However, nice try, but the clothing merch argument continues.
There is comparison of Kandi’s store to Sheree’s website. There’s a lot of ‘Shein’ plugs going around. Wonder if they’re even having to pay for this. They should be. They’re basically telling everyone Shein has the same shit for half the price that Kandi has in her store, and Sheree has on her site.
What they don’t share, and the viewers may not get, but that’s why I’m here, is that it’s not that they’re ‘copying’ Shein merch.
The items that Shein sells is fast fashion type clothing from ‘white label’ manufacturers, that create garments for other businesses to just slap their label on, and sell for whatever they hell they want, so the prices will vary.
These garments are most likely made in China by slaves and/or children being paid very little, or nothing, so they can be purchased at a very minimal price.
That’s how Shein is able to keep their prices so low. Shein is huge. They’re most likely purchasing these garments in bulk for a few dollars per item, so selling a dress, or sweater for $20 – $30 is still turning a profit. A smaller business like Kandi’s store or Sheree’s site, may have to pay more since they’re not buying hundreds of each item, therefore they would have to try to sell items at a much higher cost.
This is all research that I did last year, when the Shein story first broke about Sheree’s site, along with my own common sense.
This hardly seems like a worthwhile argument. They’re both purchasing their merch in the same manner, and both trying to turn a profit. Kandi’s main point, I guess, is that Sheree was to be selling original fashions. I think she was over estimating Sheree’s abilities and resources to put into this business.
Andy seems really excited about ‘She News’ which is a newsletter Sheree is doing to shade Kandi, basically.
Kandi doesn’t seem too happy about it. Guessing this is Sheree’s retaliation to Kandi’s podcast, where she’s constantly dragging Sheree and her business.
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Drew is asked to address her “Lifetime and above” comment. She compliments the whole movie set experience with Todd and Kandi.
Why is this chick acting like she’s Halle Barry?? She’s a dusty Housewife. What was she even ever in?? She says that her agent passed on the offer until she spoke to Todd, then she decided to do the role. She talks like she was doing them a favor.
Not the Latoya kissing tale which no one even cares about. Isn’t it beyond a moot point now? Drew continues to deny it. Doesn’t she have bigger fish to fry with the actual hook-up scandal with another chick? Why not just come clean?
Kenya says that she’s bad at geometry for not knowing Portugal was a country, not a city in Spain. Drew bickers with Marlo and tells her she has ‘no penetration.’ Yeah, ladies not good at vocabulary either.
Why are these bitches encouraging Drew to reconcile with Ralph? Really?? He’s a verbally mentally abusive fucking piece of shit. What the hell? Do they hate Drew that much?
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Monyetta and Courtney join. Were her boobs always this big?? Her Dad’s sister (her aunt) is married to Ralph’s uncle, when asked about the actual relation with Ralph. That is giving third cousin twice removed type of thing. I guess that makes them second cousins? I don’t know. I’m bad at math.
Marlo is still dating Scotley. I did a quick look-up few weeks ago and found the were not together. Maybe that wasn’t accurate. Or they have broken up since the reunion was filmed.
I seriously can’t get over Courtney’s boobs. Why is Andy not asking about this? No one is commenting? They look ridick.
Kenya is fer sure not giving ‘smart’ this season. Now she says when you make comments on Insta live, the messages automatically go to your DM’s. The ladies are quick to be like, “NO! They don’t.”
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Marlo reviews all of the ladies’ reunion looks, when asked by a viewer. I guess she did okay-ish, for being off the cuff. Too much of, “love the boobs.” Kenya doesn’t like her critique at all, and tells Marlo that she looks like Mrs. Roper. I have to agree. Girl, you walked right into that.
I’m not against a 70’s vibe, but not too sure what that is that she has on. And with a six foot train? Why?
Courtney’s dress is hideous. The rest of them other than Marlo, I can live with.
Courtney clarifies the ‘bitch’ then the ‘ghetto’ comment. Actually I dozed off. So I don’t know who got called bitch and why. She called Kandi’s crowd a ‘ghetto’ crowd or some shit, and Sanya laughed, How dare she laugh? Is it time for Courtney to go yet? She’s so basic and boring.
Wish they’d stop with the ‘gas lighting.’ They’re not even using it in the right context.
Why do they keep dragging Kandi for being busy with work and her projects? It’s so stupid.
Marlo’s face doesn’t even look like her face. Same with Emily from OC who was just on WWHL Wednesday.
She looked like a super model. What does this ‘shot’ do? It seems to turn you into a much more attractive person?? Where do I get it? I mean not that I’m unattractive, I’m just saying, who doesn’t want a little zuzhing up?
So we’re about to wrap up when this Ty chick gets brought up, that Drew was/is allegedly into.
I do believe 100% that Ralph has been coaching Courtney and telling her what to say. When you hear two people repeating the same thing, using the same verbiage, that’s not hard to figure out.
Drew’s all cranked up about what Courtney said at the end of the finale about Drew wanting Ralph to adopt her son from previous relationship last season.
She’s doing that “don’t talk about my son- keep his name out (of) your mouth” shit. But you know what I say to that? You’re choosing to have the kid appear on the show, so he can be talked about.
She’s not shit-talking the kid, I would agree that’s off limits, if under 18, but she’s just pointing out how hard Drew was going last season for Ralph to adopt him. This to me, totally sounds like something Ralph told her. You could tell he wanted no part of that last season.
But having said that, Ralph is a piece of shit, and it’s kind of fucked up that she even wanted him to adopt her kid. Pretty sure it was for monetary reasons. She knew they would eventually divorce.
We end on that note.
