So definitely a color theme for these ladies tonight! Opposite of Dubai, where the colors were all over the place.
They’re all in the same, what would you call it, a bright pinkish red? Well whatever it is I love it! And I’ll have a hard time choosing a favorite. I would have one complaint though, Andy really clashes with them! Why didn’t he participate with a red tie at least??
So because I didn’t watch the early days of Atlanta, Marlo was seriously never a Housewife? Just always the ‘friend’ role? Like whose friend was she exactly?? Sheree and Marlo, first chair? Kenya must be havin a hard time with that one, and Kandi on the end? Yikes.
Andy starts it off talking about ‘bone collectors’ and I didn’t know wtf they’re talking about. I looked it up and it’s women fall head over heels with every dude she dates. I’m not sure that pertains to what they’re talking about.
So after bone collecting whatever, ‘Ralph is gay’ is the discussion. Sheree says she doesn’t think he’s gay, and that whole story came out accidentally, and it wasn’t her doing, something about Fatum…
Sheree is first to tell her story. Tyrone and She by Sheree saga. Well I guess she did have two actual ‘story lines’ and there was a Fashion show WITH fashions! She by Sheree is ‘finished’ she verified. Yeah ‘finished’ with white label crap that she multiplied the price of by like 100.
I admit I just learned about ‘white labeling’ but let me just talk about it like I’ve always known what it was.
Andy looks skeptical. Sheree said the site will be launching the same time as the finale airs. May June or September or whenever.
Well it did launch, and she promptly got razzies all around for no original looks, stupid T-shirts with emojis and Housewife quotes, (for $130) and ridiculous prices.
Sheree and Kandi argue about the shady comments in their yaps about each other. Those yaps will get ya every time, Housewives! They know they’re gonna needing to be answering to this shit at the reunion. It’s like they can’t stop themselves. But it is what makes Housewives Housewives.
Sheree gets asked about the shade on Drew when it took her 14 years to get She by Sheree finally going. Sheree explains that she IS fashion and fashion is her schtick, whereas Drew does not represent working out or fitness.
Okay I get that, and agree to an extent, however, weight loss companies do often use ‘celebs’ that need to drop a few, in hopes that their spokesperson does ACTUALLY drop a few, and maintain it. Drew still looks a little round, if I’m being honest. So not sure if she’s doing her “Drop it with Drew’ workouts.
So that’s how she explains it, and adds something about having health issues and a hysterectomy. She should have explained it the way I did. Mine was better.
After break she has to answer to having cosmetic surgery done when she’s plugging a work out regime. (tummy tuck)
I do kind of agree with that being fucked up. She goes into having three kids, and wah wah wah… (contrary to popular belief, having kids does not destroy your entire body and make you fat – just saying.)
But then I do agree with her that it would have been nice to have support from the ladies and not all of the cattiness about it and criticism. But then ALSO you recall, she was not explaining the program and how she became affiliated with it correctly, when they were asking. I’m assuming because she was trying to make herself appear as more than just a spokesperson. I think they would have respected her if she just explained it like that.
So Sheree is now on the hot seat about her not paying people thing. We knew this was coming. You would have thought she would have made sure to pay Drew for that fucking birthday party before they sat down to do the reunion, but no, apparently not.
Sheree tries to get Marlo on her side and points out that Marlo wasn’t going to pay the people in charge of her reunion dress. Marlo tells her that was in jest and she always pays people. Well, nice try. She really does stiff people, right? So embarrassing.
Sheree does have some weird notion, that if she’s not happy with one fucking thing, with someone that provides her a service, that means she is justified in just saying “yeah not getting paid!” That’s not how it works. Where does that mentality come from?? is she that dumb?
Kenya has the floor in trying to explain to her how she sounds like a babbling fool. Andy is smirking. He’s really in love with this subject. Kenya tells her, “When you contract someone for services, and you’re not satisfied with those services, it doesn’t absolve you from paying, you just don’t use them again.”
Sheree looks really serious and acts like this is really confusing, and it’s so not confusing.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve paid for shit I wasn’t 100% satisfied with. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve paid for shit that I was supposed to have gotten reimbursed for, and never have. Some asshole owes me $1000.
You still have to pay people for their fucking time! What is with this woman? Was she raised in a barn?
She, in all seriousness is acting like this is a fucking revelation, and even questions Kenya, very seriously “so if you have a contract?” (No girl, not just ‘if you have a contract!’ When someone does work or a service for you, that you agreed to, you pay them!! I have a dude that cuts my grass every week, I don’t have a fucking contract ! He shows up, cuts the grass and send me an invoice at the end of the month, and I pay it. What is WRONG WITH DUMB BROAD ??
Otherwise you get the rep of looking like a fucking cheap ass shystser ! Which she does!!
Andy still grinning ear to ear. For some reason, he is really into this. I kind of do see the humor in it too. She really is acting like this is okay to do. Well at least she’s finally owning it.
If it was okay, wouldn’t it be so easy for ANYONE to ALWAYS do this, just to get out paying for shit? It’s pretty easy to say, “yeah, they didn’t do what I asked, I ain’t payin”
I literally just had to pay a stupid attorney an extra $60 I got charged because I told the paralegal three fucking times to take two sentences out of the letter she was preparing that were not accurate.
Three times! Did I get charged for each time she ‘revised the draft’ when I got my bill. Oh yes I did. Twenty bucks a pop!!
Did I send an email to my attorney letting her know this was a little ridiculous and that her paralegal can’t follow instructions, which I have to pay for? Maybe. Did I still pay it? Yes.
So Andy, who again, is really really into this, asks her if she got a haircut and wasn’t happy with it, would she still pay? Well probably, yes, because haircuts you pay for, right there on the spot. That would be awkward, and you would probably get arrested if you left the salon without paying.
Clearly the rumors are true, in the way she was acting like this was new info when Kenya was explaining it. Surely she knew this. How fucking dumb is she?? I feel like I was on that way too long.
Kandi is on the spot again for her yap shading. Marlo and Kandi start to fight about how she came to be back on the show, and if Kandi helped or not. Kandi is getting pretty irate at being told she didn’t do anything to help her, so I’m leaning towards believing Kandi.
And Marlo is a dumb ass. She says Kandi couldn’t have helped her because “she’s not a producer.” Andy tells Marlo that she does “pitch shows all the time”
Now Marlo plays dumb and is like “I don’t knowwwwwww…” Yes Marlo, we know that you don’t know! So shut the fuck up.
Sheree gets asked a pretty personal question about Tyrone’s bedroom prowess, and why “they were practicing ‘abstinence’ when he got out of jail, and why she told Andy that he was not good in bed, and is that why he wasn’t eager to get it on when he came home?”
She answers that, well yes they did hook up when he came home. Andy presses for MORE details and she shares “I just couldn’t take it anymore, he was THAT bad, and I was not satisfied!” Sounds like ole Tyrone couldn’t get it up! Guess he has problems in that department!
So Sheree has “a new boo” but they’re just dating, not boyfriend/girlfriend status. She says that he’s on another show. Who? What show? He has a wine line? Gotta look into that.
Now the Drew and Sanya ex-friendship that started out looking like they were besties. (don’t they all?) They argue about some convo that did or didn’t take place, before Sanya brought it up in front of the group. Drew is doing the annoying overcompensating confused look face. I do believe Sanya, that Drew was being different on camera than alone with her, and that’s what’s pissed Sanya off, and the rest is Housewife history. It’s not really even that interesting.
There is a question from a viewer about Drew talking over people suggesting that’s an issue in her marriage as well. Can we not blame Drew’s marital issues with Captain Narcissist Gas Lighter Ralph on the fact that she tends to talk over people? Do we know how many times Ralph has probably said something purposely nasty to her since Sunday night, then we she got pissed, said “even the viewers think you’re hard to get along with!” They love to turn any issue you may have with someone else to prove that “you’re the problem.”
Sanya gets questioned on only Kandi and Kenya being invited to her photo shoot thing.
Sanya defends this by saying that Drew WAS initially invited and she doesn’t have the most followers. Sanya gets emotional, and accuses Drew of ‘acting’ and not being real. She cries. Drew doesn’t care.
Now Marlo starts the waterworks. Her story of how she grew up is atrocious. She runs away because her mom is on drugs and beats her. First foster home, the dude is abusive, second the woman got pissy at her for saying she’s strict, third, the woman’s daughter got pissed she wasn’t getting enough attention.
These foster homes rarely seem to me to be people that are looking to adopt and really care about the kids. They get paid. So it is really sad. But she can’t use it as an excuse for her behavior the rest of her life.
She really claims she never talked about Kenya’s ex-husband all season, and threw in her face her unsuccessful marriage constantly? Is she for real? She knows they won’t challenge her after that whole ‘my childhood’ scene. Kenya looks at her like she’s fucking crazy though.
See this is what I mean? She constantly uses this. She said so many nasty and vile things to Kenya and Kandi, just knock off the “but I grew up in the system…” She knows
