I will try to get into Atlanta but I did have a hard time on Ep 1.
Maybe it’s just too many newbies. There are a lot, right? They did kind of an overhaul.
I missed Kandi. She’s like the Kyle Richards of Atlanta, except she usually has good intentions, and she’s not a complete asshole.
I guess Kenya got downgraded to ‘friend’ role. I’m sure that’s hard on her ego. I’m kind of shocked she accepted it. She must need the money.
Not happy about Porsha the Gold Digger Williams returning. Not a fan. Never was. This is what, her fourth attempt at becoming a ‘kept’ wife, then ex-wife?
This Simon dude, the red flags were a flaggin.’ How comes everyone else seemed to know he was a shyster but her?
And maybe this was a little karma visit for snagging him while he was married to someone else.
I think when you start banging someone else’s husband, whose a complete douche, and you end up with him, it’s kind of funny to me.
You wanted him! You got him! Gives a whole new meaning to ‘you deserved what you got.’ Love it. Love IT.
Porsha did get a kid out of the hot dog guy so I’m sure she’s eternally thankful for that. She rushes into these marriages and a pregnancy with dudes because she’s disingenuous and desperate.
Does she really think viewers don’t see this?
I would have more respect for you if ya just fucking admitted it Porsha, if you’re listening.
So the opening scene is soooo fucking ridiculously melodramatic with her pretending she works out and runs, as she’s looking so sad and melancholy to get the viewers’ sympathy. She attempts to reassure us that she was really into that fucking dude. And she was NOT just with him because she thought he was loaded.
She tries so hard. God love her. The man you married wasn’t the man you thought he was? Well maybe don’t marry someone ten minutes after you meet them?? Maybe the fact that he’s been divorced five times is a factor you should take into consideration?
But what the hell do I know? Clearly nothing.
Or everything.
Lately I kind of feel like it’s the same thing.
She’s still living in the 7 mill mansion she actually thought he could afford. Her days are numbered there I’m sure she’s aware. I’m sure it’s foreclosed on by now.
I should look it up but I just don’t care that much.
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Shamea is one of the new girls.
Okay you’re not supposed to announce the sales price of your house right out of the gate. So already I’m like, okay she’s clearly tacky and shallow.
She informs us how she’s this very famous and talented singer, dancer and host. I never heard of her until now.
She’s already annoying. You know when someone asks you how you and your husband met, it should be like one or two sentences. We don’t need the whole entire blow-by-blow. No pun intended.
We met at at night club. Done.
She reminds me of Dorit on Beverly Hills.
Producer tries to cut her off but she NEEDS to finish. She thinks we NEED to hear the poop story.
You know, it is a pattern. Every Housewife that comes on these shows that’s ‘happily married’ and wealthy, turns out, it’s all a lie, and they’re divorced within five years max.
As I sit here and listen to how perfect their husbands are, it’s a joke at this point, and I assume they’re either complete assholes or have sketchy business dealings, or both, and it’s a matter of time before it all explodes.
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Newly single and newly skinny Drew has returned. She hit the Ozempic, clearly.
Now her and HER husband, don’t recall if she sat in her yaps giving Ralph any accolades or not, but I immediately knew that dude was a piece of shit.
Controlling. Abusive. Narcissistic. Disrespectful. Cheater. Liar. Checked all of the boxes immediately. Didn’t evem TRY to hide it. That’s when you know they’re full blown NPD. When they’re in front of a million people and STILL cannot control their disorder.
Of course in true Housewife fashion, they still live together, which is SO not normal.
What’s puzzling is these are people who really should be able to afford a second residence.
If ‘regular’ people figure it out, I’m sure they can. Is it just that they’re both too stubborn to leave their mansions??
If Ralph was not a douchey fucking slime bucket, he would see that Drew should be in the house with her kids, and get a fucking condo.
Living in the basement? While it’s comical, what the hell??
Drew is with…wait for it, Porsha’s ex, the baby daddy? Am I hearing this right?
She fills in Kenya that they’re ‘working together.’ Kenya trying to look like it’s fine, but her face says ‘what the fuck.’ But believe me, she’s loving it.
Not sure why this dude needs Porsha’s permission to work with Drew on her ‘music.’
But just to see both sides, Porsha and Dennis haven’t been together for a long time. Porsha basically pulled a Lindsay Hubbard and got knocked up purposely when they first started dating because he has money and the clock was ticking. SO classy.
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Kelli, another new girl, is newly separated. That’s a huge relief. I don’t have to sit here wasting my time listening to how great and perf her fucking marriage is. We’re going right to the ‘he’s abusive and we hate each other’ part. Great; I love it. Saves time and energy.
This guy sounds like a real piece of work. A dude that behaves like a 200 pound toddler? Having tantrums every time he doesn’t get his way or not the center of attention? What? Imagine that! I would have NO FUCKING IDEA what that is like!!
That is extreme sarcasm.
She gives her daughter 17 designer purses for her 17th birthday. So Cute. I like how Kelli scoffed at the Birkin request as if it were completely ludicrous, however she DID buy her 17 OTHER pricey designer purses. Which had to cost 10 – 15 grand I would think, unless they were knock-offs. Can’t make this shit up.
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Porsha is still Porsha. It really is hard to operate an elevator. She doesn’t know if the doors start to close on you, ya just push ’em back. Or maybe her ass crack was just itchy.
She sees her attorney about her divorce. Same attorney as when she divorced NFL player (Steelers) Kordell Stewart in 2013, who from what I understand, I wasn’t watching Atlanta then, was controlling and abusive.
Just to be a fucker, Simon isn’t allowing her to film in their house.
That’s kind of funny.
She tells the attorney “it’s not like I was this dumb little wife enjoying some money.”
That’s exactly what you were Porsha, but nice try. Actually no, a really sucky try.
That’s a lot of detail for an explanation of something you definitely were NOT doing. She’s entertaining, but not in a good way. Kind of like Teresa Guidice.
She goes on to plead her case by saying she WAS asking plenty of questions about finances.
She proceeds to give an example of the types of questions she was asking.
Like why they have to stand in line with the poor people at the airport??
This woman. And she’s serious!!!
This attorney is looking at her like she’s an IDIOT. An IDIOT.
And here come the waterworks. I don’t feel sorry for her.
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Another newbie, I don’t know her name because I didn’t see they showed it, but I know this: She has a ginormous 10 carat ring. I guess that’s the important part anyway.
Shamea, Kelli and this other chick meet up to discuss Shamea’s upcoming birthday party and whatever else may come up. Shamea and Porsha are childhood besties. Kelli quickly points out how Porsha was with the stupid Simon four seconds after he split from his previous wife.
Shamea says Kelli should get to know Porsha before she starts making judgments.
Yes I agree, she should totally see that Porsha is a shallow ditzy gold digger for herself.
Drew dating Dennis is messyyyyyyyyy.
And it’s going to get messier. To be fair, does Porsha have a leg to stand on?
She was friends or an acquaintance at least of the chick that Simon was married to before she ‘snagged’ him. Not that he was a catch, but just saying.
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Porsha meets with Shamea and gets filled in on the convo of Kelli accusing her of taking someone’s man. Brittany, I guess is the other chick whose name they didn’t show.
Isn’t it safe to say she has been punished? Since she actually GOT the guy she wanted so badly?
Shamea breaks it to her that Drew is hanging with Dennis. I don’t know what the big deal is. They broke up a while ago and Porsha even has had a whole ass marriage and divorce since they broke up.
What’s ironc is Dennis seemed to a player, and didn’t he cheat on Porsha while she was pregnant? So again, Drew is not making a good dude choice.
Which is typical in a lot of women.
We already can tell this birthday party is going to be one big brawl. Porsha’s all cranked up.
I was under the impression Shamea was the bread winner, since she was bragging about how famous she is, but a producer asks her how her man makes his money, since she’s bragging up a storm about her house, and he installs HVAC’s, so there you have it. That’s how they have a 9 million dollar house.
Something seems fishy.
Cynthia is making a guest appearance or does she have a friend role? Not sure. She’s divorced now too from the dude she married in her last season a few years back.
Angela is other new girl who brags she’s married to Charles Oakley. She lets us know, several times.
He orders her to go to the bathroom and check her wig. Didn’t seem like there was anything terribly wrong with it, but apparently he did.
Drew is wearing a bra as her outfit, since that’s what we’re doing now. Great, I have some cute bras and I’m just gonna wear ‘em as tops.
Makes getting dressed easier. Less laundry.
How tall IS Cynthia? Like 6’5″?? She’s towering over everyone. Especially Kelli who is tiny.
She looks like a giant as they greet each other.
Kenya arrives acting very Kenya. She’s clearly jealous of Brit and her wedding rings. She is STILL not divorced.
Porsha thinks she’s the star and arrives very fashionably late. Looks like she spent like six hours in the glam chair.
This Oakley dude seems like kind of an asshole. He doesn’t look overly pleasant. At all.
Birthday girl gets a Rolls for her birthday. We’ve see all of this before, right? Don’t mean to compare her to Dorit again, but I think she also got a Rolls in her first season from PK for her birthday. And look where they are. Just. Saying.
Porsha arrives kind of stealing the presentation moment as if she’s the guest of honor, and makes a whole big scene.
Clearly she was purposely late, even though she denies it. It’s kind of like her comment to her attorney that she definitely WAS NOT just spending her husband’s money. She tries to sell us that “it’s not like I was late on purpose or anything!”
No not at all. She’s so dang dumb, she keeps telling on herself and does not even realize it. She blames traffic.
I can’t deal with this chick. She makes me not even want to watch due to the second-hand embarrassment.
Kelli immediately asks her ‘why she took that woman’s husband.’ She has no answer. Isn’t it kind of a moot point now? Does she really have to answer that, since he humiliated her and they’re already divorcing after one year?
Drew gets drilled whether or not she’s dating Dennis. Her response is one of those overcompensating type of reactions.
All right, buckle up, get in your rolls and buckle up Bravo buffs!!
