Catching up on last week’s since I was out of town and missed it. I hate that !!
Marlo trying to smoochy smoochy up to Kandi is hilarious. Kandi ain’t havin it.
So isn’t Kenya ALWAYS purposely late to the activities on the trips? What’s the big deal? It’s better to just ignore it, if it’s not really inconveniencing you.
Erika on Beverly Hills used to pull this shit too. Seems like they just like to make an entrance. Does Sanya really need to scold her? She didn’t expect them to wait for her. She got herself there. Didn’t seem like she missed much. And so what, she used her stupid ass ex being with her daughter, as an excuse? It worked to make her shut the hell up.
It really is sad. That little girl doesn’t want to be with this angry dude, because she can sense (at three years old) he’s an asshole and he’s treating her like a burden.
On RHUGT, one of of the episodes I watched (it might have been the only one) she came late to dinner, and got food for herself from the kitchen on the way, while everyone was sitting there starving waiting on her to get her makeup done.
And when they tried to tell her how rude that was, and told her they were waiting for her to start eating, she just kept eating, saying her blood sugar was low. She was late on purpose, and she didn’t give a shit! They showed her in her room getting her makeup done.
Drew got hurt in the race. I assumed someone would. I thought it would be Marlo, I’m nt gonna lie, who looks extremely out of shape. Extremely. But then again so is Drew. And I didn’t expect the race to be that close, especially since Drew has this work out gig she’s doing. I know they don’t film every second, but did they even stretch first? And Marlo didn’t think she needed some more, you know support? Isn’t that big boobies 101 when you have really large ones? To support them girls with a really good sports bra if you’re gonna be running or jumping around. What the hell was she wearing? Looked like they were even spilling it everywhere, because they blurred her chest area out. Neither one of them should have even been running like that. They’re both overweight. Which is what caused her injury I’m pretty sure.
There was some drama with Sanya not showing up for the boat ride.
No one seems to miss Sanya. Sheree not wanting Kenya to model for her bogus fashion line is bullshit. She wants someone more ‘classy’ ? Okay, like Marlo? I don’t get Sheree’s problem with Kenya. At all. Just because of Marlo? And didn’t they make up at a breakfast outing after Kenya couldn’t come to that stupid thing Marlo was having for her, because she was sick?
Random fashion moment: Love the peach feather outfit that Sanya is wearing!
There was some misunderstanding with Sheree not getting ‘invited’ to an event. Marlo wants her to get over it. What?? she’s not instigating egging on Sheree and making it worse? Probably because Sanya kisser Marlo’s ass.
Why are we giving stupid Ralph the floor? Oh, to start an argument of course. Ralph has ‘all the answers. ’ Oh fuck me give me a fucking break. He’s reading an excerpt from this book we know he didn’t write. I feel like Josiah would roll his eyes at this shit.
Now the argument starts again, about Sanya not being on boat, even though they went on the boat and had a great time.
Sanya keeps saying “she was working.” I’m not sure how many times she needs to say it til she gets through to this idiot. Sheree seems a few bricks short of a load. No wonder it’s taking her 15 years to get her business off the ground.
Okay, now to this week’s episode – I have been forever behind since March when I was in California !! ugh!
We’re still at dinner still fighting. Kenya is still pissing and moaning about Sanya not attending the boat thing. Ross gets up and says “don’t fuck my wife…” to Kenya. Ross and Sanya leave the table.
I’m not even sure I’m following this ‘misunderstanding’ to be honest with you. Are we watching Three’s Company again ?? And I’m not sure I really care.
Kandi talks in her yap about when Kenya hosted that trip last season and had food delivered FOR HERSELF only. So yes agree with Kandi, Kenya shut it about being a ‘bad hostess.’ I forgot about that. And Kenya was bitching about Sanya’s food and hostessing skills being sub par at her Jamaica kick-off/Sheree birthday event. At least she served food !! Pick your fucking battles already.
Guess Housewives not really known for that at all, ever. That would give them nothing to talk about, if they weren’t making the biggest fucking issue ever, out of nothing.
Sanya and Ross get over it, and come back to the table and inform the group of the events planned for the following day.
Drew says she feels like Beyonce as literally four guys are carrying her wheel chair on the cobblestone. Not sure it would take four guys to lift Beyonce. Was that mean? Maybe, but true. The guys appeared to be struggling too. Awkward.
Sheree is on the phone, and working on her fashion ’show’ or whatever she renamed it to. Still a lot to do, and she doesn’t even have models. Why doesn’t she just use the ladies as models? And her daughter, Kandi’s older daughter, Todd’s daughter. Whatever. She’s clueless AF. If there is so much to do (sounds like everything) why are we on vacation?
Sheree made Marlo some kind of ‘temporary hostess’ for the activity, while she was doing the fitness thing. Of course she chose Marlo, since she’s all tongue in ass for Marlo. No one else, besides Sheree can stand her, and Sheree isn’t even present. Sanya had invited her to accompany her on this filming for her fitness thing, and the driver got lost, and she didn’t even arrive until the end.
They’re whining about having to listen to Marlo.
Sheree and Sanya made up I guess. Whatever. There’s another excursion to do bamboo rafting.
They’re having lunch. So there’s a bird poop incident since they are eating under a lot of trees – in the woods. I hate bird poop. It’s getting on their plates. Not that anyone likes it. I just have a particular reason for REALLY REALLY hating a spec of it on my deck or driveway. Kandi and Kenya continue to eat, even though there might be some on her plate.
Marlo is crying to Sheree and the other chick about how she feels no one is appreciating her hostessing skills. Whatever Marlo – she acts like she acts, then wonders why no one wants to be around her.
Marlo brings up the first night argument with Ralph, and wants “corrected if she’s wrong” about what transpired. Of course she wants everyone to blame Kandi. She needs to stop cryin about the nephews. It’s so old news now, she did what she did, and whatever.
She forgets the part where she intervened on stupid Ralph speaking, with her two cents. She forgets that. And when Kandi pointed out how hypocritical she was being, she went in for Kandi’s mom being disrespectful to Todd eight years ago.
Like what?? Could that be anymore unrelated to the conversation? The woman is a ding dong.
Kandi wasn’t “using anything against her” as she tried to explain in her yap. She was pointing out hypocrisy. People that practice hypocrisy, I’ve noticed, tend to do this shit. When you try to make a valid point to them, dumb ass nonsense and/or lies just spew out of their mouth, that they know makes no sense. You know it makes no sense, they know you knew it makes no sense. But they do it because they can’t help themselves. It really is a sickness.
Sanya shows up, and they’re going on a safari rafting thing. None of this is appealing to me. All I would want to do is lay on the beach if I was there.
They’re bitching about these raft things. I guess Kenya thought she was going white water rafting or some shit? Does she understand she’s on vaca in in Jamaica? The name of the game on these Caribbean Island vacas, is to relax and chill the out. Marlo complains she can’t swim. Guess she doesn’t understand how life jackets work.
They all start bitching about each other. So much for the relaxation.
Marlo calls Michael and he says he misses her. Why isn’t Drew out in the sunshine, or lying on the beach, instead of laying in the hotel?? And yuck she’s trapped in a room with Ralph the Mouth.
Marlo is once again (actually does she ever even stop?) using her childhood and emotional trauma card to try to make amends with Kandi. She does not care. Monyetta says she has some ‘new’ things to say. Oh okay, whatever. Marlo repeats the same fucking shit over and over and over.
Why does Sanya suck up to Marlo so much?? She wants to make sure Marlo sits beside her at dinner. It’s getting really really weird and sort of embarrassing for Sanya. She acts like her little minion.
Kandi and Marlo are wearing the same shirt, on different colors. Marlo tries to use this moment to lighten the mood with her. Kandi ignores her.
“Curried goat” is on the menu. Hopefully not Miss Goat. I’m so sad about Miss Goat. Thought we were doing “favorite part of the trip.” That didn’t last long. Marlo addresses Kandi, and asks if she understands “why she went so below the belt.” She tries to explain. Kandi tries to explain to her, that her comments were valid and Marlo’s were not. She intervened because if Ralph stood up to her, then it would have been a whole big thing to “argue with a woman.” She mocks Marlo – “you all know what I’m like, you all know I go below the belt.” Sounding exactly like her.
So now they start going at it. Kandi points out she was “goin hard on Ralph” about the adoption thing. Which she was. And I even fucking hate Ralph. The situations were NOT related. Marlo comparing Ralph’s not adopting Drew’s son, had NOTHING to do with her foster childhood situation. Marlo said she’ll make up with her on her own time. Oh okay Marlo, you were just begging for her forgiveness on the bus a minute ago! Guess she forgets that.
Kandie to me, is winning this. Todd tries to make a joke and says next time you go below the belt, can ya’ll leave me the Fuck OUT of it??? With that since Marlo was losing the argument, she has to make it the biggest deal ever, that Todd “cursed at her.” Actually it was funny, he had a point, and he was probably hoping they would laugh and move on. Kandi calls her out on playing the “oh my God a man spoke to me disrespectfully!!” card. Now Kandi and Todd are getting all cranked up. Marlo realizes she’s being ridiculous. Todd didn’t “curse at her.” My God. Marlo says in her yap she’ll make up with Kandi “in her own time.” As if she hasn’t she been the one begging to make up with Kandi ?
Ross makes an excuse about being tired, and leaves the table as do all the dudes, so that’s weird, and and you can tell something is about to go down. Sanya has a weird nervous look on her face.
They tell her she looks tired. Sanya must have gotten the assignment to restart the shit with Kenya that we all thought was resolved.
She delivers this really odd sudden “whassup Kenya?” as she’s talking about being tired, in sort of a snide way. The look on her face is — freakish.
Kenya is sitting there minding her fucking business, was looking down for a second. She accuses her of being “looking down at her phone.” And she looks like she feels like there’s something she wants to say, and is not saying it. That was not how Kenya looked in the least. Did Marlo put her up to this shit?
She doesn’t even have her phone. Clearly she was told to try to pick a fight with Kenya to wrap up the episode. Operative phrase being ‘try to.’ Sanya goes on to call her ungrateful and that she has been an amazing host. Kenya takes the bait, and complains about the “disrespectful” thing when Sanya didn’t check up on them or whatever. Kenya starts to proceed with more explaining and Sanya keeps interrupting. Did she not ask Kenya “whassup?” Now she’s answering.
Sanya wants to hang on to this argument bad. Kenya calls her inarticulate in explaining herself. Marlo looks pissed she is doing so badly. Maybe she should have given her more tips in starting a fight out of nowhere with Kenya over things that were resolved.
Sanya tells her she’s always dismissive to her and brings up her hanging up on her. Which they discussed.
Kenya: “What issue have you had SINCE THEN?”
Sanya: “Well let me think for a second.” Nothing. This is embarrassing. You almost want to feel bad for her, but she did start this shit in the name of being Marlo’s lackey. Kenya actually lets her off the hook pretty easily. Sanya says something in her yap that also makes no sense. Even before she started talking in Jamaican.
Apparently Marlo and Kandi made up at the airport bonding over Jamaican KFC.
