Sheree gets acupuncture and it looks like she hates needles about as much as I do.
She’s doing this instead of surgery for her fibroid issue. I wasn’t sure what this was, so I looked it up, in case you don’t either. I’m assuming this is accurate as to what her condition is, but not really sure. She’s not providing a lot of detail.
https://www.thewhitedressproject.org/
To help her condition, she talks about going on a girls’ trip to chill and relax, and do all kind of holistic shit, as an alternative to surgery. Surely she’s not planning this as a housewife trip, to try to be all chill and mellow? You have to be kidding me. But, why am I surprised?
Marlo talks about how her date went well, and the dude texted her in the morning, and she seems all giddy and excited, but she’s hoping that he doesn’t turn out to be a fucking master manipulator asshole piece of shit. Silly Marlo, I’m sure he is.
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What the hell is Sanya on this season? She seems extremely hyper and cranked up constantly. Was she like this last season? I don’t recall.
At any rate, she’s preparing goodie bags for a mommy nation fundraiser for homeless kids.
Her auctioneer canceled because she has Covid, and her assistants or whoever they are, encourage her to reach out to Kenya to fill in. She calls her, and she accepts, as she is in the midst of a photo shoot for her hair care line. She also bitches that Sanya didn’t go through her agent. Brooklyn is participating, and is of course adorable. She danced around and imitates whatever Kenya does. She gets a visit from her new dude, who owns a restaurant, or restaurants, and brings food. That’s a dude that plans ahead. Don’t fucking show up empty handed.
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Drew’s sister really does have a pretty impressive résumé with her TV industry background. It’s nice that she has landed back on her feet after some tough times with her mental health, which of course is due to dealing with a fucking asshole piece of shit abusive dude that should have been drowned at birth.
Is it just me, or does Drew keep sort of insinuating the reason her acting career stalled was because she stopped managing her? The two sisters are twenty years apart which is quite an age gap in siblings. Seems like the mom is the same mom. Probably different dads.
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Sheree meets up with some of the Atlanta vets for dinner, including Kim Zolciak. I did not watch Atlanta from the very beginning, so I’m not familiar with any of these ladies except for Kim. I think Kim was off at the time I started tuning in. I did watch her show here and there. Kroy seemed like such a sweet guy, and Kim was so all over the place. I couldn’t believe she pumped out four kids in three years. Is that right? Two boys one year apart, then twins the following year.
Sounds like they’ve all had their past typical Housewife strife with each other, but are now all friends. Who doesn’t love that. I really do like Sheree. She seems like one of those people that’s easy to get along with, unless you’re an asshole.
So Portugal is the destination for this supposed peaceful holistic retreat, where you know the Housewives are just going to be relaxing, meditating, taking yoga, napping, and drinking cacao and matcha. You know the drill. (NOT!!)
Kenya thinks Portugal is part of Spain. She’s close though. I mean, it’s a country. Spain is also a country. I would have expected that from Drew or Marlo.
Sheree discusses at dinner how she is making ‘her mission’ to bring this group of ladies all together and not at each other’s throats. And this is going to be accomplished on a trip? At this point, when they discuss these girls’ trips, and how much fun and R&R they’re going to have, it’s just beyond a joke.
How can you not sit there rolling your eyes and making sarcastic comments? At this point, they should just stop pretending. They sound foolish.
Kim maintains that she and Kroy are ‘great’ which clearly they were most likely not at this point, and that it’s not true that her house got foreclosed on, when it clearly did get foreclosed on.
Love these ladies and their constant state of denial. She even asks one of the other ladies what it’s like in the dating scene. It’s telling because she asks as if it’s not coming from a place of casual conversation, but in a way of, she really wants to know. These bitches need to remember that they’re bad actresses. Even the wives that claim to be actresses are bad actresses. (Rinna, Kyle, Heather DuBratt – they all suck, which is why they’re Housewives.)
Sheree talks of this guy that she’s dating, but honestly we haven’t really heard much about him in the last few episodes. I kind of forgot about him. Seems like he’s more of a booty call, and she doesn’t really seem to be taking him seriously. Or she’s trying to pretend to not take him seriously. Of course he has a checkered past, and of course he’s a player. I did a quick search and it seems like as of a few months ago, they’re still ‘dating’ however he’s referring to himself as single, and she says she’s ‘dating’ someone.
I’m not sure what’s with Kim at the restaurant. She seems to be looking over toward the cameras for some reason, and not really acting at all natural. Maybe she just forgot what it’s like to be filmed again?
They rehash her and Kandi’s forever ago squabble, I guess over that stupid song which again I wasn’t watching at this time, so I don’t fucking understand it or get it. It was so long ago that I don’t really care.
She said Kim ‘stole her song’ which she most likely did. At any rate, I love this dinner!
I loved how chill it and fun it was. This is how normal friends go out and have fucking dinner. Not the shit shows we’re constantly subjected to, of name calling, screaming, and throwing shit at each other, and making an embarrassing scene in a restaurant. Can you even imagine being in a bougie restaurant, and seeing that go on??
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Time for Sonya’s Mommie Nation thing, and as I pointed out, she is extremely riled up. Not sure I’m into her zebra pantsuit thing. But her hair looks great!
Her sister is doing her hair, and as usual, is pissed off at Sanya. Apparently, even though she lives with her, it was too difficult (because she’s so busy!!) for Sanya to let her know of her hair schedule. Sister sort of quietly and calmly reams her a new ass while she’s doing her hair, and Sanya starts to cry. I’d like to point out, after looking at my pictures of her all season, she always has this same exact look on her face. She’s kind of striking me as an extremely unapproachable person, with the resting bitch face down, and maybe Sanya is ‘afraid’ to ask her to do her hair?? Just a theory.
Not to split hairs, (haha) but please explain to me why Sanya can’t curl her own hair? What her sister is doing, isn’t anything fucking amazing or difficult. She’s literally just putting big curls in her hair with a curling iron, like anybody could do, or she could do herself. Sister unloads on her how many things she has going on with her own kids and Sanya’s kid, and needs to know of her expectations ahead of time. Not really a lot to ask. If she was smart, she’d make Sanya look like shit on purpose.
Okay, hear me out. She’s so riled up and beyond excited for this event, she lives IN THE SAME FUCKING HOUSE as this chick, but did not communicate to her, the time and date that she needed to be available to do her hair. Is she doing this purposely to seem important, and have a story line?? Or maybe as I said, she’s afraid of her. She does seem kind of scary. Whatever. Stupid.
Sanya needs to call up Candiace, and learn to master the triangle tissue. She’s trying but not succeeding.
So Kenya who is supposed to be an active participant, and an auctioneer to rustle up the funds, which is the purpose here, which she agreed to do, thinks she can just roll in when she feels like it. Sanya calls her, since she was expected to be there early for instructions, and it’s just called common sense and common courtesy, which these ladies to seem to be lacking. Especially Kenya.
Well of course !! She’s still at home doing her hair and makeup. Like what’s that all about Kenya?? That’s kind of flippant and disrespectful. She would be freaking the fuck out if somebody did that to her.
Her reasoning, she explains, is that she learned that she’s not being seated by her ‘plus one’ and she was ‘confused.’ So rather than picking up the phone and calling Sanya, she just decided she would blow off the time that she agreed to arrive, and get there when she feels like it. Instead of addressing it like an adult. Or better yet, not address it at all !! Like miss the point much woman?? What planet are we on here?? How self-centered and rude can you be? This is a charity for homeless CHILDREN, and THAT’S HER CONCERN?
Fuck me, these are some self-centered fucking ho’s.
Sanya assured her that her ‘plus one’ will be at a different table, however right beside her. Fucking LITERALLY, what did it matter, where this dude was sitting, if she was going to be an hour late, and not participate in the gathering and nibbles, and be in front of the crowd the remainder of the event? Also it’s a charity event for HOMELESS (not toothless) people, and THAT’S HER BEEF? WOW, GIRL JUST WOW. (Ramona voice)
And what in the hell am I doing, sitting here wasting energy, trying to make sense of this ridiculousness?? Kenya is so fucking petty and childish.
Kandi arrives and proceeds to immediately yammer on about how busy and important she is and doesn’t really have time to do anything. Can I ask why is she a Housewife then? I would think with all of her so very successful projects and what-not, being a ‘Housewife’ would be beneath her. Again, waste of energy to try to make sense of it all.
Sanya honors Sheree with a Mommie Award that her son presents to her, as a surprise. Which I do believe was a surprise. Not sure what the point of it was, but I guess just for a feel-good moment. Why not? After listening to Kenya whine about where she’s sitting for all of five fucking minutes, this is much needed. I wish he would have brought the baby though. We want to see her, not his dumb ass. No offense, Kairo.
And I don’t mean to sound like a petty bitch, maybe they’re all rubbing off on me, but I think Kenya looks like a hot fucking mess. Her hair, her dress is awful, it’s all bad. You would think with her extra get ready time, she would look stunning. So much for “better late than ugly.”
Marlo makes fun of her dress, which is well-deserved. They must have cut out the part where she addresses the hair. Marlo is ALWAYS coming after Kenya’s hair. And it looks horrible. Did she just crawl out of bed?? She’s too large to pull this dress off, and I’m sorry if that sounds bitchy. She’s a big curvy girl. She proceeds to pressure the table of Housewives to collectively donate $50,000 when Sanya tells her that her goal of the entire audience is $50,000 (comes out to approx 7 grand apiece. at the table.)
So of course this turns into a game of who can, and can’t afford to fork over the big bucks. Kandi taunts Drew, drilling her as to whether or not she can afford 7 grand or not. That’s mature. Did these women all stop brain and mental development at the age of ten?
But, to look on the bright side, guess Kenya knows what she’s doing by turning it into a competition to get the numbers up. The ladies are nothing if they’re not competitive.
Don’t mean to be Negative Nellie, wonder how much of this money will actually materialize? It’s all fun and games until you gotta give up those credit card digits. Wonder how much Kenya donated ? I can just hear her now, she “donated her time.” Because her time is so expensive and valuable. I feel like she deems herself more famous and important than she actually is.
We may have a similar reunion situation, as RHOBH, where Sanya sits there and calls out the ladies who didn’t pay the piper. which is probably all of them except Kandi.
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So let’s talk previews. Sounds like sounds like there’s going to be a lot going on, amongst the normal Housewife disputes. Shit with Ralph and Drew finally hits the fan, supposedly sparked by Drew hooking up with a chick in an acting role, which pisses Ralph off. Also possibly cheating on him with a Bball player (a dude). There’s online chatter that she’s currently dating a chick.
What’s with these Housewives suddenly deciding that they’re lesbians? Not that there’s anything wrong with it, it’s just that this is the third occurrence, and it just seems odd.
