I’m wondering what the point is of watching and recapping this show at this point. I feel like it’s so so bad, and such a waste of my time.
(As opposed to watching any other Bravo shows, which is time well spent of course.)
Now it’s being reported that Brit not only didn’t attend the reunion, but is suing Bravo for $***** because the pics Kenya showed weren’t even her?
I don’t know what she’s trying to prove. Be happy the pics weren’t you ,I would think. Sue Kenya if you must for defamation. Bravo didn’t fucking know.
Whatever. It’s all ridick. This is all such a flop. All of these arguments are getting so redundant and tired.
Why do we care that SINGLE Drew and Porsha are dating? Like it’s a fucking secret and taboo that they’re banging someone, as they’re ‘going through a divorce.’ It’s beyond asinine.
“I’m not dating anyone right now, I’m going through a divorce” as she chuckles.
Okay Drew. Viewers are stupid. Keep telling yourself that.
So we’re getting situated in Grenada. Everyone that has one, calls the husbands.
Angela tries to reach whatever you want to call that nasty miserable swamp creature she’s married to, but he doesn’t pick up.
She thinks he’s pouting that she’s on a trip, and he’s not. I seriously doubt he cares it’s their anniversary.
I don’t know why she’s calling him over and over like a psycho. I certainly wouldn’t give him that satisfaction. You know he’s purposely not picking up the phone just to be a fucking twat.
In her yap she says she called him the previous day, which was the official anniversary, and he was just SO BUSY making their kid dinner that he couldn’t talk for five fucking minutes. Cuz you know how much he LOVES to cook for his family. Not.
I sure hope that child washed her hands and takes her dirty dishes to the sink for the love of all that is holy. You know how that makes Chawwles angry and throwing temper tantrums.
Poor Chawwles. At the end of the day he’s a scared lititle boy whose mommy didn’t pay enough attention to him so he now hates women.
“We all falling in love with each other again every single day.”
Who is she talking about? Her boyfriend? Because she certainly cannot be referring to Chawwles. Hw was treating her so badly in their joint yap that a producer asked him if he even loves her. And he said no!!
What the FUUUUUCK is going on with these Atlanta ladies?? Why are they playing with us like this???
Angela, he hates you. As with all narcissistic married men, they HATE their wives. They hate everything about them.
They hate the way they look, does not matter how pretty they are. They hate the way they talk, they hate they way they do anything and everything.
Looking back, I now see my ex-husband hated me with a passion. He always looked at me like he despised me and I never knew why.
Back to this, Brit was doing shots and puked the whole way back the previous evening.
I feel bad for Shamea not having her luggage. In all honesty she seems to be taking it well. She did the smart thing of packing various outfits in her carry-on, but still I would be losing my mind.
Assuming they all checked in together, why would just her suitcase have not made it??
Two separate activities, cooking class and a waterfall. We split up now so they can talk about each other and have something to fight about at dinner.
They talk about the previous night where they argued over a fucking crystal or some shit.
Shamea goes for Brit. It seems a little off and over-produced, which is a lot of the problem this season, and why it’s so terrible.
She announces in the van she’s planning on bitching at Brit for her shoddy donation.
Can we be more petty?
It’s in piss poor taste to complain about what someone gave for a donation.
Complain in private at home, or to your friend, that’s fine. But to make it this massive fucking public event, is not what it should be all about, when it comes to charity.
They do realize her Birkin bag and her Rolls are both probably rented? It’s what all of the new Housewives dol.
All of this fluff is for appearances sake for the show. $250 is an okay donation. I highly doubt that the supplies or money even make it to any hurricane victims, which makes this all the more asinine.
Drew does seem to be the topic of conversation a lot. Not sure why she’s last seat at the reunion.
Producers are being shady by asking the ladies in their yaps about Chawwles.
Phadera spills some tea that he doesn’t ‘act married’ when he’s out and about.
Drew refuses to spill any Chawwles naughty boy tea.
What is Bravo thinking having these broads meet with the Prime Minister of Grenada? These bitches are going to be the representation of the US? Yikes.
The cooking ladies seem to be enjoying themselves and it’s not because of the cooking.
The waterfall ladies are digging it. However, I think the monkey is mortified.
Brit is in good spirits, and thinks she’s cool with everyone, as the other group bashes her.
Drew gets asked about Black yet again. She maintains they’re ‘friends.’
I see they did put a concerted effort in to not dressing like hookers and putting the boobs away for the evening. Even Kelli.
Angela finally of reaches grouchy ass sour face Chawwles via FaceTime, and you can immediately see he has his pouty face on.
Why would she ask him if he misses her? Why would she do that to herself?
The best he can do is “eat your food have a good time and don’t get into a scuffle.”
Gee, he’s so eloquent.
She’s all dressed up and he can’t even tell her she looks pretty. Loser.
Shamea hints around and starts being passive aggressive with Brit as they’re leaving for dinner, then again when the sit down. As promise she brings up the donation.
I love the ‘calm down’ thing coming from the person that’s totally trying to get you riled up. I think Brit is being calm. She’s calmly asking for clarification. Shamea is the one flipping out.
Can’t make this shit up.
She calls Brit aggressive when she’s not being the least bit aggressive.
What is wrong with this woman? In an effort for her camera time, whatever the hell they’re calling it now, she’s making herself look idiotic.
Telling someone to calm down as you’re the one freaking out, and calling someone aggressive that’s talking quietly and calmly, and asking for clarification is bizarro.
Brit’s learned her lesson, believe me. She’s not giving the people what they want.
Shamea says in her yap she did explain how she needed to give more. So she’s basically telling on herself and showing her desperation for attention. If you already addressed it, why are we bringing it up again?
We know why, but it’s just getting so old and tired.
Is there any reason why both groups can’t tell each other about their experiences that day since they did two separate activities? I would be okay with that, wouldn’t you? Do we have to get all dressed up to act like trailer trash?
Porsha picks at Brit now since Shamea being a rookie, isn’t getting her to lose her shit.
Porsha’s fake beef is a comment Brit had made about not feeling like a part of the group and for not inviting her over.
Porsha – also not very bright, like her friend, but should be better at this. She is also not making any sense whatsoever. She too makes a comment about Brit keeping her tone friendly when she still hasn’t raised her voice.
Did these two bitches have a stroke today or something? This is getting embarrassing for them. Brit is NOT taking the bait.
PM arrives. Maybe we could drop this. Porsha has to be somewhat embarrassed at this point. Suddenly we’re all smiles when someone cute with a penis arrives.
Angela admits Chawwles doesn’t wear his wedding ring when they discuss if the PM is single or not since he didn’t have a ring on.
I feel the need to mention here how my ex-husband never wore his wedding ring and had about 400 girlfriends through the course of our marriage, so it’s not looking good Angela.
She admits it does bother her, but I assure you, he doesn’t give a fuck.
And with that the ladies had a cake brought out for her anniversary. That was weird timing.
Brit complains in the car about Porsha’s bitching that she hasn’t invited anyone over.
Can this be over? This is excruciating.
Shamea gets a call from her husband, that Shiloh, her younger with the health problems, is sick. He tells her they need go ‘get rid of that lady’ assuming a nanny or sitter, complaining she didn’t cover her up and that’s why she’s sick.
I’m not following. Why was this child in a freezing room with no clothes on exactly?
I hope Shamea feels pretty stupid about her petty bitching about nothing.
To use her own words, I would think, at the level her and her husband are at, why would you have a nanny that throws your baby in a cold room to sleep with no blanket or even pajamas on???
But what the hell do I know?
And if your child has this many health issues, why are you in another country?
See, viewers can be judgy too, Shamea.
Maybe this was the universe’s way of telling her to stop listening to Porsha’s stupid advice. There’s no reason to be pesky and petty and trying to pick fights when you’re a grown ass woman. They should all know better.
If she’s so worried, why isn’t she looking at flights back home. She doesn’t even have to pack!
Brit gets a little loud and melodramatic as she reassures her she’s not mad at her for acting cunty earlier, and she will have her back NO MATTER WHAT!!!!
Hopefully Shamea is feeling kind of stupid but who knows.
This could be where Shamea says she’s sorry, but that’s not happening.
They laugh over taking shots then Brit starts doing some bizarre dance with her top off? We don’t know why. Seems like strange behavior given the situation.
They don’t really show exactly what she’s doing, but everyone looks shocked.
Well that was kind of a sad and happy ending.
