Last week: this isn’t my area of expertise, I admit, but why can’t they put Sheree’s sister in a mental facility, instead of jailing her, if it’s clear, that’s what she needs? Isn’t that a thing when people are in jail if they see they need help in that department? They serve their time, so to speak, in a mental facility? This seems a little fucked up. Especially if she’s just in there over a traffic violation. I don’t know. There is probably more to this.
That was just so sad for those adorbs boys. You could tell they were nervous/excited to talk to her. And then they’re boys, so they gotta try to act all tough. That was sad to watch. I hope that is worked out by now?
New episode: Brooklyn is freaking cute !! Kenya in the making! Telling her mom, cool it, she’s eating when she’s talking to her.
Drew is going to have a party at her facility to celebrate her biggest weight loss losers. We’ll see how this goes.
Sanya talks to her sister about being conflicted with Ross never being around, and he’s pressuring her to have another child, and blah blah blah – this again – really? Really now?
Who cares? Does anyone care? Sanya, we don’t care. Find a new topic.
Sheree and Marlo meet at some sauna thing to sit and sweat, and “lose weight.” I’m sure that works well, as far as keeping it off for more than an hour.
Kandi arrives, however she is not participating, she has somewhere to be. Don’t you know who she is?? Marlo suggests that she “put on her bathing suit, and take pictures and have a girl moment.”
Kandi’s like – uhhh no – eat a dick Marlo. She didn’t say that, I read her mind.
Back in the sauna booths, Kandi sits outside the booth area,in a shower stall, and they don’t see each other, but are still in earshot. So it’s very strange as they start to bicker, when they can’t see each other.
Or maybe that’s a good way to argue. Who knows.
They start out making innocent chit chat about her movie that she’s in before they dive in. It’s so obvi that Marlo not even eggs Sheree on, but sort of seems more like she’s telling her what to do. Why is Sheree putting up with this? Seems like she’s Marlo’s puppet.
Sheree and Marlo are clearly bored, and feel the need to harass Kandi again, or more, or whatever.
(Is it me, or is ‘beating a dead horse’ the Housewives’ mantra lately) about not “checking in with her” after Tyrone stood her up in Philly. I don’t know, Sheree, maybe she just didn’t give a shit? At this point, the viewers also don’t give a shit.
Wish Kandi would just say that already. We know she’s thinking it. “Well bitch, don’t date a locked-up criminal?? How dang dumb can you be? Also, I don’t care.”
Kandi points out it’s a two way street.
Aannnnnnnd, Marlo enters the argument, who just takes everything to the nth degree constantly, I’m noticing. I did not watch Atlanta when she was on previously. They’re yelling incoherently, and Marlo says something like, “you was raised with family!!” I am also seeing she uses that as an excuse for everything.
Kandi says “OMG — don’t start going back to your childhood.” Sheree even looks at her like, “oh no here we go with this…”
Yeah not sure how that is relevant, other than Marlo needed to make it about her. Marlo exits her booth. Now it’s suddenly IS about her.
“Do you even know what’s going on with me?” Marlo fills her in, on the sister/nephews drama, and Kandi doesn’t really care. She’s over these two ding dongs. These are my new Thing 1 and Thing 2. On OC, it was Emily and Gina.
She sort of points out she has a life, work, a family that needs her attention so has her own shit going on. Marlo tells her, “maybe if everyone is saying that, it’s something you need to work on?” Dude, what ??? Mind your business! What does her family have to do with your dumb ass!
Kandi doesn’t take that too well so there is yelling and more yelling, and then some yelling.
Marlo and Sheree seem to feel bad that they pissed her off, but doubt it. A viewer on Twitter said they were trying to shut her up because she was about to point out she got them back on the show.
They pretend hug. Kandi is over this shit. Maybe it’s time she moves on from Housewives. She seems to have a lot going on, and doesn’t need this shit to pay her mortgage. I know a lot of scenes on here are extra fake now, but Kandi really did seem pissed about this fake nonsense these two bored ass bitches are serving up. Marlo needs to get her ass BACK in the steamer !
Sanya is trying to have “private time” with Ross, in a house where she lives with her mom, sister, her husband and her kids. What is everyone going to do, like hide out in their rooms? How does this chick have no fucking basic cooking skills?? I mean basic. Mom starts to give her unsolicited advice while she’s cooking the salmon. She seems to be having a hard time just standing there. Sanya doesn’t know what buttons work which burners.
Why doesn’t she just let her mom do this? She hasn’t been in kitchen in so long? Wow – must be fucking nice to have your mom doing everything for you well in to your adulthood. She should have just called Uber Eats or something. She plates the food, then goes and changes. Now it should be nice and cold. Oh well, her dress is cute.
She’s about to tell him she ain’t having another damned kid! Get a dog dude!!!
She starts by telling him he’s never around, he says something like he’s not feeling supported, since his work is for the family.
She talks about his chauffer/ limo service whatever, and how it was supposed to be moving to Atlanta. I forget why theyeven moved to Atlanta? For her to be on the show?
She just rolls it out point blank, I’m not having another kid. He is adamant about having another one. She is adamant about not. All righty – that ended well.
Hope the salmon was good at least. I can’t get a read on her husband. I don’t think he’s a complete and total dick, but just not sure. Not a Ralph level manipulating shit bag, at all.
‘She by Sheree’ seems to be making possibly a new appearance. She talks to a project manager about having fabric everywhere just sitting, and a lot of excuses as to why she never executed the brand… Seems like she started this, and needs help getting it off the ground. I do respect the fact that she’s not just ‘slapping her name’ on some chintzy shit, made in China that she has no say in whatsoever. (Teresa Guidice – her ‘work out line’ when she doesn’t even work out)
She hired a female business manager, so hopefully something gets going ? She has shit just sitting from 2017, that she needs a manufacturer for. How does she afford this house she lives in? I just don’t get it. She hasn’t been on Housewives in a while?
Marlo’s nephews are so NOT into helping her wipe out her shelves and fiddling around with her shoes and bags in her ‘show room.’ at Le’Archive. He’s all “I don’t like this.” He’s getting a little too close too all of this girlie shit.
She asks if they would keep her business going if she wasn’t here. They dutifully reply “yes.” Love how these kids just humor her.
Is Kenya not is bringing it this season? She looks like a dang runway model. She’s so thin and put together. It’s looking like she feels better. Her energy is better too now that she has officially unloaded that bag of shit -twat -bully -loser she was married to for five minutes. Yuck yuck yuck!
Kandi, Kenya and Kandi’s friend, Monyetta, possibly future Housewife, meet at a candle making thing, that seems kind of fun. Kenya fills her in about Marlo bitching about her wanting to donate her clothes to her foster girls, and how she “doesn’t know how to be a friend.” Kandi recaps the sauna argument.
Drew has invited them to her ‘Drop it with Drew’ event, that from previews we know is going to be ridiculed by the others, and ends up with a brawl.
I don’t get why they’re so confused about it. It seems a lot like the ‘Beach Body’ app and website. It’s not that confusing.
They argue about the vibrating panties. Again. Kandi asks for Monyetta’s opinion about Kenya being upset about it, as they’re making candles. These poor women there, that just came to make some fucking smelly candles, hafta listen to this shit.
They flash to a scene from last year where, Kenya said something sexual in front of the husbands or something last season. Kandi again ridicules Kenya for being suddenly Miss Goody Two -Shoes. Feel like I’m watching last week’s episode, or the last three.
They arrive to the ‘Drop it with Drew’ facility that Kandi is already questioning and making snarky comments.
Marlo makes fun of her sign on the building. Why they always gotta be like this? Whatever happened to women supporting each other?
Yeah, I know all the Housewives make shady comments, but they seem to be worse on Atlanta. It’s getting so disheartening.
They all have to weigh in. Not sure why. It’s not like they’re going to be sticking with this program or anything. I’m sure they were all super excited to be weighed on TV.
Marlo walks right past Kandi. Can we just get this thing over with already? Think I’ll just fast forward to the fighting. Thought exercise released those happy feelings? Endorphins? They make you happy? According to Elle on Legally Blonde?
Sheree insists that She by Sheree IS happening – she is using her ‘She by Sheree’ mat, water bottle and wearing her leggings. Her leggings are very – let’s say form fitting in the caboose area.
Teresa’s ‘work out line’ is an example of just slapping her name on something and doing nothing. I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to have that neanderthal representing their product. Can’t imagine buying something because it’s promoted by Teresa Guidice, possibly one of the most horrible and clueless people on the planet ! I would avoid buying something that I know would benefit her.
Drew is giving awards to some of her clients/customers whatever, for meeting their weight loss goals.
Okay, so they start working out for real. Marlo is being very Marlo.
Okay guys, this scene with Ralph and Sanya, I just cannot. WTF, Sanya LIKES Ralph?? Worse yet, she’s looking to Ralph for marriage advice? Am I hearing this correctly? Her issue is her husband only looking out for his wants and needs, and not taking you into consideration, your asking Professional Gas Lighter Emotionally Abusive Fucking Ralph?? Is she trippin off her ass?? Did she drop some acid before this work out shit? Who in their right fucking mind would ask Narc/Captain Gas lighter Ralph for relationship advice ?? She says she wants to talk him “about your friend.” He’s like “who’s my friend?” Oh, wait I have friends?
He even looks at her like she’s insane for consulting with him.
Did Bravo tell her to do that shit? And how well would she really even KNOW Ralph for chrissakes? Oh my God, fake much? Maybe this was a joke. But jokes are supposed to be funny. Okay so Sanya, whatever the fuck Ralph tells you, do the exact opposite!
Honestly, though the convo just goes into exchanging shady fucking comments to each other. Ralph points out they have three, and they’re just as busy, IF NOT BUSIER THAN YOU GUYS. Sanya makes a passive aggressive that they ACT LIKE they’re busy…
Sanya says it’s like the man’s needs come first. Does she literally KNOW who the hell she is talking to? Ralph ultimately advises her to please her fucking man and pop out a brat to shut him up. So Sanya, do the opposite. That was painful to watch.
Not that I was keeping track, but Marlo was the heaviest.
Kandi and Marlo bicker. They ask about Kenya, since she’s not here. Is there exercise happening here at some point? Drew acknowledges some of the clients’ weight loss.
Todd gets a call, seems there is an impostor on their property. Whatever, probably fake.
The arrive home. It seems like Kandi pretty much ignores her daughter. She’s at the table begging for Kandi to pay attention to her, and she just, doesn’t even seem to acknowledge her presence. What was the purpose of having this child again ? She’s also never home. Which is why she probably is desperate for her attention. She seems too busy discussing the fake impostor.
They finally start working out. So we do see that Drew does very little. Marlo is bitching, of course. She is not into exercise. Looks like a good work out, but you have to actually do it. Not sure how serious Drew is about this. This instructor is excellent though, and doesn’t mess around.
Kenya arrives, as the work out is over, looking fab, late because she had a thing with her daughter.
Drew calls her partner, Jackie over and finally, fucking finally, so maybe we can move the hell on, clarifies with these bitches the deets on the origin of this thing they’re so worried about. I think this was really their problem. They didn’t get how it came to be. And Drew was NOT being open about that.
So, yes, I might agree, Drew should have just owned it that she is merely ‘the face’ and she was brought on to promote it, and the business has existed for a while under a different name. Drew compares it to Sheree’s business, which you can’t really, since Sheree is the one that is the creator of her business. Sheree is however not wanting to put the work into getting it off the ground. But also Drew was just handed this shit, and doesn’t really seem to contribute the ‘business’ side of it.
Drew was brought in since Jackie, the owner and exercise guru, wanted to expand into Atlanta. And Drew doesn’t really do much, except show up and pretend to work out.
Kenya and Marlo start arguing, I think, about Kandi. Marlo plays victim in her yap. She starts ridiculing Kenya about her ex belittling her. That’s so disturbing. This is he’s an ex, Marlo, keep up. That’s why he’s an ex.
Kenya: “Bitch I’m perfect.” I might have to steal that one next time I get some bitch in MY face telling me there’s something wrong with me. Of course I don’t associate with the two ugly fucking wenches that were doing that. (my sister and niece, jealous of me because I’m skinnier and prettier, pretty sad when a 20 something girl is jealous of a 50 something woman, maybe she should stop inhaling salt & vinegar potato chips, Ii don’t know – just a thought!!) That sounds awful and egotistical, but it’s the truth. Same shit going on here with Marlo towards Kenya.
I don’t get Marlo’s argument, which is not surprising. Girlfriend doesn’t come off as exactly bright. – “Learn how to keep a man.”
Also Marlo: “you settled for on that belittles you.” So she should have KEPT the dude that belittles her? Even though you just said, she settled for that? She should have ‘learned’ to accept it just to “keep him.” Clear that Marlo is just throwing darts at Kenya for the sheer fun of it, and to make herself feel better because she’s envious of her.
Just like when she was simultaneously bitching at her for coughing AND pretending she was sick. She’s too fucking dumb to hear how dumb she sounds.
What a nasty bitch, “you didn’t tell Mark you were perfect?” Bitch sit your big ass down, that narc creep treats every woman the same, and will continue to belittle, and torment his victims for the rest of his fucking life.
So watching this again, I see how it escalates, besides all of the vile things she was saying, Marlo gets all up in her face. Not with her HANDS, but her butt ugly ass face up in Kenya’s. That’s when Kenya understandably says “get out of my face!” and puts her hands up. Kind of normal reaction, when someone gets all up in your fucking space. Especially Marlo’s ugly mug.
Sheree consoles Monster Marlo “you had your hands behind your back.” Whatever girl, Sheree ain’t too bright either. Between the two of them, they equal six fucking idiots.
Marlo says in her yap – “Kenya is coming for HER!”
Then she starts going after Kenya’s lips, makeup. Goes into really superficial crap with is just magnifying her jealousy.
Can someone move Kenya’s chair down? Marlo is a fucking wacko !!!!
Well Sanya and Drew make up. That’s a relief ! Drew also advises her to shut up, and make her husband happy.
Preview: Marlo “kicks the boys out?” What was all of that, “I want them to be loved, I don’t want them to feel like I did..” Maybe she didn’t actually “kick them out.” That could be taken out of context in the two second preview they’re showing of the convo.
That whole thing with Kenya and her was really bothersome. Kenya seemed mostly unfazed.
Even if she knows jealousy is driving it, (which she does) it’s still scary kind of to know someone has that much hatred for you, simply because you’re YOU. Been there, and it’s not fun, because they will do ANYTHING to make your life miserable !
