Drew arrives late to the dinner, after the food is cooked and being served. There is a lot of fake nicey-nice nauseating rhetoric goin around, upon her arrival.
Sanya and Drew start talking, well arguing. So hold up, back it up. This makeup dude of Drew’s wants 25 freaking dollars to touch up Sanya’s makeup. $25?
All right, so first off – multiple issues I have with this – This to the makeup dude – come on petty much?
I know times are tough, but $25 is THAT important to him? If it is, maybe he should ask his bosses for a raise. He didn’t think to say something way cooler like “this is on the house, just keep me in mind if you need a makeup artist for an event, here’s my number” was the better way to go? So much more professional, and doesn’t make ya look like destitute and/or greedy. Who wants to look destitute and greedy ??
Secondly, Drew, this is your friend, supposedly, you didn’t think just adding this measly $25 to your tab made more sense? Sounds so petty and embarrassing for these women, who are to be on a show coming off as successful, affluent women, in their big houses and big cars, to be squabbling over $25. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for them. I would never argue with someone over $25. If ya put a ‘0’ after it, then yeah maybe. Twenty five bucks? Would not happen.
But it doesn’t end there. Drew demands to know “did you you pay him?” which turns into Sanya saying “I pay my bills!!” Oh My God. I’m predicting this episode going down hill fast, if we’re starting out bickering about twenty fucking five dollars !! Fuck!
Besides this, I don’t even know what they’re fighting about. This is a carbon copy of the Beverly Hills argument right now with Sutton and Crystal. No one understands it. No one cares.
Sanya says when she talks about her business, “it’s not adding up.” Drew doesn’t really address that. Think she already had her lines prepared, and addressing questions about ‘her business’ was not part of it.
She continues to just whine more, about being uninvited to her stupid photo shoot thing, and Sanya addressing things ‘she doesn’t rock with’ in front of the whole group.
Drew forgets this is a reality show, and it’s their job to address dumb shit, as silly as it may be, we’re used to it now, in front of cameras, and in front of the group. she started a dang fight about $25 so she needs to shut it !!
Sanya tries to explain, and Drew does this weird shocked look thing, which Sanya says she hates. Which I agree with, that would be annoying, when you’re trying to make a point that you were asked to make, and the recipient is making constipated faces at you.
Mama Bear gets in there and tells Drew to give respect and stop making stupid faces that she knows is going to aggravate her. Gotta agree with the mom.
They’re talking/yelling at the same time and Drew accuses her of “cloud chasing”
No she’s NOT cloud chasing when she’s a four time Olympic Gold Medalist!!” Drew says she got replaced with Kenya because she didn’t have enough followers. Sanya is on her Olympics soapbox and doesn’t hear her say that, so it doesn’t get addressed. But I think it is possibly a valid point.
Next thing we know, they’re cheersing, and decide I guess to move forward. I guess.
Of course it will be coming up again and again.
Drew orders Kenya (since when does ANYONE freaking ORDER Kenya Moore? ) but she obliges, and issues her complaint about the sex toy, vibrator thingys in NYC. I wouldn’t really call them sex toys, more like vagina toys. Guess the dudes all had a good night when they got back to the hotel, if their wives’ coochies were getting vibrated on all evening. Didn’t recall it seeming like anyone was racing to their rooms after the show though.
Kenya shares that she felt uncomfortable. Kandi’s mom gets in there (moms are sticking up for their daughters – see this is what family is supposed to do!! vice versa too !! )
“If ya don’t wanna put it on don’t put it on, no one controls my vagina but me.” This line, delivered so casually and matter-of-factly by Kandi’s mom, has the makings to be a classic Housewife line like “I said what I said” and “Be Cool, don’t be all like, uncool.” She deserves a peach for that one!!
Kandi ridicules Kenya for being all ‘prim and proper’ when apparently, she was in a racy move called ‘Trois?’ This is first I’m hearing of this. Appears to be a soft porn/Skinemax thing about a threesome? So I got curious, and looked it up and found a lot ‘more’ Kenya Moore movies. Damn, I didn’t know she was in “Waiting to Exhale?” That’s pretty impressive. She wasn’t one of the leads, but still, to even have a small part in that movie with THAT cast ?? Whitney Houston, Angela Basset, Wesley Snipes, directed by Forest Whitaker. I have seen it, but a long time ago. Not sure what part she played. I’ll have to see if I can find it somewhere. I would go to Blockbuster, to see if I can rent the DVD, but it’s now a ‘Moe’s.’
Here is a link of all of her movies, rated in order , good to bad. They all seem like ‘B’ type movies, honestly, with the exception of Waiting to Exhale.’
https://www.throughtheclutter.com/kenya-moore-34992.php
Kenya explains it was more her feeling uncomfortable in the setting of mostly married couples, with laughs about vibrating vaginas all evening. You can probably see that. She just didn’t want to hear about it as the main topic of conversation all evening. Let’s move on. She felt violated. Oh never mind, confused on what show I was watching, since they’re all pretty much the same now. If she rolls out violated, I’m done.
Kandi is like, ” you told Drew this and not me?” I love how all the two Moms are jumping in to defend their daughters. Kandi and Kenya now yelling at the same time. Can this dinner be over? Is everyone done eating their plantains??? (which I’m going to be making and sharing by the way, in my Recipe category, and TikTok)
Marlo has a non profit for girls in the Foster Care system, and is giving a speech at an Expo thing.
Drew calls Marlo, and they go right into bitching about Kenya’s presence, that she didn’t attend the cheering up night. Yes we’re still complaining about that. Even though it seemed clear she was coughing, which they were also bitching about.
Life coach comes to visit Sheree. She says she’s not holding up well. She gives him the recap of the sitting and waiting at the restaurant with no phone call or text to let her know he wasn’t coming. He explains to her that perhaps she was just a fantasy for him while he was locked up. I think. She says that makes her feel stupid and naive.
She’s not that she’s officially done with him. ‘She by Sheree’ sounds kind of sketchy. Sounds like she’s been working on it, but nothing is happening. So what is going on with how she supports her lifestyle, because that is one BIG ASS house.
I read somewhere that there may be something shady going on with Tyrone, and funneling money or something ? I don’t know. There’s so much shit out there that you never know what to believe.
Kandi is decluttering and wants to donate clothes to Marlo’s foster girls. You would THINK that would be appreciated right ? Doubt that Kandi shops at Wal Mart.
She and Todd are goin through the clothes and some do seem a bit out there. But ‘out there’ is kind of in now.
She calls Marlo, and Marlo basically makes her feel foolish, for even daring to suggest her girls get ‘hand me downs’ Please. I am sure those girls would appreciate a bag full of gently worn brand name shit, over a bag of brand new Target shit. I know I would, if I were asked. Getting a bag full of random stuff is sometimes fun! I used to get a bag full of hand me downs from a guy my dad worked with when I was a kid, whose daughter was a little older. I thought it was cool. I didn’t always like everything, but seemed like they were from different stores than my mom shopped at. Even as a grown up, I like going to thrift stores. I have gotten some cool shit at this one like one mile from my house. Really cute stuff !!
I kind of see Marlo’s points about “hand me downs” if it’s some sort of “trigger” for her. My two cents is that it just depends on the ‘hand me downs.’ If it’s a bag full of ugly worn out stained shit then yeah, insult. The girls definitely deserve better. A bag full of nice stuff, barely worn, nothing wrong with that at all. I hate the way she makes Kandi feel over this. She could have just taken the shit, and kept it as an emergency stash at her house in case she has a girl with her, or whatever, if she’s that against it.
Marlo keeps calling it a ‘trash bag of clothes’
Sheree and Kenya meet for breakfast (womlette? omlette cooked on a waffle iron ? what ??) Wouldn’t you normally wait for your friend you’re meeting to arrive before you order food?
Kenya talks about her business, and being behind on orders since her bottles come from China. Wonder if there is a way that she could like, NOT get them from China? Also she doesn’t have a ‘team’ she tells Sheree. Why are employees called a Team now? We’re not playin baseball. I hated that at my old job. Emails starting with ‘Team.’ Annoying. Anyway so Kenya has not one ‘team’ member ? Christ Erika Jayne on Beverly Hills has a whole host of people working for her. Maybe Drew and Ralph can lend you one of their six assistants. The one dude may be looking for a job soon. Speaking of which, what happened to him ?? I’d rather be arguing over the “Ralph is gay” story line.
Kenya says her falling behind was due to putting her ‘personal issues’ ahead of her business. Her personal issues being married to, now divorced from, an abusive piece of shit. I’m NOT saying ‘narcissist’ this whole article – I’m soo determined !
Sheree chimes in that her brand has not gotten off the ground because she needs a business manager, and when she’s almost there she says something I don’t understand what the hell she’s saying. She mumbles it at the end. Apparently she is trying to hire dudes to manage her business, and they something annoying? Well imagine that. I played it three times. Kenya says she needs to find a woman CEO. Yeah don’t see why she’s wasting her time with stupid dudes in a fashion line.
Kenya AGAIN, goes into her explanation about her calling in sick for her cheering up event. She is right that Marlo was being a dick about it. She wasn’t right that Drew ‘didn’t do anything’ to contribute to the evening. Yes Kenya purchased the grocery items (complete with the DREADED NON ORGANIC WHITE EGGS!!) – so does this woman not even have eggs in her house with two teenage boys? Kenya had to provide a 2 dozen carton of eggs for the 1 or 2 eggs required in a cake mix?? it’s not Kenya’s job to buy her fucking groceries! Why is she not saying this? I do appreciate the calmer Kenya this season, but she is just missing opportunities to call people out!
Anyway, Drew brought all of the items over, and stayed for what seemed like a long time, helping to make cupcakes and preparing everything. I wouldn’t call that “nothing.”
But her main point is Marlo is trying to turn Sheree against Kenya . Sheree suddenly believes her, that she was actually sick. Guess she had to buy her a womlette, and cough all over her, to convince her she wasn’t lying. Oh Lordy.
This movie Kandi is in sounds a bit – odd (assuming they were rehearsing lines in the makeup room)
“Good vibes and positive energy” – Gimme a break. Drew and Sanya arrive first at the get together and they make awkward small talk,
Marlo arrives and fills in Sanya and Drew, and says that the judge won’t release her sister from jail, since she has mental issues and is acting out in front of the judge. There will be a call between her and the boys to see if that helps. Sanya looks not very interested. I do have to say, If Kenya is so sick, shouldn’t she be sitting out the socializing ? I think Bravo would understand if she had to ‘call in sick’. She keeps telling people, she’s still sick, when asked.
Marlo tries to get the gossip wheel going about Kandi and the dreaded hand me downs. Kenya tells her she’s being stupid. She loves the ‘garbage bag’ thing, to make it sound so much worse. Then Girl, tell people to put the clothes in fancy shopping bags or pretty boxes. This is dumb. If you didn’t want them fine, stop trying to make Kandi look like a tight wad or some shit. And yes who didn’t get picked on and mean girled about SOMETHING during grade school/middle school/high school. Mine was being short/small or thinking I’m a “Princess” or prissy or whatever the fuck. Stop making this about you. How about ask them ?
Kenya goes on to explain to Marlo about Sheree’s cheering up thing. What’s with Marlo and picking on Kenya’s wigs and looks constantly ? Actually what’s with all these ladies of color that constantly diss each other’s wigs? seems so petty and childish, and just not nice. It’s a horrible way to treat each other. I don’t even see what the hell is wrong with it?? Now Marlo makes fun of Mary Kay in her yap. That probably pissed off some viewers. Sure there are some Mary Kay people watching Bravo. She ridiculed people saying, “I got a sale.” It’s called making a living, Marlo, and not being a reality show star with a sketchy business.
Now Marlo want to change the subject, and is saying she loves her and whatever – like make up your mind. Now they’re bitching about Kandi.
Sanya has planned an event in which she has to go Oregon for Nike, and wants to invite all the ladies. Apparently she had previously told Drew she would be taking her only, ( I assume) on this trip? So here we go.
Not the twenty five bucks again – will someone please give Drew twenty give bucks to give to this poor guy? “I pay all of MY bills!” – (Does $25 even constitute a ‘bill?’ ) During this altercation Kenya tries to move Drew’s chair away from Sanya (and she’s really struggling –Drew needs to “drop more” perhaps? )
Drew leaves, and Kenya chases her. She doesn’t get what happened, she says, and Kenya tries to explain it to her. She doesn’t care.
So the sister call with Marlo didn’t go well. What in the holly fucking molly is Marlo wearing ? Okay so if you feel like you have to literally cover your crotch when you’re descending stairs, then maybe your skirt is too fucking short ? And those shoes look ridiculous. Just wrong occasion to be dressed like she’s dressed. Hate to say it, she kind of looks like a hooker. Sister gets on the phone and immediately starts yelling at Marlo and threw a chair at the monitor. Awww those kids.
So obvi after this episode and seeing preview: Marlo is really really mad jealous of Kenya. It’s so sad, and is making her look really insecure and ridiculous.
