This is the NYC trip so I’m a little nervous episode. We’ll see how this goes. The husbands are also invited. Maybe there will be less arguing, maybe there will be more arguing.
Marlo is building a house with her prostitution, I mean clothing rental money. We don’t know. She starts a weird convo with Sheree and Kenya, whom she invited to her lot to meet her builder, and give advice perhaps since they both have built houses recently. One of them she says, is still working on hers. Not sure which one that was. In the flashes they’ve been playing, I see that Kenya and Sheress were in direct competition with each other while building, as to whose was the biggest and best, and whose would be done first. That’s so adult.
I’m curious about these two nephews that she is taking in while their mom is in jail. I feel like she’s getting really attached to them, and probably is not going to be too happy when mom is back in the picture and wants them to come back. And will they want to go back since Marlo is giving them a taste of how the other half lives?
“You guys think I have all this money.” They remind her that SHE is the one walking around talking about how she has all this money. This woman is strange. Everything about her is strange. My friend seems to think she is performing sex acts for money.
So she has three huge closets, and the biggest is larger than the bedroom that it’s in/attached to. Kenya is not approving that of that. Marlo seems offended. Well, it is strange. She needs to keep in mind that she’ll be selling this one day. She’ll probably be selling it about a year or two after it’s finished.
That’s not going to appeal to most buyers. But I guess walls can be knocked down. She needs lots of closet space that this millionaire ex dude bought for her.
After the builder leaves, they jab her about the location “being so far out.” She says that her “income can’t afford Buckhead, and they think she’s ‘so rich.” Okay so they quickly jump all over that, and point out that SHE is the one telling everyone that she’s loaded! Constantly!
She’s claiming they’re always talking about it and asking. Marlo tells Kenya she’s full of shit. Okay, so being not that familiar with Marlo, but I will tell you in the handful of episodes so far, she has mentioned her money, her possessions, her ex millionaire boyfriend several times. Who the hell says “my ex billionaire boyfriend?” Come on Marlo, don’t play with the viewers like this. They even play the flash at her Fashion Event, where she’s on stage, telling everyone she’s “known for money,” while wearing that strawberry costume. Which sounds like something people that have nothing, say.
But she is building this very large house. She says she’s calming down, but it does bother her that everyone is always wondering, “Where does she get her money?” and it’s too personal. Then maybe stop talking about it constantly.
Kenya asks Sheree if she’s planning on catching up with the newly free, illustrious Tyrone while they’re in the Big Apple. She says that since NYC is too far from Philly, that he needs to put in a special request, and he’s waiting to hear if it’s approved. The ladies do seem genuinely excited for her and about meeting him. Like, for real. I know!! This relationship is so strange, that she has waited around so long for this dude to be released from jail. If you need a refresh, or just didn’t know what he did to land in jail, and how long she has been waiting around, here is an article I found.
Todd and Kandi are going on a staged walk. I really doubt that they go for “walks” around their neighborhood. Todd tells her that there is “so much going on and he has not enough time, nor support.” That was a dig at Kandi, i assume. She laughs and then he proceeds to ridicule her laugh. They discuss the play, and including the husbands in the trip to NYC.
They’re discussing/arguing about this stupid Jersey condo. Why doesn’t he just flip this property? (I think that’s what will end up happening) Kandi will never look at it as a “vacay getaway” ever, since this was where he banged his ex girlfriend. I don’t think she’s being a total wacko.
But are we going to be hearing this argument for the next three months? I say yes. The scene ends with Todd manipulating her into thinking she’s wrong.
I don’t get all of these assistants walking around Drew and Ralph’s house. She sends one to go to Ralph they have counseling in five minutes when she’s just fucking standing there. Producers ask about this probation thing with Anthony, and Drew says Ralph works in technology for “Fortune 500 companies” supposedly, and they need to ‘check their behavior’ or they will be terminated. So is this due to the ‘Ralph is gay’ thing.
Drew and Ralph are sleeping separately, she announces. He has to “pack a bag” to sleep down the hall apparently. And that’s how Drew knows that “things are really bad.” Oh so, that’s how she knows. Not because she realizes she’s married to an emotionally abusive repulsive piece of shit that will never ever change. They are meeting with their counselor, Dr. Kent, who was the subject of one of their sixteen arguments over their very un-romantic dinner. I wish they would stop wasting their time.
Even before the session starts Ralph has some fucking douchey comment about Drew trying to “change him.” Because you know, he doesn’t need to make any changes at all. He’s a great fucking mentally abusive type of guy. They start off with Drew talking about “the dinner.” Therapist or whatever this dude is, I think he sucks, asks if she “received it.” Ralph says not really, but they play a clip of her “receiving it” and thanking him. He brags about his greatness. Yeah dude you’re a fucking dream boat. He points at her as he’s tearing her down, complaining about how unappreciative she is. That is so disrespectful . Then he makes that ‘Lunchable’ comment. Dr. Kent doesn’t even scold him for saying that to her, and tells her to ‘live in the moment.’
They need a female therapist that specializes in Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
He points out that they tend to “attack one another.” He suggests they try some weird ‘theraputic agreement’ thing that we all know goddamned well is a fucking joke. There is to be no yelling, no attacking, and if the one doesn’t abide by it and blows it, they have to do whatever the other wants.
So has Dr. Kent met this dumbfuck Ralph? All this dude has to do is say, “I didn’t attack you, I was just talking to you.” As any controlling, arrogant, gas lighting bully tends to do. Wow this dude, where did he get degree? Wal Mart? Then that will piss Drew off, when he denies violating the agreement, and then another argument will ensue. Wtf?
Ralph looks to me like he knows he is not able to NOT act like a fucking dick. No one can possibly believe he will stick with the deal. But, he will get around it. Rest assured, he will get around it.
Kandi is sending around a couple to everyone, dressed like sex bondage masochists to deliver gift bags of vibrating undies to everyone, and we don’t know why. Confusing. I’m not a prude, but strange gift. Is this something that she is selling? I was seeing that on Twitter.
Looks like a very early morning flight. Off to NYC to see Kandi’s show. My Housewife premonition skills, (and previews) are telling me that there are going to be some arguments. Kenya is pissed that the husbands are attending. Marlo is single, and Sheree’s dude just got out of prison, and is on house arrest, so his attendance is a maybe, so she’s not the only single girl on board. She just likes to complain about everything.
Todd looks annoyed already as Kandi talks about “the infamous apartment,” and how they will be visiting it. He is crossing his arms and pouting. Pussy boy. He dresses weird for a dude. What’s with all the tie dye constantly? This looks like what Gizelle wore on Potomac last season. Who wore it worse? I think Todd. He’s coming off to me as sketchy and extra annoying this season. Maybe it’s the beard. Or maybe it’s that he IS sketchy and annoying. And lose the tie dye sweat suits. Are we ten??
Can Sanya stop with the 2nd kid thing non-stop? It’s not that interesting. Viewers just don’t care.
Kandi wants to play game for the best suite. Everyone has to share their best sex stories, and they are mostly very strange. Most of them are involving animals. Not animals actually INVOLVED, but present. Apparently coyotes “mess up the environment?” so it’s okay to shoot them. Kenya wins with that one.
I don’t even know what story I would tell if I was put on the spot with this. Oh wait, yes I do. Not sharing. No animals were present nor shot.
They literally all have glam with them. I don’t get why they can’t do their own makeup for these trips.
On the way to tour the ‘Jersey condo.’ Kandi and Todd argue about this property and how Todd just wants to use it as a place to hang with he visits New York. Apparently there are rumors swirling out there about Todd’s possible cheating habits. They play a flash from five years ago, with Porsha telling Kandi that she has some intel about him going to New York and giving a fake name and hitting on chicks. Guys, sorry but I can TOTALLY see him doing this.
Todd goes into a whole big thing about being “from here” and how Kandi should be oh so grateful that he is living in Atlanta with her, (and their two children – what was the purpose of this second child of theirs born by surrogate by the way. The kid seems barely mentioned, and a fourth kid between them, seems like the last thing these two needed)
“Now you’re doing big things that don’t include me.” I think he’s planning on using this property as a getaway quite a bit. Without his wife and kids, if you get my drift. He gets on his soapbox again basically saying he’s jealous she’s getting more attention than him. Typical douchey dude. Shut up you stupid little twat. He’s making a complete fucking fool out of himself. Especially when you factor in that he’s riding off of her coat tails. “Doing things that don’t include me?” Really dude? Are you 8??? Why does every fucking thing that she does professionally have to include you?
Kandi explains that everything she’s doing benefits him, but now it’s a PROBLEM. Yes Kandi, it IS a fucking problem because you are outshining your stupid insecure man, with a two inch dick and stupid ass hair hanging from his chin. How dare you.
Touring the Jersey condo. So it does seem to have potential. Kandi is just not going to come around on using this property as a getaway of any sort for the family, as he is trying to sell it.
Kenya goes into HGTV mode and gives all of her advice on revamping this place. Most of her advice is good. This place is hideous. That color in the kitchen is awful. And I actually do like blue. But whatever that shade is, it’s the worst. It all needs a lot of work. The view is ridiculous though.
Drew explains at dinner why she doesn’t wear her wedding rings. Drew discloses the ‘marital challenge’ to everyone at dinner. Ralph looks annoyed. I think he always has that annoyed face. Well that didn’t take long. Ralph is already breaking this ridiculous agreement. He complains about “firing the assistant.” (this woman they keep arguing about) I really don’t know where that even came from. Were we even talking about her? Seems like he has a guilty conscience? He says something about her having a “big butt.” It’s such a dead giveaway that he’s interested in this woman, since he keeps pointing out negative things about her appearance. “She’s 50, she has a big butt.” Mmkay Ralphie.
Classic. Next he’ll start accusing Drew of cheating. Another classic move of cheaters, liars and gas lighters.
Everyone is pretty much rolling their eyes and knows he’s full of shit. And by the way, does Todd wear anything else besides these stupid hoodies? This is really what he wears to a nice restaurant for dinner?
They should fire that counselor dude. What a waste of cash. Spend money on attorneys instead and get out of this nightmare, Drew. Please. You can thank me later. Just don’t make the mistake that I did, and get with another abusive gas lighting lying piece of shit.
Kenya tells him that he reminds her of Mark, her ex. Yes, totally. Remember Mark was toxic and abusive as well. That mindset of “Gotta wave my dick around so everyone knows that I have one!” She totally describes to a tee, what is game is, and how he goes about it.
Ralph looks confused, astounded and in shock. Narcs aren’t used to be called out in public. Because, like, no one ever does this!
Why? Because they make everyone afraid and intimidated by them. My ex husband used to be so nasty to me in front of his parents, and they never spoke up, corrected him, nor defended me.
So good for you Kenya, good for you. Even though I think she can be a mean girl in her own right, I’m liking her more and more every dang ep! They flash to some scenes of Kenya’s abusive mind game playin ex.
More arguing more about this “assistant.” Kenya gets involved again. I actually think she could kick his ass.
So much for the not tearing each other down, right?
Ralph is fake laughing. (I hate fake over compensating laughter!) Kenya says, “what’s with the laugh ??” He’s so uncomfortable and taken off guard. Dude has no idea what to say. He’s stammering like a bumbling idiot, because like I said, no one calls these pieces of shit out and defends the woman. They just sit there uncomfortable and look the other way. You go girl!!!
Then he desperately says, “Todd what were you gonna say?” Hoping his dude will bail him out. What a fucking waste of space on this earth. Wow.
She seemed to possibly, be really getting through to this douche for like half a second then they start to critique Drew. It starts with Marlo telling her that he only does what she allows. Agreed. Then goes into Kenya stating that Drew “can’t let stuff go, and some of the things that she accuses you of she also does.”
Drew: “Like what?”
Kenya: “The issue with you and Sheree.”
So we’re done putting Ralph on the spot, and holding him accountable I guess. I was enjoying it so much.
Sheree has no problem spillin the beans directly TO Ralphie’s face that Anthony is telling everyone that he’s gay. My speculation is that he hit on this dude. Grabbed his ass. Something.
This poor dude may be even more on probation now. Or dismissed. Maybe Sheree needs someone to do nothing and not pay.
