I knew as soon as I saw the opening scene of Angela and ‘Chawwles’ going to dinner, I knew I was going to end up pissed off and annoyed. And he didn’t disappoint.
I get so irked just looking at this man. And who is telling him that hair looks good? I guess the chick he’s paying an astronomical amount of money to, to do it.
He starts sounding like an arrogant fool from the moment they sat down. She asks what he thinks of the place they’re at and he answers with a snark he doesn’t know until they got the food. Think she meant the rooftop ambience dickwad.
It’s impossible to even make small-talk with this buffoon. He’s so fucking pompous and lippy when she’s just trying to talk to him.
Angela orders an apple martini. She’s partying like it’s 1999. Not as embarrassing as big burly Frank from Jersey drinking them, but it’s still a terrible drink.
Lover how she’s all braggy brag in her yap boasting how much money he makes. She’s letting us know why she puts up with his abuse I guess. That’s not shallow.
He owns multiple car washes. Well now I’m officially impressed.
I don’t know whose idea it was to put them together in a confessional, but it’s a fucking train wreck. She tries to engage and joke with him and he shuts her down and embarrasses her. It’s so hard to watch.
She tries to sell us that his constant rudeness and abruptness is their ‘love language.’ He looks at her like she’s nuts. I think you have to actually love the person you’re with to have a love language. I know she’s watching this shit show play back and he’s getting bitched at right now. I am also sure he does not care at all.
He can’t see or just doesn’t care that she’s making excuses for him because she’s embarrassed.
He doesn’t need an ‘out’ he scolds her. She laughs nervously around him constantly.
Angela, don’t you know anything? He’s perfectly happy for the Bravoverse to see that he treats you like crap, and he gives zero fucks. You’re the dumb ass that puts up with it, he’s probably thinking. Not his problem.
She begs for a kiss. He doesn’t want to kiss her. He looks like he wants to puke. So CRINGE. She’s clearly trying to show the audience that he likes her a little bit. I see zero attraction on his part. He complains he doesn’t want to kiss her. People normally don’t want to kiss someone they hate.
Producer asks if he loves her and he cannot even say yes to that. She again tries to make a joke out of it, overcompensating and laughing way too hard. It’s not funny. It’s sad.
Angela, go to the courthouse, go directly to the courthouse, then call an attorney. Lose this frightening-looking asshole, and live your life. Believe me, you don’t understand how much happier you will be. you don’t need that big bougie house where you have to walk around on eggshells constantly. That’s no way to live.
They start talking about this messy family situation. Apparently we can’t say the sister’s name. She probably demanded money for her name to be used. I’m not even kidding about that. That chick sounds like a real piece of work.
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Cynthia and Shamea meet to discuss Porsha. Shamea is disappointed about what a shitty friend Porsha is. OF course they’re falling out because they’re on Housewives. Porsha cares more about fighting to have a ‘story line’ then being loyal to a life long friend. We’ve seen this so many times before. Nothing new.
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Now there’s bowling with Angela, Porsha and Cynthia. What Angela is wearing looks really uncomfortable to bowl in.
Porhsa brings up again, her daughter asking about Simon. Thought we already heard this.
Well you know Porsha, now that you have a child, maybe you should hang up your gold-digging ho shoes, because you’re getting your kid attached to these men that you’re using.
He’s not going to respond to her putting him on a guilt trip and using her daughter as a weapon.
She has Angela and Cynthia oohing, ahhing and validating her dumb ass bull shit. Good job ladies. They’re probably thinking what I’m saying.
She’s also making herself the victim in her and Shamea’s issues when she’s the cause. As I said before, Housewives, where friendships go to die.
So she’s the victim in her failed gold digging attempt and she’s a victim when she brings her good friend on the show just to bash her and purposely make sure there is strife.
I don’t like to use the ‘play the victim’ phrase. I think it’s overused to say the least. People are just saying it more because it’s popular to say, and not realizing they’re sometimes saying it about the true victim in a situation.
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Drew vs Ralph again. Ralph is trying to get his mits on her LLC for her music or whatever.
“Ralph does very well” she reassures us, however we don’t know what it is that he does very well. The fact that he wants 40% of her business, not sure what that is either, might indicate he’s NOT doing ‘very well.’
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Angela meets with her mom at her mansion. I guess I shouldn’t judge her being with such a fucking horrible narcissist abusive guy. I was married to one too, who didn’t have two nickels to his name.
I wasn’t exactly living in a mansion, goofing off all day pretending to flip houses.
In fact he made me work full-time so he had money to pay for his whores. One of which he’s married to.
That bitch outghta be writing me a check. You’re welcome for everything I paid for while your were ‘dating’ behind my back, you ugly fake freak.
Back to this.
Maybe instead of Angela trying to hide her body in her circa 2005 low-rise jeans and crop top, she should just not wear 2005 low-rise jeans and crop tops.
She sits down with her mom and puts a pillow on her lap. I think we know why.
Angela flexes how much she paid for this house ($490,000) for her mom that she no longer wants.
It’s so tacky to announce how much your paid for something. Angela should know better.
Angela brings up the issue with her sister telling her daughter that she needs to pay to use their car that Angela bought for them, and the mom didn’t speak up.
Apparently the ‘cleaning up’ argument bewtweren ‘Chawwles’ and her mom was because he said to her “your duaghter needs to be cleaning up.”
Wow dude, just wow.
I rest my fucking case. Who says that to their wife’s mom. He’s such a twat.
In three years he’s never felt the need to approach her and apologize. He really doesn’t think he was in the wrong at all?
Mom shades him for being close to her age. He probably hates that. Who cares. He looks like Frankenstein.
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Kelli has a driving lesson with her daughter, where she screams the whole entire time. I have never done anything like that.
Maybe she should get her hair out of her eyes?
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I don’t know why and based on what reasoning, Ralph is trying to get rid of Drew’s attorney. If that was said, I must have missed it. Typical Ralph being Ralph.
She talks to her mom about him.
Ralph is currently coming unglued on social media for her mom’s comments in this scene, and points out how he gave her money at one point.
So that should make it okay for him to abuse her daughter, you know. Like duhhh.
Of course this basement living situation is ridiculous. It seems to be a Bravo thing for couples to still live together and we all know why that is.
She lets Drew know her kids are out of control. Drew gets upset. Then gets over it.
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Shamea and Porsha meet for dinner.
Porsha, of course has been being a dick to her just for the hell of it.
Shamea starts naming the bitchy shit she’s been doing and Porsha lets out a sigh and yawn.
Off topic, but this yap look of Shamea’s is so bad. The boob situation reminds me of Wendy on the last Potomac reunion.
These ladies are all surrounded by ‘yes’ people, and no one will tell them anything they don’t want to hear. Such as, “that looks hideous.”
Someone needs to tell them that fake boobs don’t need to be pushed up to your eyeballs. That’s the beauty of fake boobs. They don’t sag down to your stomach. They don’t need pushed up.
At the end of the day, Porsha is just a terrible friend, and a terrible person with the IQ of an ant.
I feel like their moms got into an argument over a man. That’s just my guess.
Shamea recounts how she had asked her if they could interact on camera the same way they do off camera, and Porsha said she needs paid more money for that.
Does that surprise anyone?
She looks a little embarrassed that Shamea shared that. Well then don’t say shit like that dummy. I think she was so annoyed about Shamea outing her, that it set the tone for the rest of the conversation, and how it went downhill.
There’s a lot of fourth wall breaking here, as they continue to haggle about ‘the show.’
Bravo, Bravo fucking Bravo.
Shamea keeps pointing out how different Porsha is for the cameras.
This is clearly making Porsha extremely uncomfortable and maybe a little ashamed, so she gets all fake-emotional and asks her to “please stop.”
It’s the same shit she did talking to Angela in her Ninja Turtle costume, while playing tennis. Pulled out the croc tears when Shamea was brought up.
She only takes one bite of her food, so she must be in distress. She goes to the restroom and comes back demanding to take their food to go. I feel like there was a call made to a producer in there that she was done shooting this scene because Shamea embarrassed her.
Porsha wants the scene to end because Shamea keeps calling her out for being fake for the cameras, if I had to guess.
Now the “I’m only human” excuse for being phony and fake, and of course she plays the ‘getting divorced’ card. Shamea points out she always has something going on.
She starts clanking the silverware around while Shamea is talking. She really wants them to stop filming.
Porsha readily agrees to be more sensitive, you know to get things moving along and shut her up.
I hope Shamea knows she’s so full of shit.
More fake crying. There aren’t even tears.
They take their doggie bags and go.
