Why in the HELL is Shamea being all chummy with stupid ass Ralph the Mouth??
So she and Porsha are doing this to get back at Drew for being friendly/working with, or whatever is going on, with Dennis?
Guess we gotta roll with it. An eye for an eye.
I’ll raise you my good for nothing lying cheating manipulative abusive ex for YOUR good for nothing MORE abusive lying cheating manipulative ex.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think Ralph is worse than Dennis.
He wants to talk to Shamea about a podcast since apparently they had one together in 2022? Whatever. There’s a lot of women mingling with other women’s husbands/ex’s on this show.
Ralph doesn’t like who ‘Drew is becoming.’
Okay, Wow. I’m not a big Drew fan, I think she’s a dumb ass, but wow dude just wow.
Porsha arrives as I knew she was, and claims in her yap that hanging with Ralph has nothing to do with ‘tit for tat.’
Okay Porsha. She’s dumb, so she thinks everyone is dumb.
Ralph claims in his yap, that he had no clue Porsha was attending.
Shamea claims in hers, that Porsha was invited in order to have a ‘witness.’
She has a text message from Dennis that she was telling Drew he wants paid, not laid. Or something like that. That’s actually what he should have said.
Did Ralph ever cheat on Drew. Is that a real question?
Pahlease!!!!!
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the Pope have a balcony?
He looks completely down as he very quickly says “no I didn’t cheat.”
What a lying piece of shit. But he filed for divorce because she was talking to someone else. You gotta love that with narc. Rules for thee but not for me.
He quickly changes the subject. Do these two ho’s really think he would have admitted it?? On camera??
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Angela has Kelli over to one of her ‘flip’ properties that’s yet to sell.
I can kind of see where she’s having problems if she’s trying to sell a house with a pool full of green slimy water.
Does she know what she’s doing?
There’s definitely tension from the trip, and what was said about ‘Chawwles’ by a shit faced Porsha.
Kelli is dressed slutty as usual by the way. Who in the HELL walks around like this during the day, not attending any type of event?
I feel like when I hear a woman refer to her husband as her ‘best friend’ that to me is an immediate red flag in the way of it’s BS and they most likely have a terrible marriage. Angela stop the bull shit. We’ve seen your interactions with his man, and they’re pretty disturbing. He’s not your best friend. While that all sounds good and all, it’s just not realistic with a man like ‘Chawwles.’
Kelli wants to know if ‘Chawwles’ has a baby with someone else since they’ve been together or not?
Angela claims no. In an interview she said this about her oldest’s baby daddy, not Chawwles. So can we move on now?
Sounds like Shamea and Porsha will be having it out.
Housewives. Where friendships and marriages go to die.
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Angela and Porsha pretend to play tennis. I have never seen anyone participating in an athletic activity dressed like Porsha is dressed. Can she quit pretending she’s athletic at some point? Her opening scene this season was her pretending to jog? It’s getting embarrassing.
This is an unlikely pairing given Porsha just said she wanted to fuck her husband. I guess Angela is over it already. The shit they drag out, and the shit they get over in two seconds doesn’t seem to add up.
We do learn that her daughter is married to a woman. I’m just recapping. I didn’t really see that coming to be honest. But it makes sense as to why she may not have been excited to share it with her mother if she thought maybe she wouldn’t be supportive.
Porsha shares with Angela the Drew gossip that it appears she wants her some hot diggity dog in lieu of making payment, and Dennis supposedly shut her down.
I don’t get why on earth she believes anything that Dennis says.
The ladies really want Porsha and Shamea to brawl. Or production does. Same thing.
Porsha pretend to cry and be distraught over Shamea feeling hurt by her. She hides her ‘sad’ face with her ridiculous fan. I don’t know, Porsha maybe you’re hot because you’re in head to toe black spandex polyester in June?
This house Angela is trying to sell has absolutely no curb appeal whatsoever. She clearly knows nothing about flipping houses.
Maybe don’t quit your day job.
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Drew is still talking to this ‘Dr. Ken’ loser? Who literally was too much of a pussy to address with Ralph his abusive behavior?
Drew has gotten wind of Dennis’ story that she’s trying to get out of paying him, and offered other services instead.
She of course denies it.
I could see her saying that as a joke, but not really a joke.
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Porsha is having an ‘event’ for whatever fake business she has going on now.
Sheets I guess. Okay well that’s fitting. No pun intended.
Looks like the dress code is come looking like a fucking harlot. Not a problem for these ladies.
The ladies feel like they were ‘tricked’ into a promo shoot for her stupid sheets.
I didn’t hear anyone arguing about dressing like a hooker, nor having their picture taken, so don’t think that there was a lot of trickery involved there.
If we took a swig or two every time Porsha claims to be ‘the bigger person’ and showing ‘growth’ because she’s dropping the Drew/Dennis thing, and then continues to make it a thing, we’d all be in the hospital getting our stomachs pumped.
Girl, stop IT.
So we have a weird ‘meditation’ activity with Porsha’s sister. Shamea is feeling a certain type of way over hearing that Porsha has been shit talking her.
Coincidentally following the ‘meditation’ ceremony, Lauren encourages them all to express their beefs with each other.
Totally normal thing to do after meditating.
Only in Housewives.
Kelli gets the ball rolling and helps out Shame and Porsha, to get them at each other’s throats.
We learn that Porsha didn’t go to her wedding. Do we care?
Angela keeps egging Shamea on to be mad.
