Again I have to express extreme concern with Mr. Charles Oakley and how this man comes across to me.
Angela recounts a story of him and her mom being on the outs because they got into an argument about ‘cleaning up’ of all things.
So this man fought with her mom, her MOM. About cleaning. It was that important that she didn’t clean something? That seems like a valid reason to start a fight with your wife’s mom.
Remember in his opening scene where I saw the very first red flag, he was pissed and pouty at Angela’s daughter about what? Oh cleaning. So apparently the dude is OCD, and gets all in little fucking feelings about a dirty dish.
Seems kind of psycho to me. And immature. And classless. And rude.
And he’s so fucking stubborn. He’s still mad at her mom even though she apologized, and it seems like this took place a while ago.
Moving on, Angela is planning an event and wants to smooth things over with Shamea.
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Oh my God a Ralph scene. Ughhhhhhh.
I know I’m complaining about all of the guys on here, and that’s because they all SUCK. The only one that seems normal and not a complete ass is Shamea’s husband.
What’s with all of these Housewives not telling their kids they’re getting divorced? When it’s literally in the Bravoverse and the stories are all over the entertainment news and internet??
It seems kind of ridiculous and naive to think they’re not going to find out. And wouldn’t it be better if they were told by their parents and not stumbling across shit online or having a friend tell them?
Yes Ralph, narcissists DO sometimes apologize. They don’t mean it, and don’t change their behavior, but they do utter the words. Words mean nothing when not backed up by actions.
And the apology is often back-handed, just like he did here.
“If that was your experience, I apologize.”
So it’s not even an apology because he’s making it sound like it was just her ‘experience’ and he’s not taking accountability. That’s right up there with ‘I’m sorry you’re upset.’
And he doesn’t remind me of anyone I know in particular. At all. No one.
Why does she say to him ‘just own it, it’s not a bad thing.’ It most certainly IS a bad thing, Drew. But then again, she didn’t even know the meaning of ‘narcissist’ when a producer asked what narc qualities he had.
Dude’s living like a baller in the bougie basement and lovin’ life.
This basement isn’t exactly looking like he’s living in squalor, when they showed the clip of him showing off his accommodations.
Now you can have all the girlfriends you want, Ralph.
That was a big old act he was putting on for the cameras, being all respectful and apologetic. That isn’t lasting.
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Kelli was on WWHL Sunday and I thought she was even teenier than five feet. I guess she looks so much smaller because the others are so tall.
Kenya has opened a spa, so that’s exciting. Love that for her. Even though she’s annoying.
Kelli’s ex sounds like a real fucking jackass. She drags a body guard around with her everywhere due to his threats and all around horrific behavior.
I don’t think there’s ever been a season of any Housewives show, where every single husband of the current cast except one, is a complete douche.
Kelli’s hitting it off with Kenya. Well that’s because Kenya is feeling Kelli, and not making snarky comments. Probably because Kelli is going through a nasty divorce from an abusive dude, so Kenya doesn’t feel jealous or threatened. But don’t worry Kenya, Brit will be here very soon too. Don’t you worry about that. I predict two years tops ‘til she’s dumping that hot mess.
Kenya is worried whether or not the spa was a smart business decision. Probably not.
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Brit meets with her sister, whose relationship has been strained due to her business, I think.
It all kind of sounded like she brought her two sisters into her insurance business to do actual work, and they thought they were just going to coast and pick up a check.
Right now she seems mad that Brit is with her guy and ignoring her. And if they do try to have a convo, he has to be all nosy and a part of it. I can totally see him doing that. Can’t you? I can see him having FOMO and whining he’s not the center of attention when she wants to spend time with her sister.
THAT sounds familiar. God forbid a narcissist isn’t the center of attention 24/7.
Brit claims Cher loves Mike. Doesn’t seem like she ‘loves’ him to me.
Shocker, he’s blowing up her fucking phone to come home, as they’re trying to have dinner. Wow. Do I know everything or do I know everything?
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I can barely even stomach Drew scenes.
Uh-oh. Dennis is ‘feeelming’ with Drew. We are going to have a problem. Porsha did not authorize this.
Since she got knocked up with a kid to him within mere months of knowing him, she now owns him.
Having said that, it is a bad look that he’s involved with another Housewife. It’s very ‘Slade’ of him. Pretty sure their relationship is more than ‘business.’
Dennis plays dumb that he ‘doesn’t even know what’s going on.’ Pretty sure Porsha was pretty direct in what her issue was.
She clearly feels territorial over him, and is trying to spin it that his involvement in Drew’s music is affecting her personally, and her ‘baby daddy’ relationship.
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Angela is hosting a dinner in a bougie spot, that I guess is located in a not-so-bougie neighborhood, and no one feels safe. But they’re going. It’s called ‘The Bank.’
Kenya, just to be a dick, dismisses the black attire assignment and wears teal. Which is funny because any other time she would be wearing black, as they all usually do.
She couldn’t even do black shoes and bag to say that’s her ‘black.’ Actually that would’ve looked sharp with her teal dress. I really really lover her dress. Probably because it’s NOT black.
She pretends she didn’t know.
The ‘olive branch’ seems to go over with Angela from Shamea.
Kelli bitches at Drew for bringing her makeup person to her event last week, and didn’t buy anything in support of her charity.
Drew claims she did, but I kind of believe Kelli.
She says she bought a $2,000 blazer for her kid. A text comes in from Dennis as she’s showing Kelli her phone to prove she made a purchase.
Also her ‘proof’ was a message between her and someone from the store.
Not a ‘receipt.’
She looks uncomfortable and takes several long sips of her drink.
Shamea announces she’s recording an album and plays a song. Porsha, her lifelong bestie, makes a face and says it sounds like Drew.
We know what’s going on here. We’ve seen this all before.
Porsha’s bringing her ‘good friend’ on the show to humiliate and trash her. Cool.
The song is okay. She does that nasly singing like people who can’t really sing.
Porsha continues to act like it doesn’t sound like Shamea’s singing as she makes a bunch of pretend confused faces. There WAS a lot of auto tuning.
Shady question time.
Porsha is already confused about the instruction of writing an anonymous question on a piece of paper.
Apparently she doesn’t know what anonymous means.
Kenya’s on the extreme hot seat. She gets two questions about her bitchiness towards Brit, which she tries to play off as no big deal and doesn’t really answer.
This pisses off Brit even more that she won’t look at her and answer the question.
You can see how that would be frustrating. Take accountability.
When you do or say something stupid, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, LIKE AN ADULT.
Kenya kind of did start it with strange nonsense remarks about Brit’s wedding ring. Probably sparked by jealousy.
And production nudging. From interviews they could probably see Brit would get unhinged.
Kenya tries to literally run out the door.
Everyone is acting really strange like they know something is about to do down. There seems to be a lot of awkward nervous chatter. Camera men running all around.
Brit continues to rant at Kenya. She ignores it. She knows she’s wrong. She’s happy to get into Porsha’s car and get outta there.
She claims in the car Brit said she had a gun, and then laughs it off.
That was all very weird.
