Housewives of Salt Lake City Finale 2/21/22

Missed that part last week, at the end of Mary’s crazy fun house “congregation” when the young girl was hugging her and screaming how she’ll “never leave her.” Mary was hugging this girl, with all of the compassion that Nicole hugged Noella with, on OC, when she was coming unglued. This service was freaking OFF.

Poor Jen has to abandon her 9000 SF rental mansion to only a 4500 SF rental mansion, and wants an “A” for effort.

These mover guys are trying to act interested in her rambling tale of woe about her finances, law suit, downsizing.

Service for Heather’s dad’s passing, who died in 2020 in the “middle” of the pandemic. Always the middle. Are we still in the middle?

None of Heather’s siblings, except one, nor her mother are showing up. That’s fucked up. She thinks they all did a service previously and didn’t invite her. Again, that’s fucked up. He loved being a Mormon.

So the mom pulls up and doesn’t attend? THAT’S fucked up. That scene did last a little longer than needed, as I just read on Twitter, and agree with. Heather loves white dresses as much as OC Shannon likes white pants.

Photo shoot for Meredith’s “brand.” I guess it’s these jammie/suit things, and the jewelry. The line is to be supporting LGBTQ community and equality, and not putting labels on people regarding their sexuality. It was very very colorful. Okay moving on.

Then a WEIRD scene with a naked Whitney and Justin. Christ, I talked my mom into watching this with me, because she was asking me questions about my blog. So I thought if she watched the show, she may have a better understanding of what I was talking about. I did forewarn her of the screaming, but left out Whitney in a thong, and she and Justin going at it. My bad.

Vida party where we know the shit hits the fan. What is ‘chic’ 80’s and 90’s ?? The Golden Girls’ looks? In the 80’s I wasn’t really dressing ‘chic’ maybe for my proms? At least I thought I looked pretty bitchen, or chic. Same thing.

I would totally be showing up dressed like Madonna. And I would not care. Not sure I’m loving Heather’s dress.

Why does everyone start freaking about Jen’s outfit ? I don’t think it’s that great or 80-ish?

Lisa and Meredith practically start making out when they see each other.

Mary has arrived and is shockingly cranky. At least it’s now spring and she doesn’t have a huge heavy coat that she doesn’t know what to do with. But never fear, she’s bitching about how she hates Vida Tequila. Seth is all Miami Viced out, and wearing a Reagan/Bush tee. Coach is kissing Mary’s ass for some reason, and thanking her for inviting Jen to her weird ‘worship Mary’ service

Whitney is tequila toasty already and demands to talk to Mary, and begs her until she gives in.

She apologizes to Mary for gossiping about her church being a cult. (when her church is exactly like a cult) An argument starts between Jen and Mary, when she interrupts. Mary asks her why she’s getting all hood. She walks away, and Jennie unravels and follows her, and throws a glass at her. (But her glass didn’t go as far as Jen Shah’s, Jen brags.) Jennie seemed to “want a moment” and end the season with a bang. (or shattering) Perhaps to ensure her invitation back next season. But we all know how that worked out.

This is almost over and I’m quite giddy about that.

Coach says “let the girls align.” Like the planets.

The girls try to have a kumbaya moment, after Mary leaves, and Lisa wants them to profess they’re all the bestest besties ever. No one checks on Mary after Jennie has attacked her, and she’s had a glass thrown at her. (Not even Meredith) Jennie is getting applauded. There is outrage on Twitter over this, which I can understand.

Jen Shah wants to know if she can be Meredith’s friend. “Do you consider ME a friend?” I’m reminded of the movie ‘Hangover’ when the goofy guy who was just a charity invite, starts singing that song “We’re the four best friends that anyone ever had…” right before he roofies them all.

Meredith and Jen start going at it, and bringing up the “attacks on her family” and now Meredith storms out while going on a tirade, like a mental patient about something that EVVVVVERYONE wants to talk about. She talks in her confessional about the “information she’s been given” about another’s extra marital affairs. Jen’s I assume.

Whitney is drunk and straddling Justin in the corner like they’re in high school.

This is over and I’m not sad about it.