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Below Deck 3/6/23
SANDY CAPTAIN SKEEVO OUT! CAPTAIN LEE IN – GODDAMIT !! I’M SO GODDAMNED HAPPY TO BE RID OF THAT CREEPY LURKING OLD BAT!!! Except what am I going to talk about now?? Rachel could not have a bigger smile on her face as she greets Captain Lee, and gives him a big ole hug! Think

Below Deck 2/27/23
Captain Lee is coming back! Thank the fucking heavens. Sorry guess i shouldn’t say that. Thank the freaking heavens!! Too bad this evil deceitful hag will be in the entire fucking episode. I like how she’s all jovial now that she sufficiently acted like a fucking tyrant for the past how many episodes. Since Camille was fired,

Below Deck 2/20/23
I was kind of excited when I saw the previews last week. A girls’ trip of beauty queens! Should be fun! All right so we pick up with Sandy completing the firing convo with Alissa. She refers to the hierarchy, of course, because that’s her thing with Alissa, that she disrespected her. (only she says

Below Deck 2/13/23
There will be a lot of the F word again. Sandy is just out of fucking control this season. I know it’s a TV show, and we need the ‘drama’ but holy fucking schmokes, should she be sacrificing her integrity, and sacrificing the dignity of her crew, for entertainment and camera time?? The way she

Below Deck 1/30/22 & 2/6/22
Picks up with the guests on the beach bitching about being fed. If I were a chef on these yachts, I would constantly have food going to pick at. Nothing fancy or extravagant, just char boards, or simple appetizers. Tired of all the whining that they’re hungry constantly. It couldn’t have been that long ago

Below Deck 1/23/23
Watching last week’s recap, I wanted to point out that when Katie says, in jest I know, but still, “good thing my boss has a crush on me.” No he doesn’t. You have a crush on him. You are what is currently on the menu for the time being. I hope she doesn’t give up