just realized how Barbara called it with Kelly being the trouble maker because of her lipstick on the preference sheet. She refers to it as pink, but that’s not the problem I wear pink lipstick and I’m far from nuts, (sort of) but it’s more of a trailer parky frosted pink. I would have also

So this one is a doozie! Finally some guest drama. But rest assured, still plenty of Solene sucking on everyone’s tongue and slobbering all over everyone like a fucking animal. Jess accuses Barbara of being awkward after they have their interaction. Kyle tells Solene he’s done dealing with her. She looks like no one’s ever

We start off with Rainbeau sobbing. She was completely set up to be the martyr. Below Deck is getting so over-produced but I guess we should expect that at this point. She keeps telling Fraser she’s doing most of the work and he seems to give not one fuck about it. This excessive hooking up

Caio is out. He takes it pretty well. It’s obvious he was hired to get fired. Naturally they would hire a bosun with no experience whatsoever. He actually looks kind of relieved. Kerry already has someone lined up. I thought he was going to promote Jess actually. Solene complains that Kyle (Scottish) is up her

Doesn’t it seem like Solene is always falling? She looks kind of funny when she falls because she’s so tall and lanky. So we’re off to the promised brunch that Kerry is treating them to since their last charter tip was terrible (I think this is why, if I remember correctly.) I don’t think Rainbeau

Five Day still going. Caio who got his ass chewed out because he’s a sucky bosun who doesn’t know how to manage people, nor do the basics of his job (which is why he got hired) tells his team they “need to get better” which is very vague and indirect. Like what do they need