As we know Daisy caught the bouquet last week. Daisy and Gary pose for pics. The bride deems them such a cute couple! I hate to say it, but they really are! It’s sad Gary acts like a toddler. Daisy looks so happy, as they’re posing for the pic. Thought he was so ‘traumatizing?’ LOL. Such an obvi tactic, that was to turn Scarlett off from him because she’s jealous. It’s all getting TOO weird, if she doesn’t soon just own it. And she should apologize again to Scarlett for that, because that was just awful and unprofessional of her.
Trashley pulled off the glasses of champs for the guests upon their arrival, however, it was very very last second, as they were rushing around finding clean glasses. If that would have been Gabriela responsible for this, and asked Trashley to rush around like a nut, and locate clean glasses at the very last second, she would have been freaking the fuck out and giving Gabriela major fucking attitude, calling her incapable, snitching to Daisy about it, and possibly even refusing to help her with the glasses. I’m not wrong.
Scarlett was nice enough to help her. Should have told her to “figure it out, this was your job, Hoe.”
This bride, and her dress, Reason #853 to not wear a gown with a train, for a beach wedding. That dress is probably going to be ruined.
Daisy tells Trashley she is going to be leading service, and needs to be ‘perfect Ashley.’ We shall see how this goes. No talking about falling on her head when she was shitfaced, or how badly she needs pounded, to the guests.
There is rice everywhere from the ceremony. Thought we didn’t do rice anymore? The birds? Choke on it? Maybe birds in the Med don’t choke on rice.
Trashley is being pleasant with the guests and not talking in that ‘mouth full of dick’ tone like she usually does. This girl will destroy whomever she needs to, to get her way. This is what she wanted, to be “in charge” therefore she needed to get rid of Gabriela. This is why we’re seeing a whole new Trashley. Sadly, it worked.
So, what did she learn from this? It pays to torment people you are jealous of, and hate for no reason (except that you’re a hateful fucking person) to get your way. Great lesson. Good job, Daisy. (NOT!!!)
Marcos is doing a lot of presentation style dishes for the ‘reception dinner’ and they look amazing. Why was he worried? We don’t know. Cherry capers? Didn’t know there was such a thing? He’s not only a great chef, but he also gets the ‘entertaining’ aspect of it too. He’s ridiculous. He’s doing all of this, with minimal complaining, whining and drama. (although there was a little of that sprinkled in here and there) But comparatively speaking, his drama queen factor as a BD Chef, is extremely low.
Gary continues to flirt with Daisy.
The bride and groom are sleeping separately? Does anyone feel like this marriage is sort of a friendly arrangement? I don’t know. Maybe I’m wrong.
They sort of scoff at the “aphrodisiac” comment someone makes.
Colin is giving Trash accolades to Daisy, regarding her set up skills on the beach for the wedding. She IS doing a good job. We do have to give her that. I WAS, if you remember, giving her compliments in my article on last week’s ep, then she did that lying manipulative shit to Scarlett in the laundry room, that Gary and Daisy were discussing hooking up with each other. Fuck her. This job is not hard. I could do this shit in my sleep, and probably better. It’s exhausting, but it’s not fucking hard. These off the charts accolades for doing her job are nauseating. This is what she should have been concentrating on all along, not tormenting Gabby and fucking Gary.
Totally don’t get Daisy saying “I don’t thinks he’s quite ready for second stew, but I was thinking of giving her “lead stew.” Like what the fuck is the difference ? Actually Lead sounds higher than second, if you ask me. Gabriela was on Twitter saying this title does not exist in yachting.
I hope she has learned from this, and learned from the mistakes she made. I’m not really sure she has though. Think she is still glad she did what she did to Gabriela to get rid of her. She MAY be regretting her behavior with Tom and Gary. Or not. She’s kind of tough to read, since she’s, you know, barely human. We’ll see how the reunion goes next week. I predict she owns NOTHING and lies about EVERYTHING (even though it was on camera…)
Seems Gary’s eye has shifted toward Daisy, since Scarlett was giving him the brush off. I thought it was hilarious last week, when he was whining about him not letting him ‘show her affection’ and she’s like “Gary Shut up!” Between Daisy and Trashley, they were making it so FUCKING AWKWARD for her to be flirty, and just have fun. Guess their ploys did work.
Hope they’re happy. Hope also Scarlett gives them both shit at the reunion. As well as Gabby. Especially Gabby!! I follow her on Twitter, and not trying to name drop or brag, but she replied to one of my comments about this stupid “Lead Stew” nonsense! And how ridiculous it is.
These guests are so low key, they border on boring. You’re on a super yacht ! Live it up !! Stay up past freaking 11, play some music, and have a few too many cocktails !! Are they thirteen? Guess it was a long day, (or they’re just boring!) but they turn in directly after dinner! Like directly after! Again it doesn’t seem like the bride and groom are into each other, attraction wise. Why wouldn’t they want to bang on their wedding night? They don’t even have a room together. Whatever who cares, the can bang it out at home I guess.
Crew is super pumped for this last charter and to dump these guests off and par – tay! I predict a lot of DRAMMMMMM – AHHHHHHH if they’re all getting as shitfaced as they’re all plotting.
Gary and Colin discuss who Gary will be preying on tonight. Trashley is out of the mix, of course. Been there done that. Saw how that turned out.
The newlyweds and guests depart.
That is a ONE big ass bottle of champs. What does that go for?? If the standard size bottle of that brand is $60?? Has to be like $1000? They also left an awesome tip, as the should have. Not because they were high maintenance or aholes. But because of all of the food restrictions, and the crew pulled off a wedding ceremony without a ‘hitch’!
(Pun intended – I’ve been so ‘punny’ lately !)
At the tip meeting, Daisy bestows onto Trashhead a ‘lead stew’ title, now that the last charter is over. Trash gets all emotional about it in her yap. Like girl, girlllll, save it. So what, you finally started acting professional and stopped yer bitching on the last 2 or 3 charters. All of yer fucking disgusting tormenting and sabotaging Gabriela finally paid off! Let’s break this down for Trashley.
In order to even attain this senseless stupid title, as Lead Toilet Scrubber and Table Setter, she had to torment and head game the shit out of her second, until she finally said “fuck this shit” and walked off. Daisy did nothing. Daisy was complicit. While she bitched about her in her yaps, she said nothing to her face, and refused to deal with it head on. I continue to be sickened by Ashley. Tired of people pointing out that ‘She’s only 23 years old.’
Do you know what I hear when I read that comment? That she has a lot of years left on this earth, to gas light, lie and tear people down in order to get her way. She has no heart, and cannot feel empathy for anyone. Seriously I wonder how many dead bodies will be trailing after her by the time she’s 30 or 40, with all of the people that she has screwed over, and screwed, to get her way. I would guess, many ! Like 1000! This is the girl’s personality. It ain’t changin. She’s 23. It’s formed. It’s who she is. Lying, throwing herself at guys and being nasty, is who she is, in order to get her way. She felt not one shred of guilt or remorse for what she did to Gabby, and even made a joke about taking the bottom bunk, when she was barely off the dock. She’s not going to magically wake up and be this stand up person, and treat people nicely, on her 30th birthday! Please.
In her yap, she’s trying hard to produce a tear. Saying that people thinks she sucks at everything. Well you do suck ! If ya get my drift!
Marcos – he doesn’t know how he did it! He doesn’t know how he pulled off five gourmet meals, and a wedding cake with like 187 food restrictions. It’s called being good at what the hell you do, and just fucking doing it, without wasting time complaining about it. Sounds like me in my old job. We would have these super busy months, and I would be like ‘I’m not going to be able to do it’ and I would do it.
Final Night Out! Daisy looks like she pulled out all the stops on her outfit tonight. Disco Daisy !! Barnaby tells her she should be ‘front (wo)man’ for Abba, which I didn’t get at first, since I hadn’t seen her pants yet. She’s rockin some red lips too !! Never have seen that before! So who’s she trynna impress? I think we know.
Barbaby tells Ashley in the van, wtf is a lead stew, it’s nothing. Good for you Barnaby. I think he thinks she’s gross.
Trashley: “I don’t care about the title…” SINCE WHEN ?? She bitched non stop about her ‘title’ when she was 3rd stew under Gabby!
Everyone looks adorbs for their night out, even Trashley. They travel to a freaking ridiculously breathtaking location with food sitting there waiting.
Ashley is still to be trying so hard look like she’s taking it really well that Gary is into everyone but her. Like wasn’t tonight the 40th time, “he’s either going to fuck Scarlett or Daisy.” Well Scarlett is no longer in the mix, thanks to your handy work, Ashley. So that leaves Daisy. You’re out. He thinks you’re wacko.
Hope he used a condom. He admitted on WWHL that a different night, aside from the one where he ran out of the room, when she assaulted him, they had actually had sex. Think he finally gave in to her just to shut her up.
Barnaby is as bad as Dorit on Beverly Hills, trying to speak Spanish to the server. He most likely speaks English. He gets his numbers wrong.
So Glenn does not known how to do a tequila shot ?? Come on old man !! Keep up !! (just kidding about old man before anyone goes nuts – love him !!) He is cracking me up. He tries to lick the lemon. LICK – DRINK – SUCK !!
Trashley even doles out a compliment – “You’re the best captain I’ve worked with.” What is happening? Has anyone heard her issue a compliment to anyone, in any episode ? Or shown any emotion or feeling? Guess trampling all over people and lying to get her way, brings out the ‘best’ in her. Whatever.
They do a ‘cheers’ to Captain in Glenn. He Is the best, right? There was a post on FB chat that he runs a ‘tight ship’ but has the right balance of being a good leader, and doesn’t go ‘overboard’ with micro-managing (Sandy) and acting like a mean ole grumpy tyrant (Lee – sorry, sometimes he can be a lot and needs to just simmer down, I know unpopular opinion.)
Did you guys ever realize that there are so many (boat related analogies) This occurred to me a few weeks ago when watching. There are so many phrases and sayings with boat references.
“Going overboard” “Welcome aboard” “Runs a tight ship” “Jumped ship” “All hands on deck”
Wonder if these were all derived on Navy ships or something hundreds of years ago? Somebody should look into that.
They didn’t do Trashley’s high/low as they goin around the table. Guess they cut it out. Can’t imagine what dumb ass shit she said. I’m sure her high was getting this “Lead Stew” shit at the end of the last charter. And her ‘low’ involved Gary, and I’m sure she spun it around to make herself look innocent and screwed. (pun possibly intended, again I’m so ‘punny!’) It’s all stupid. Notice she didn’t give it to her, when she actually would have been able to use it to boss and supervise Scarlett. That would have been horrible. Especially with Gary being all over her, and Trashley being jealous and pissed off at her.
They pop the cork on this massive bottle of champs. Ashley suddenly decides she wants a grilled cheese. She has quite the appetite, that girl. I think she thinks she’s making them for everyone. Her grilled cheeses look so flipping bad. No way these 10 inch think chunks of cheese are going to melt. Why would you want a grilled cheese right after eating dinner?
I need that 20 gallon bottle of champagne in my life.
While I like seeing Trashley as a silly fun drunk, as opposed to a freaking -out- tramp- straddling- Gary -and- sucking him- off, puking- in -the -shower, drunk, she should probably try to get out of the habit of stuffing enormous amounts of carbs into her face when she’s drunk. If she gains weight, those tits are going to weigh 100 lbs on their own. She is really slamming down these revolting ‘grilled cheeses.’ Did she eat ALL of that? Marcos tells her it looks disgusting. She is disgusting. He literally keeps trying to get her to stop eating those. Like now everyone is going to have “grilled cheese” trauma.
What was Daisy going to ask Gary ? Was she going to ask him to fuck, or did he interrupt with that, and she went with it.
Then Gary says, “let’s just go cuddle in the guest cabin?” He keeps asking her to change into something dry.
As Trashley is stuffing ten pounds of cheese and carbs into her face, Gary is literally chasing Daisy around the boat, or is he running from her? So confused. Daisy calls out to him “ Gary, come here” and he replies “I’m going to change out my wet bathing suit, and blah blah blah …” Played it three times and didn’t get what the said. Think he said he’s goin to bed.
Daisy is annoyed and says “see you later.” I think Gary doesn’t like it when the girl is the aggressor. He needs to call the shots and be the aggressor. That’s why he was into Scarlett. She was playin coy and slightly hard to get. That’s why he was so turned off by Trashley since Day One.
Back to Daisy and Gary, now they’re canoodling in the stairway. He tells her to change and they can go into the guest cabin and ‘spoon.’ (is that what we’re calling it now?) He carries her to her bed and AGAIN, he’s really worried about her changing out of her wet bathing suit, like why does he care so much? So they’re sort of making out like two fourteen year olds (it’s kind of cute, actually) on her bunk, when Kelsie interrupts. She doesn’t care what’s going on, she just wants to go to bed. That’s our Kels, the one lone woman on the boat that is NOT into Gary. Gotta respect her for that.
She talks to Kelsie that their relationship is ‘complicated.’ I guess they end up NOT hooking up, nor spooning, nor forking, nothin!
Daisy, just say you like him!! This is getting weird.
Glenn wakes up to the digusting-ness in the galley. Mostly thanks to Trashley’s five grilled chesses she made. Which was actually a massive pile of cheese, bread and butter.
Does Barnaby have a teeny crush on Daisy?
Well it’s bye bye’s time for the crew. Scarlett says in a nice way in her yap, that she is happy to be rid of Gary, because he is just one fucking needy ass drama queen that she wants nooooo part of. (I’m paraphrasing.)
Good for her. She was helped along by Trashley and Daisy though, who painted him as being even more of a pain in the ass than he actually is, because they both like him and were jealous. Not that they would have ended up getting married, having three kids, and buying a colonial in the burbs. There were literally three charters when she came on board, so I just fail to see what the freaking out was about. And Daisy’s super intense overkill speech to her at dinner, when Scarlett was just being flirty, having fun and not taking him too seriously. Embarrassing behavior for Daisy.
Trashley is showing maybe a sliver of emotion as she’s saying good-bye. A sliver. She’s pretending to wipe a tear away.
Her good-bye to Gary is super awkward. She said in her yap that “she could have been friendlier” I think she acted like she had her tail between her legs. She likes having something between her legs, and it’s not a tail.
I don’t think Gary cares at all, how nice or not nice she was in her good-bye to him. She’s over estimating his feeling toward her.
I don’t think he wanted her even near him. It was pretty nice of him, not to say “beat it hoe, don’t let the door hit you in the ass.”
In her yap she MAY be expressing some sort of regret for the Gabriela thing. She says “it’s hard for her to be part of a team, because she likes doing things her way…” She acknowledges she has a lot to learn and a lot of growing to do. Not sure what to make of this commentary. It does sound like she is regretting some of her behavior.
Guess we’re not going to be seeing Kelsie anymore- she’s done with super yachting, she claims. She did a good job of staying out of the drama. She didn’t like Gary, so that made it easier.
Marcos – so cute. Love our three Amigos !!
I’m getting choked up too, with all these teary-eyed good-byes !! Colin’s sad too !! This was a great crew, aside from Ashley, it really was. And she actually did act like a normal human for last three episodes, when she finally got it through her head, Gary doesn’t like her. And she was being really nice to Scarlett, for the most part, because Daisy ordered her to. But still. Not sure what the future holds for her.
I’m guessing we won’t be seeing her back on Below Deck. I feel bad for any girls and guys that she works with in the future. She molests dudes, and tears down girls she’s jealous of.
Colin calls Glenn the perfect Captain, and who doesn’t agree with that?
Daisy and Gary chat as she’s packing. He says he wants their relationship to be growing and growing. She continues to act like she’s not into him. She probably realizes this is how you get his interest.
They hug good-bye and it’s quite the embrace for two people not into each other.
“The sexual tension is undeniable” he says in his yap.
