These horrible nit wits want their dinner at 11:15. Assholes.
Glenn is giving a heads up this time to Daisy since she freaked last time, abut sailing on the way back to the dock in the am, so breakfast needs to be portable. Marcos is clued in too so we should all be aware and no one bitching. The guests will most still likely be bitching about something, maybe a meat loaf in their Bloody Mary or some stupid shit.
I love Daisy’s fake guest smile.
Sounds like Dorit is on board, dude is bitching he needs his saki in a certain kind of glass. Moron. Go change your tampon. He says he needs a Saki cup – asshole can’t say please or speak like a polite human.
These guests are idiots. They’re demanding to see “their chef.” Calm down, he’s not “your chef” The dinner is supposed to be family style and he orders Daisy to serve him.
He keeps demanding “Japanese beer” and will not stop asking everyone. He thinks if he asks Trashley, he’ll get a different answer. Daisy tells him that it wasn’t on his pref sheet so STFU.
What the hell is Japanese beer anyway? Besides the obvious – what makes it ‘Japanese?’ I looked it up and this is what I found.
You may notice that Japanese beer tastes a bit lighter. Though the recipe of beer around the world is similar – Japanese beer is unique in that many (not all) use rice as part of their recipe. You’ll notice that flavor in beer brands like Asahi, Kirin and Sapporo. Japanese beers tend to have lower malt content as well.Sep 17, 2021
And there ya have it. It was vital for this dude to have this partiular beer with his sushi.
Since dinner was at midnight, promptly afterwards they go to bed. Nothing like crawling out of bed to eat dinner, eating, then going back to bed. He now demands a tray full of drinks for his wittle bedtime liquid snack I guess. Does he need his dipey changed too?
Morning – I can’t stand Ashley’s monotone super unenthused, miserable sounding voice at this point. She talks to the guests like this too, She doesn’t even speak like a human.
Dr titties is puking when they start sailing. That’s hilar!
Breakfast includes alcoholic beverages all around of course. Because they can.
They inform Daisy “they’re not packing shit. Someone needs to pack for us.” Who talks like this ?
These fuckers are slobs too I see, like those other guests on Below Deck that threw shit all over their room. Trash has to pack everything for them. Daisy tells her to throw everything in their bags and don’t fold anything.
He’s yelling for Daisy for another vodka OJ. Does the creep realize he asked for their fucking bags to be packed ? Better be a big ass tip. It is.
Trashley’s sinister evil smirky smile when Gabriela’s name is mentioned makes me want to twist her ugly fucking head off.
Trashley whines about a new stew coming because she thinks her and Daisy are in sync or some shit and she will disrupt the show. And she wants a bigger tip. She says new guys are easy for her, obviously, but new girls are not. Yeah Ashley, we know!
She’s yacking Marcos’ ear off and he just wants her to go away and leave him alone. He does not care you’re “nervous, I’m not gonna lie.” You just lie about everything else.
HHAHAAhhaaaaaaaa the new stew chicky is hot AF and a cute sweet blonde Southern belle, Scarlet O’hara. Big boobies too. Hers possibly an enhancement, but who cares. They’re not laying on her thighs like Trashley’s. Pointing that out since Trashley is so competitive. She thinks those tits of hers makes her the Queen of the World.
Gary is into her already and is running to fetch her luggage. Daisy might not be able to get around making Trash second stew since she is newer to the industry.
Ashley is drilling the girl about her experience. She has the nerve to elude to her that she and Gary are involved. What is WITH THIS CHICK ? She is delusional ! When Scarlet asks if she’s single, she seriously says “I don’t really know how to answer that because I kissed Gary a couple of times…” What a fucking idiot. Gary probably shit his pants when he watched that and heard her telling Scarlet that. Sure they’re married now because they kissed?
She is further trying to stake her claim in the van by pointing out how she thinks they had sex, because she plopped her nasty stinky vagina on top of it for two seconds, until he threw her off and darted out of the room.
Trashley says in her yap, it’s like “Gary is ashamed of me…” ummmm wellllllll he is. Ashamed of you.
Every stinking chance she gets Scarlet alone for a minute, she literally starts drilling into to her that Gary belongs to her because of this 2 second sex act that she forced. Again too dumb to know the more she does this, the more Scarlet is going to go for him. Just like the more she threw herself at Gary, the less attractive she became.
This scenery at this dinner is ridiculous and I’m so pissed and jealous right now. Trashley is having an espresso martini and tequila. Those go together.
Gary is sitting beside Scarlett at dinner and Ashley is on the same side on the opposite end. She’s losing her mind and trying to listen to their convo. She suddenly starts yelling Gary’s name and he’s flat out ignoring her. She’s guzzling alcohol and coming unglued and cannot shut up about the night she tried to raped him to everyone at the table, except Gary and Scarlet, who are trying really hard to ignore her. She’s literally trying to act like it was this amazing hook-up. Suddenly she remembers it when before she “didn’t remember.” She’s shoving food in her mouth and guys, it’s just bad.
Daisy and Scarlet go for a smoke.
She won’t stop repeating that “his penis was in my vagina. He denies it but it happened.” If kindergartners had sex, this is how it would sound. Yeah Trashley, we know how sex works, but thanks for the clarification. Most women like to have sex with a dude that actually wants to have sex with them.
I don’t like what Daisy is wearing. This isn’t as bad as that leopard jumper, but it’s bad. Scarlet is as cute as anything. Daisy, honestly seems to click with her. This is going to be good.
Meanwhile, back at the table, it’s bad for Gary, because she won’t shut up. She needs reminded she stripped, sucked him off, then got on top of him and forced herself on him, when he didn’t want to bang her. Then told her to get the hell off of him. Was he sort of entertaining her, and leading her on? Yes, and he needs to take responsibility for that. I’m sure he regrets it. What made this attempted rape different from a man doing it to a woman, is that men are bigger and stronger. If it would have been Gary in same scenario as the aggressor, on top of Ashley, she would not have been able to defend herself. But how often do you hear about a woman raping a man? Oh I know, never.
But it does not make it right for Trashley, or any girl to be this aggressive with dudes. Gary isn’t traumatized by it, but it’s just all so trashy, sad and this is in front of the world.
Gary talks in his yap about it being a mistake hooking up with such a clingy childish chick. Well, he did keep leading her on and kept eluding to a possible hook-up. Even after they were discussing her attempted assault the next day, pretending like she didn’t remember, he even said something like “next time let’s be sober so we remember it…” I remember totally yelling at him when he said that! Of all things to say! He wanted to make sure that she keeps paying attention to him. He can blame himself for some of this. He was picking up on her weirdo vibes, but he’s such a serial flirt, he could not stop himself.
Having said all of that, it is fun watching Trashley come unglued at Gary ignoring her tonight, and flirting with New Hotter Girl, who knows how to interact with a dude she’s interested in. I guarantee you she’s not going to be telling him she’s horny.
Trashley claims she’s going to bed when they get home. I was actually optimistic for two seconds when I heard that, then came to my senses.
Interesting how Trashley said in her yap, she doesn’t need to be kicked when she’s down. I’m recalling her obliverating poor Tom when he was down, after the anchor watch incident, in which SHE was distracting him from!
She tells her van occupants he is making her feel stupid and Colin the straight shooter that he is, tells Ashley in the van “she looks more stupid carrying on about it.” Poor Marcos Colin and Kelsie stuck in this van with this crazy. Kelsie is a sweetheart and has her arm around her comforting her.
Like an actual human with an actual heart would do.
Kelsie keeps telling the guys about her poop habits and they do not care at all. Guys talk like that amongst each other. They don’t want to hear girls saying it. Girls don’t poop.
Trashley is quickly changing into her bathing suit. She’s not going to bed. Gary is lumping this crazy mess in with “American chicks” Gary pahhhhhlease do not judge “American chicks” based on this hot mess.
Jacuzzi action and bubbles. Gary and Scarlet flirting, Trashley in the corner ready to puke and calling herself a whore. Now she tries to talk to Gary. She’s blacked out right now. Remember how “immature” Tom was the first night for drinking too much. LO FUCKING L. What a mess.
And then this happens:
Scarlet makes the fatal mistake of deciding to shower when Trash has guzzled half a fifth of tequila, a bucket of pasta she shoved in her face not even chewing, and proceeds to puke in the shower, just as Scarlet gets out, looking like Malibu Barbie, and standing their naked with a towel. In the shower. She pukes in the shower.
Scarlet says “this boat is messy” Puked up pasta in the shower? Messy? A girl screaming all night about her vagina – messy ? Nahhhhh. Girl. You gotta lower your standards. This is Trashley. You will never meet anyone like this again in your life, I proumise. I hope she sees this and gets it together.
She can’t go on like this.
She thinks she has hit rock bottom and I do not believe that she has. I don’t even think she knows half of what she was doing and saying.
She is eating the same pasta at 11am that she just puked 8 hours ago.
Ashley is getting orgasmic over Scarlet having not a lot of experience. Good maybe she’ll shut the fuck up about getting porked for five minutes.
I love Gary talking about how much cooler Scarlet is than Trashley.
I hope daisy decides to just keep them both even and just have them reporting to her only. What is really the difference? They’re toilet cleaners, as she points out.
She continues to drill Scarlett about her toilet cleaning experience. She walks around the boat boring everyone with how she should be 2nd stew, that she manages to corner. She brags to Marcos how she’s better at “making things.” What ? Marcos gets the fuck away from her.
Daisy asks for Scarlet’s CV and sees there’s no way Scarlet can be 2nd over her. After Trashley has been drilling Scarlett about what she can and cannot do, she runs to Daisy to find out if she got the this stupid promotion to #2 waitress and laundry bitch, that she’s desperately seems to need to validate herself.
Daisy, a little too little and a little too late, is FINALLY sounding assertive, and like she is her supervisor and not her friend, or big sister, and tells her she sucks in a teamwork environment and needs to stop this obsession with being 2nd stew. Daisy should have said those exact words, like I don’t know, on their second or third day when she started seeing this childish weirdo’s anti-teamwork and competitive work ethic. I hear what Daisy is saying, we all hear and grasp what Daisy is saying, but we all know Trashley is not.
I just saw that Scarlett has two t’s on her name. Not correcting every one in the article. Noted for next time! Also noted she is kissing Gary in the preview!
