Preview scenes are telling me that Gary may have finally given in to Trashley, and that Gabby seemingly shoots herself in the foot, yet again with this crew, and her snarky bitchy comments. Trash tells Daisy that she was sobbing in the bathroom after they spoke, because that’s the just the stand-up human that Trashley is !!! Let’s all strive to be just like hera! NOT !!!!!
What is this “second chance” that Trash is to be giving her? I think that’s a bit much, but at any rate, Daisy pretty much ORDERS her in nice way to “give Gabby a second chance.” She did almost immediately apologize after she was bitchy to Trashley for you know, NOT doing what she was supposed to do in one of the first episodes. I blame Daisy partially for that, for not communicating to Gabby that Trash was helping her with party planning or whatever the hell they were doing. But wouldn’t that piss you off, if you’re busting your ass, and seeing your two co-workers sitting around a table looking like they were just chilling out. Whatever. Trashley has zero intention of changing her attitude towards Gabriela, which is very obvious by her energy and replies. Daisy is trying to be somewhat firm with her in this conversation, but , it’s falling flat, and Trashley is shutting her down. She says “that’s not easy for me…” Uhhkay, Trashley we know empathy is not your strong suit and we know what IS easy for you. Daisy continues to enable this dumb ass. And it is under my skin to no end, why Trashley doesn’t get asked specifics when just randomly bitching about Gabby. That’s Daisy’s fault.
They’re at dinner, and literally almost EVERYONE goes for a potty break at the same time, which leaves only Colin and Gabby left at the table. Trash just went to follow Daisy. Colin asks her how everything is going. Colin tells her they need “Happy Gabby” back. Colin talks in his yap about how when two people are not getting along, that it throws off the whole vibe on the boat. True, I agree, however, Gabby isn’t the problem and the one “throwing off the vibe” dude. It’s that hollow-eyed skanky back stabbing bitch, Trashy Ashley.
Someone please tell Kelsie when you floss with your hair, you’re supposed to grab a strand out of your head first. That is so fucking disgusting !! I know it’s her own spit and chewed food goo in her hair, but still so fucking GROSS !!
They come back from dinner and Trashley hikes her dress up to her fucking neck, and basically has her nasty vag that’s been around the block a few thousand times, in Gary’s face. I’m surprised she has underwear on. Kelsie looks on like she wants to be anywhere else right now. This is going to be bad, once back on the boat. Gary always gets tipsy enough to entertain her desperation to fuck him, just not drunk enough to actually go through with it.
Trashley approaches Gary, like SPRINTING to get in the hot tub with him, pointing out she “doesn’t want to snuggle with him.” Yeah we know you don’t want to “snuggle.” That word is not in your vocab. Then she starts her massage game again, hoping it will lead to him finally fucking her. It didn’t work last time because Tom started freaking the fuck out. Now thanks to her, Tom is no longer here. She goes to kiss him and he literally turns his head. He’s like NOT attracted to her. She does get him to comply with the kissing after begging him. You can’t really hear their conversation, but I think she pretends to want to give him a “massage” and he pretends to think that is really what is going to happen.
Colin calls Ashley desperate for Gary. Very good term. Desperate AF. She’s getting in there in the hot tub straddling him, putting her tits in his face. The whole nine yards is taking place, that they’re legally allowed to show on cable TV. She does manage to get him in the bedroom. They go into a guest bedroom. The mics are on, when they’re in there, and sounds like she is basically raping him. His fault for going in there with her to begin with. Like can we all IMAGINE if this was the other way around right now? Production would have stopped it, and Gary would probably be in jail, his reputation ruined forever.
She demands that he fuck her, and he tells her to get out. Gary seems to have rejected her yet again. Sounds like it was “in.” My God, is this really happening? I feel like I’m reviewing a soft porn flick. Which really doesn’t appeal to me, but here I am.
Sounds like the deal does NOT get sealed. So that was humiliating for Trashley. Again. Putting her cookie out there and Gary just rejecting it. And to reject it when he was drunk even. Usually when you’re drunk, that’s when you throw caution to the wind, and do like whatever, sometimes hooking up with someone you don’t really want to. He literally bolts out of the room, laughing, letting her lie there naked with her legs open. (I’m assuming.) He screams at her to shut the door. Yeah I don’t blame her for that. How humiliating. Camera crew probably having a field day filming with this tramp, and talking about her later.
Gary runs to his room braggin about what just happened. He is really not THAT drunk here, as he pretends to be the next day. Not buyin it ! Who is buying it ? No one.
She tries to tell the viewers in her yap, that she really really did INTEND to only give him a massage. Girl, shut up. Don’t try to play people like that. You’re making yourself look more foolish. And since when does she even try to look like she has any integrity? She says she “doesn’t want to get into the details.” Well, #1 the mics were on stupid, and #2 believe me girl, NO ONE wants any more of those horrific gross details of you raping a dude. YUCK.
Kelsie passes out. She doesn’t fall right on her head like Trashley did though. Gabriela asks Trashley if she and Gary fucked. She says “mmm-hmmmm.” Ummm okay, LIAR. Guess that sounded better in the moment than “no, not exactly. I tried to seduce/ rape him, sucked his dick, then he bolted out of the room and left me lying there naked, humiliated and rejected.”
Next morning she has to address this trashy nightmare and is desperately trying to save face.
Gary calls her into his cabin with Marcos and Colin in there. He is acting like he doesn’t remember anything. Such a crock of shit. Again don’t play with us like this! She also seems to be trying to act like she also ‘doesn’t remember.’ He says in his yap when asked by a producer, if he had sex with her? He maintains he “fell asleep” during this fake “massage.” And then doesn’t remember anything. mmmmkay.
Gary summons Trashley outside to talk with him. He continues to insist he doesn’t remember anything. He’s still going with this “I fell asleep” story. She tells him he didn’t fall asleep, which he knows. Maybe he’s trying to save her embarrassment? Save himself embarrassment for going in there with her in the first place? She says thet staaawwwwwwped (she drags out “stopped” for whatever reason, to make her story believable perhaps?) And I didn’t understand what she said then, and they didn’t caption it at all. She tries to say “they agreed to stop.” Again, a lie. He threw your nasty twat off of him.
Which she knows. And so does he. Then Gary, being Gary, has to lead her on, so this humiliating charade doesn’t stop, by saying, “next time let’s not be that drunk because I want to remember it.” Gag.
Dumb bitch is talking in circles about the whole debacle as to NOT humiliate herself (she’s so painfully unaware that she has been humiliating herself from Day 1.) Maybe she’s not aware the mics were picking up their discussion? We know she ripped off her clothes the second they got in the room, but mics were still lying there. Or maybe she intentionally left it strapped on her? Like she WANTED the whole world to hear her? It just didn’t work out the way she wanted. In previews she announces at the table that he “had his penis in her vagina,” when it looks like she gets jealous of this new chick that he’s giving attention to.
They are on their day off outing. They’re frolicking in the pull with floaties and tequila shots. Trashley falls head first in the water when trying to mount the flamingo. Thought she would be better at mounting things. She starts bragging about giving Gary a massage last night. I think that is this girl’s calling, to be a masseuse in one of those “massage parlors” that aren’t really massage parlors, if ya get my drift. Since she likes to give “ massages” and all. She divulges to the world she sucked him off too, and again the fake memory lapses are hilar. ‘Gary: Did you? The Skank: “I’m pretty sure I did!” She’s “pretty sure ?” YOY. girl just do yourself, and the viewers a favor and STFU !! Forever. Take your Bravo paychecks, get a good shrink, dye your hair blonde, so people maybe won’t recognize you, and disappear into reality TV oblivion forever. In 10 years you’ll get paid 10g to blame your mom, Trump, and the universe for your behavior.
She seems really annoyed. She says in her yap she doesn’t understand how he remembers nothing, and that guys are “usually obsessed with her.” Yes I am sure they are Trashley. We can tell you have a different dude every night that’s “obsessed with you.” (aka using you) Sure that’s the word. Insert huge Rayna eye roll. This girl just doesn’t even take ten minutes off from embarrassing herself.
Gabby tries to cheers with Marcos in the pool, and he dismisses her, instead of just cheersing with her, which throws her into her smarty assery. She seems to want desperately to maker her situation with Marcos better, but for whatever reason, is now imitating Marcos’ accent. That’s not cool. It’s literally not. And I want to like Gabby. Then it just gets worse, and worse, as she continues to shoot herself in the foot. Colin just wants her to SHUT UP. Thought she recognized alcohol as the problem, when she’s socializing, and she wasn’t going to drink excessively.
Random fashion moment: I really like Colin’s trunks. Gabby’s suit is cute too.
Daisy approaches Gary about the previous evening’s sexcapade, (she wants the DEETS!) and Gary again with the ‘not remembering’ anything act. He says she told him that she gave him a BJ, then they ended up “not having sex” because they were too drunk. I guess it’s nice of him to not tell the truth. Daisy looks disgusted.
Colin and Kelsie have to prod Trashley now too. Oh my God. Shut up. She starts with this ‘I don’t recall anything’ lie that doesn’t make her look like a total skank, that threw herself on him, and he rejected her. If everyone would stop talking about it, so I don’t have to recap it, it would be really nice. I throw up in my mouth when I have to think about being rejected by a drunk (or sober) dude. The ultimate humiliation for a girl, considering dudes will fuck a tree with a hole in it, if it’s all that’s available.
Gabby is chugging wine or champagne right from the bottle, which is EXACTLY what she should be doing. These people need to learn the art of “pacing themselves.” I know it’s hard when you’re stressed and/or trying to have fun, but Gabby is just making her situation worse. And did they even eat anything all day? Rookie mistake!
So they’re wasted, slurring and back in the pool. In this beautiful setting, where the weather looks like it’s 85, sunny and fucking perfect. Yes I’m jealous. I can admit I’m jealous. But in a healthy way. They keep doing these flip things into the pool and landing right on their backs. OUCH ! Guess they’re numb and not feeling it.
So there was a floatie flipover situation where Gabby gets kneed in the face accidentally, and Marcos laughs. And here we go. Gabby is WASTED. And let’s just say she’s not a “fun drunk.” She and Marcos make more jabs at each other. Daisy does try to shut her up. Not working. She does leave and goes into a room and crashes. That’s probably good.
Gabby and Marcos have a quick word, and I think it was big of Marcos to say “let’s move on” and they just hug it out. I had high hopes, then wah wah wah.
Marcos could have said “sure, you can sit across from me.” But he doesn’t. Thought we were moving on. Just like when he wouldn’t cheers with her. Now here we go again. They sit down to eat, this food looks amazing. What is Gabby doing? She smooths things over. then continues to act out ! She starts this weird “thank you for coming to my home” thing which had the potential to be funny, but then she just ruins it and self-destructs.
Some fun river dancing moments. Gary and Daisy should have done it together ! (river dance) Trashley said the first thing that makes any fucking sense ! Why didn’t she do that in her talent at the talent show?
Colin and Gary tell Daisy in the van that Gabby is ‘her problem’ because it’s her department and she should address it. Gary tells her to talk to her now. Colin tells her tomorrow is better. Yes tomorrow is better. Gabby continues to drink in the van, and passes out. Again. Hate whatever Daisy is wearing.
Trashley bad mouths Gabby to Colin just cuz. This has nothing to do with her, but she likes to stoke the flames. Gabby’s top is cute.
Gabby again, the next day, confiding in hollow dead eyes alien witch chick. Just fucking stop !! She’s not even human!
So preference meeting- there is going to be a doc on board that HAS to be addressed as Dr… Okay I see trouble on the horizon !! High Fucking Maintenance . Good luck with that, and they’re gonna be down a stew. Maybe, Daisy you should have handled the Gabby/Trashley situation like a real leader? Not someone that wanted to be everyone’s friend? Just sayin.
Gabby asks to talk to Glenn, and resigns.
Well good job Trashley, another one bites the dust, due to your handy work ! Gabriela resigns due to your disgusting witchcraft. It worked! Pat yourself on your childish trashy back !!
Daisy says in her yap that she “feels guilty she wasn’t able to make the situation work.”
I like Daisy, but I do try to be diplomatic with my opinions. If I hate someone, I really don’t hold back you may have noticed. And when I like someone, and they have good points, I also try to say that, and point that out. I do like Daisy but she SHOULD feel guilty. If she would have nipped this shit in the bud on day 1, and shut Trashley the hell down, with her fake complaints, (maybe even had a brief Kate Chastain moment- whose micro-managing, passive aggressive and even Hitler-like management style I’m NOT a fan of) but just like a brief moment of total “I’m in charge you need to drop this shit !!! assertiveness boss bitch, and told her the shit she was saying in her yaps. Like knock off this high school competivness childish bullshit, and deal with the fact that you’re third stew. If ya don’t like it, there’s the ‘door’ — Chik Filet is probably hiring!”
But she didn’t.
Gabby keeps saying there are things she needs to work on, and while that may be true, because there are always things everyone needs to work on, I do feel like she was totally gas lit and played by Trashley, and Daisy, as the supervisor, let it happen. She did. She let Trashley get into her head. And Daisy enabled it. Trashley is such a cold hearted nasty POS, that she walks around talking about how glad she is. I don’t think this bitch is human.
Gabby gets kind of a cold response from the crew when she bids everyone good-bye, in my opinion. She gets hugs but they don’t seem genuine. Maybe Kelsie’s was.
Now we’re adding two new people into this train wreck crew and the evil demon alien manipulator Trashley.
