Here we go guys, behind a few weeks of this one too. I’ve missed doing my recaps!!
Some dissension in the ranks with the stews!
I wasn’t really following that argument between Emma and the stews. It was probably pretty dumb anyway.
Don’t think she is going to be around much longer, so probably not important.
They actually have ‘buckets of chicken’ in Abiza?? Must be for the Americans.
I do have to say, I was hungry for fried chicken after watching that.
I wish Danni would give up on that pussy Keith dude. He literally has NO GAME whatsoever.
Davide almost falls his naked ass onto Glenn climbing into his bunk. That would have been awkward.
And it’s a Housewife Crossover – Tiffany from Dallas. I recall her being kind of annoying. Did she just have one season before the whole franchise got canceled?
I think so. I see her husband still doesn’t know how to speak.
Cloyce spills some tea that he used to be a private chef for who I’m assuming is Braunwyn from OC. He calls her very outspoken.
He talks a little robotic for some reason. He reminds me of Whitney on SLC.
Also he sweats a lot.
One of the guests already we’re seeing in kind of an ass, bitches at Daisy for saying she doesn’t know what the weather forecast is. The other guy kind of looks at him, like really dude? Let’s pick our battles here, these people are serving our food.
Is it her job to monitor the weather? No it is not. She’s a fucking glorified maid. Also common sense would tell you, that if she, nor the guests, haven’t been told there are any weather concerns by Glenn or Gary, I would say it’s safe to assume it’s all fine. That should have been what she said to that jackhole.
She does a good job of deflecting and not making it a thing, by saying it’s her job to check on the tequila not the weather.
Emma again doesn’t seem to understand her sailing yacht tasks. I would say if I were a mediocre deck hand I would probably be a deck hand on a regular yacht, where there is less going on. She does say in her yap she never worked on a Sailing Yacht this large.
In her defense, if this was a task that takes a good amount of upper body strength, it should have been delegated to one of the dudes, not the only girl on the deck crew. I feel like she was kind of set up for failure.
So was it her fault that they put the sails down right away? Why didn’t Gary just take it over if she couldn’t do it. I don’t think she understood she had to physically pull on that cord thing. She seemed to think it just came out.
It’s a little ridiculous when Gary goes to Glenn to ‘tattle’ that Emma is not as experienced as he thought she was. Glenn tells him to guide and teach her. That IS part of his job. People have to get their experience somewhere. Maybe instead of bitching and making her feel shitty, give her guidance?
This photo shoot does seem really Tiffany.
Danni tries to flirt with Captain Lamo Keith at the beach during the guests’ photo shoot, and he refuses to loosen up. It’s a very serious matter being at the beach doing nothing while the guests are having pictures taken.
He tells her it’s ‘not professional’ to canoodle in front of the guests. I guess he doesn’t realize these people pretty absorbed in themselves and their photo shoot, and would probably not even notice if they were having sex right now.
What’s wrong with this kid? What a buzzkill. I don’t blame Danni for being annoyed.
Diana helps with service. She needs to stop being so serious too. Maybe she’d make a better couple with Keith.
She makes an espresso martini for the cranky guest that bitched at Daisy for not knowing the forecast, and makes a half-joke that she only put two coffee beans in it because apparently that’s bad luck, because the three beans represent health, wealth and happiness.
The joke seems to go over her head, and instead of laughing, she gets all in her feelings and tells him he’s getting decaf for the rest of the night. Like what?? She needs to stick to cleaning toilets. She has the personality of a dish rag. Or a toilet brush.
In her yap she complains about his bitching about the 3rd bean that it doesn’t matter, because you don’t eat it anyway, so clearly she wasn’t grasping that it was a superstition type of thing and wasn’t literal.
He requests another which Danni makes, with the three proverbial beans. She delivers it with a smile and gets accolades from the dude, making Diana feel inferior. I guess production got involved and told them to over do the exaggerated cheering over ‘the third bean.’ Even the way they compliment her on their way out seemed pretty over the top and not necessary.
Emma is on night watch and falls asleep, and of course doesn’t get her overnight duties done sufficiently, and is on the shit list yet again.
It was a 24 hour charter. They were mostly drama free except for the coffee bean and weather dude. I have to say he handled Diana’s bitchy comment to him pretty well.
Emma calls her sister to vent about her frustration with her job and being sort of sucky at it. She kind of is. But she feels really down on herself and that’s not cool.
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At crew night out, Emma is immediately uncomfortable as they sit down for dinner. She leaves the table and Daisy follows her and attempts to talk her off the ledge. Gary could ease up and not be such an asshole. At the end of the day, these are entry-level positions and the supervisors are there to give guidance.
She cried about not being very smart, well I’m assuming that’s true if that’s what she’s saying about herself, however it’s not like you need a high level of intelligence to do this.
I mean, Gary does it ??
She ends up leaving the dinner and going back to the boat. Daisy announces to the group that she has exhaustion, when it’s actually stress and feeling down on herself. Daisy don’t know shit.
Danni and Keith have an excruciating conversation about what a stick in the mud he is. The dude has no personality and NO sense of humor whatsoever.
I kind of think Gary is more her speed, so it makes perfect sense when she tries to get his attention, which is of course successful, because it’s Gary.
Is Daisy into Keith, Cloyce or Gary? It’s really hard to tell. She’s acting all ga-ga with all three of them.
They jump into the water together, making out, as Keith is curled up in his bed in the fetal position crying.
Bets on Daisy unraveling with him getting with a girl??
