The dinner continues waiting for Scott’s steak to be cooked correctly.
Daisy advised the others to go ahead and eat, which is always awkward. I don’t think Contessa is even offering him a bite of hers. Good for her.
He apologizes to the guests about the steak mishap. I think he could’ve done a better job of describing his food instead of “seared steak and seared snapper.”
The guests didn’t seem super excited about meeting the chef. They could’ve been nicer.
There’s a dancer coming on board to teach sexy dance moves. Given his recent issues I don’t think Gary’s the one to pick up a little hot dancer chick, but for the possible drama I guess he is.
Glenn doesn’t come down on Cloyce too badly about missing a lobster and overcooking a steak.
They roll some younger day pictures when Glenn had hair, and he had quite the Jew fro going. I feel like I mentioned that last time season. Which was like two years ago.
The crew gets in on the leather and lace sexy dance tutorial.
Not sure why they’re making the guys dress up like girls, but whatever floats your boat. No pun intended
Gary takes the hot dancer chick back to shore and you can kind of tell he’s really trying to play it cool, but he’s a fucking perv and this chick is a young blonde hottie and 100% his type.
So no big surprise what happens next as he’s chats her up.
He wrecks the boat hitting rocks as he makes a turn. Was he paying attention? Yes it seemed he was while talking.
He’s feeling kind of dumb. The news get circulating around the boat thanks to Emma.
He tells Glenn right away instead of waiting until morning, which is probably a good idea. Glenn is a pretty calm guy so he’s not freaking out, but he’s definitely annoyed. When they show the pictures close-up of the damage, it sort of looks bad to me, but apparently it’s cosmetic and can be fixed.
Chef’s breakfast looks amazing.
Guests want to hang the wild party scene beach club. Daisy sends both Danni and Diana, which I thought was strange, she would send both of them.
This looks like basically a giant cesspool of naked people drinking excessively.
Danni picks up a dude shortly after arrival that works at the beach club, also from South Africa. I think Daisy wanted to get rid of the other girls so she can flirt with Cloyce.
They exchange a lot of sexual innuendo bante in the galley.
For some reason, the dudes in the crowd neglected to wear their swim trunks when they knew they were going to this ‘beach club’ which is pretty stupid. Don’t they have their bitches with them to take care of this shit they clearly can’t think of themselves.
One guy even has long pants on and is trying to hang in the pool. How dumb can you be? Contessa asks the girls if they can fetch the guys’ suits from their rooms. Jesus
Honestly, this doesn’t even look like type of place for a bunch of of 40 something married couples to be hanging out in but whatever, they look like they’re having fun. Maybe I’m jealous.
Daisy has to wake Gary to take the them over. She doesn’t seem too sorry about that.
The girls are getting bored standing around watching everybody else drinking and partying and the guests want to stay all day into the evening.
The girls need to get back and Daisy asks Gary to pick them up. He adamantly refuses. So we’re seeing this drama again with these tw
Daisy should know by now that Gary cannot fulfill requests from her. He isn’t fucking doing anything at all. He’s such an entitled asshole.
The guests now want a 90’s party. Gary has had a change of heart after Emma tells him he’s being stupid, and says he’ll pick up the girls now and leave a deckhand to look after the guests. What an ass.
Shortly after the exchange of staff they decide they wanna leave, and then push back dinner half an hour.
Cloyce is freaking because everything is ready for 8:00.
I don’t even know what a 90’s theme would look like. I don’t exactly remember what the hell I was wearing in the 90s, but I don’t recall it being anything super specific. Bodysuits were in as they are now. Chokers, high waisted jeans, which are also back in, so basically you just wear your current clothes and say it’s a 90s theme.
Keith who doesn’t really seem to have a way with the ladies calls Danni a name that apparently means ugly or chubby, and she’s offended and bitching.
Dinner is served and hopefully there’s no sending back drama. Cloyce delivers a description of the meal along with a fun little rap song. He’s also a rapper. Who knew?
Daisy is so impressed and is now really feeling this dude.
Oh, and he does magic
He is kind of a funny guy.
Keith continues to grovel to Danny and apologize for calling her ugly, but I mean honestly when you’re even joking around with a girl you don’t say anything about her weights or her looks. Come on dude – rule number one.
Daisy whines to Emma who is part of the deck crew, that’s a little conflict of interest, about Gary and their strange dynamic because they have a little thing for each other. As we know.
I don’t know why Daisy’s referring to their constant sexual tension tension tiff as ‘protecting herself.’ What does she even mean by that? Guess it’s another one of those buzz phrases. I don’t think it applies here.
Like in normal life, pretty sure she would go to the captain. Gary I’m sure in the real world, is not allowed to adamantly refuse a request from the chief stew to pick up the other girls to come back to the boat to do their work.
So far, but it’s early, not really seeing any weird personality dysfunctions. The girls seem to get along. Previews do tell us we will we’ll see a change in that.
Tip meeting goes well and they walk away with $1435 each. For two days.
I’m sure they’re getting paid by the yacht people, and of course Bravo. Not too shabby.
22-year-old Cloyce is such an old soul and kind of looks & dresses like he’s about 42, or 72 with his old man dress shoes
Margs in a martini glass – I love it. Was actually just thinking about that and wondering like why not?? Just don’t tell Dorit.
Gary and Daisy leave the group for an excruciating typica Gary-Daisy conversation. I feel like these two should just be fuck buddies, to release the tension. Not a relationship of course, because Gary’s not capable of that.
Gary thoroughly enjoys pissing her off.
Well, it escalates because Gary is acting like a dick as usual.
