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Below Deck Med 9/12/22

Kyle and his new ex-guest-flame dude are cracking me up! They’re so gay !!! No hate mail for my saying that! My gay guy friend refers to other guys sometimes as being ‘so gay!’ I don’t mean it in a bad way. But they’re so gay !! In a cute way. Jason is feeling left

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Below Deck Med 8/29/22

Nat and Storm make up after their scuffle over Storm being “”emotional.” Dave and Trash just need to stop talking to each other unless it’s about food and/or the guests. There’s no reason to interact. Dave cries to her and she yammers about how it’s ‘awkward’ and it’s getting tired, boring and stupid. Dave says

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Below Deck Med 8/22/22

Back to Storm’s malfunctioning walkie talkie. (I guess no one says that anymore) Again Sandy says “press your mic and then talk” over the radio. This time he hears her. We know how much she hates to hit the dolphin thingys, and she hit the thingy twice this season. She needs a good bosun. Maybe

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Below Deck 8/15/22

So Bye Bye to Raygan last week. No one in shock over that. Seems like she had no clue of even what to do. Could she not even watch a few past episodes? Opens up with the oh so dramatic cabin swap. Tash irks me so much. At the end of the previous week, she

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Below Deck Med 8/8/22

So first off, they played the scene in the beginning during the “previously on Below Deck…” intro thing, in Natasha and Dave’s cabin where she said “do you want to screw?” If you listen to it, and look at Dave’s expression, that is CLEARLY what she said. But, if you watched WWHL Monday night, Andy

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Below Deck Med 10/11 & 10/18

Just now watching last week’s episode. Missed it because it was still on vaca. I tried to watch it on Fubo but Bravo was not playing for me for whatever the eff reason, besides the universe hates me. again again again cannnot stand Malia. if she mumbles under her breath one more fucking time about

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Below Deck Med Reunion 10/18

Why are the Below Dick reunions so low budget ??? back in the day they used to be at a separate studio like the Housewife reunions, then they moved to just being in the clubhouse, now they’re just zoom reunions. I get it last year (not really but I’ll say I get it Fuck me

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