This useless so-called reprimanding convo continues between Sandy, Bri and Ellie. I think the chief stews should be present when the captain speaks to one or two of the stews. I thought that’s how it used to be done. That way Aesha can interject with what she has been seeing and hearing. No, she conveniently

Laundry Saga continues… Joe’s flirtations with both Laundry Girls continues… Iain again doesn’t see the port guys when docking. Does he just need glasses? They were right there! Gael saw them. Aesha approaches Bri about the infamous laundry list of laundry aka, Burn Book. Bri admits she was having suspicions about Ellie sabotaging her. I

Docking drama continues. They’ve been trying to dock this dang boat for the past week? Come on Sandy Captain Sandy, what are ya doin’?? Everyone on the neighboring humongous yacht is watching. I hate trying to do something when someone is staring at me. Not everyone is like that, I know. It has to be

Still the technical difficulties on the boat. They have to abandon the anchor and have it retrieved. I like how she’s filling in the viewers on the deets. It’s kind of interesting. The anchor and chain are $65,000 worth of equipment. Yikes. But at the end you see it cost them over $40,000 for the

This ‘girl code’ argument continues in the laundry room between these two twelve year-old’s. Let’s face it. Let’s call a spade a spade. Ellie has a huge ego that got shot down. She can’t even see that this obnoxious and repulsive behavior isn’t doing her any favors or helping her ‘win.’ In fact Joe was

Started recapping and was like 15 minutes in and lost everything. Oh well, I have been trying to condense anyway. Long story short, Ellie hides in her cabin claiming she’s playing ‘hard to get’ when Bri announced to her she was most likely going for this Joe guy. Did producers tell her to do that?

Jono gets called to the bridge and Sandy was super gentle with him. She didn’t even address all of the issues, like I don’t know, the three terrible meals he served for breakfast, lunch AND dinner? She just mentions the cold eggs and a strong overbearing spice, which we were never clear on exactly what