Sandy basically has to tell Tash her department really is able to keep the galley and floors clean ‘WHILST’ serving the guests. It’s part of the job description. She has this guilty shitty grin on her face. She looks like the Joker. Sandy is looking at her like she wants to strangle her.
It’s like Dave deciding he doesn’t feel like cooking breakfast, or the deckhands deciding they just can’t find the time to put the toys away.
And we saw the dang footage. They absolutely opted for goofing off and chit chatting with one another, OVER washing dishes, putting shit away, and mopping floors.
Also before she turned in, she literally told Kyle to “not worry about cleaning up.”
Said no chief stew, ever!
So even though he could have, he followed her instructions. Why wouldn’t he? An actual conscientious stew who gives a shit, would have said, “Oh Lord, I can’t leave the galley like this – it’s gross!”
Sandy totally handled her with kid gloves, being careful to make sure she also gave her positive renenforcment, as if she’s a child. She took it way too easy on her. Making sure to compliment her wasn’t necessary, because it’s not as if she’s struggling to do her job because she’s learning, or had difficult guests, It’ s literally because she is texting this psycho all fucking day!! And opting to neglect her duties.
Trash uses excuse of having to spend time with the guests…. What?? Sandy explains to her it’s time management – and she sucks at it !! she has to slobber on her now that “her drinks are incredible…” Yeah no one ever requests a second of those elaborate sugary drinks she makes, so they can’t be that great
And those two stupid bitches better NOT gang up on Nat at dinner, or on their day off, for outing them and going to Sandy. Her complaints were warranted and they fucking know it.
And Dave constantly coddling her after the way she treated him? What is wrong with him. Someone needs to slap him upside the head and knock some sense into him.
So Trash comes out of this meeting with Sandy where she was supposed to get a kick in the ass, but instead she’s grinning ear to ear because Sandy and Dave tiptoe around her, instead of telling her like it is. She sucks at her job because she is neglecting her responsibilities and duties. Period.
Tash and Kyle cuddle and giggle in their cabin while Nat is working. Tash really took that convo with Sandy to heart, right? She still doesn’t give a shit. She acted like she did, but she doesn’t.
Even after that talk with Sandy, Trash is just casually standing around, answering these texts from this control freak maniac as if it’s nothing. You would think she just read a message that said – “Hope you’re having a great day!” the way she just stands there casually eating and tapping her phone reading this verbal abusive fucking shit from him, as if this is fucking normal. She just loves this chaos and abuse, I’m pretty sure.
When I was getting psycho texts from my ex, I was like rolling my eyes and bitching about what a screwball he was, Still is I’m sure, he’s just someone else’s problem now. These are the types of people that shouldn’t even be allowed to have a cell phone. They’re just hand-held torcher devices to these types of people.
“Dinner tonight on the owner and beach club all day tomorrow.” Sandy tells them. Oh great, plenty of time to fight.
Kyle and Trash, with the oh poor me, for opting to not go out, which will also make Nat feel bad. They know what the hell they’re doing.
So if you’re not doing your job properly, and getting your shit done during work hours, because you’d rather goof off and text your psycho pretend weirdo boyfriend, now you have to do it during your time off, how is that anyone else’s fucking fault?
She keeps saying she cares about her job, which I’m not personally buying.
It does appear as if they purposely didn’t get the shit done “in the four hours that they had’ as Nat keeps repeating. She shouldn’t even be giving these two the time of day about this. Jason decides to stay and ‘help’ since the deck crew hates him. The sink is still full of dirty fucking dishes.
They show up to dinner later, and everyone’s voice goes up 50 decibals – “Hiiiiiiiii!!!!” No one missed these losers one single bit, with the exception of Storm. Why did he stay back?? Totally missed that.
While I know Jason has his issues, he really can’t say anything right, even when he’s not being a condescending whiny ass. He is just trying to be silly at dinner with the white wine/herpes comment. His problem is that he’s too fucking dry to joke around. Timing is off, everything is just off. He’s just not naturally funny.
He doesn’t know how to joke around without sounding sarcastic. He sounds like he’s insulting everyone. Then pair that with how he’s constantly challenging all of Storm’s instructions, being a pissy bitch towards Courtney, and not doing what he’s asked, what the hell does he expect??
The others leave, and Courtney and Dave are hanging out, while Mzi is hitting up a married woman.
So maybe my Courtney and Dave dream will come true? Poor Mzi, this chick drops this “I’m married” bomb when he thinks he’s getting lucky for his birthday. And last year on his birthday, Courtney made out with him, and got him all cranked up, and then she’s like “yeah I just wanna be friends.”
This poor kid needs and epic fucking birthday!!
They high tail it outta there after this chick announces she’s married.
Storm gifts Nat an expensive looking watch. She seems annoyed. She complains to Kyle about it.
I don’t totally disagree with what she says in her yap about her negative attitude about relationships. But she can act gracious about the fucking watch! He was so excited to give it to her.
Courtney is nine sheets to the wind, so Mzi ain’t getting to lap dance this year !! Sorry Mzi! He lovingly carries her to bed. He is also shitfaced.
Was actually a drama free night, for the most part.
Off to the ‘day off’ beach excursion.
More abuse from the boyfriend. Guess she’s not allowed to have a day off. “Whilst??” Doesn’t she even have the dignity to feel silly or embarrassed for reconciling with this freak??
I wish this dude had a name so we could ID this weirdo. I just really want to put a face with these crazy ass tyrannical hitler messages he sends her non-stop.
Trash whines in her yap about Sandy reprimanding her, and her boyfriend’s horrible messages.
Girl, you literally reconciled with this asshole. Why she’s not telling him to fuck off by this point I cannot figure out. She really wants to go home to this shit??? Does he not understand she’s working? Does he not understand she get a fucking day off here and there?
Jason orders food and they all seem baffled for some reason. It is a good idea to eat if you’re pounding the cocktails.
Nat complains to Mzi about this watch thing.
Why are there Espresso Martinis in champagne glasses? That’s messed up. What would Dorit say?
Tash whines to Dave about Sandy scolding her. Dave continues to praise her and act like she did nothing wrong. So fucking annoying. Has he NO self respect??
Why is Nat acting like that watch was an engagement ring? She needs to chill. I agree with Kyle.
I would have loved for my boyfriend to buy me a thoughtful gift when we started dating. Whatever, she’s strange. I’m not sure who’s more peculiar, when it comes to dating, or whatever you call it on yachts, her or Trash. She’s worried that gift meant she needed to settle down with him or whatever.
So Storm is annoyed at her annoyance, and walks down to the beach, as they’re getting ready to go to dinner. I guess he’s pouting. It does seem kind of immature. She chases him and starts bitching at him for walking off and not expecting someone to check on him. She keeps saying “it’s moving too fast.”
He’s really not done anything to give her that impression, except give her a gift he intended for someone else.This chick is acting crazy. Everyone wants to go to dinner and they’re down there arguing about absolutely nothing.
Of course he wanted someone to come and baby him. Guys are such babies. He needs to take that watch back, and tell her to fuck off. Give it to his sister as he intended.
Dinner was drama-free ?? What? Everyone just chatted, ate their fucking dinner like normal people. Housewives need to take some lessons here.
The next day, Storm pulls Jason aside and we know it’s not going go well. And it doesn’t. Storm addresses the tension with him and everyone and what to do to resolve it, and Jason just says
“replace me.”
Jason feels like he’s carrying more than his load, and he’s not going to change his personality and whatever, he storms off like a fucking baby.
