Below Deck Med 9/13

Ultimately Delaney is departing the boat. She did tryta stay. She did borderline beg. She needs to

suck it up and leave with her head high. It was a mistake to begin with due to Katie feeling overwhelmed when Lexi decided she

didn’t feel like working anymore. So instead of addressing the real issue, that Sandy is to blame

for also, they brought in an unnecessary fourth stew, who literally just replaced Lexi.

Malia is offering to give Delaney some deck duty of some sort.

She is tasked with Throwing the line thingy, (the string according to Jerry O’Connell ). she’s not able to get it tossed correctly and quickly.

Perhaps she overstated her deckhand experience, like she overstated her stewing experience??

It took her a little, but the line got thrown. She couldn’t tie the rope either.

I think she should stick to ironing actually.

It’s funny they need to change their clothes to stand there for 32 seconds and see the guests off and

collect the cash.

I wonder if it’s normal that the guests give a little speech, at the fat envelope ritual.

Seventeen G’s . Oh and Delaney’s just in time for the “day off” excursion. This bitch should NOT be complaining.

Two large tips, a night out, a FREE all day excursion… all for some ironing.

The rudder may be nicked up or some shit from the line throwing delay.

Malia’s going under to check.

They seem all cranked up about this night out, those usually end badly. And previews look kinda

scary. A lot of falling.

Little love fest with Mathew and Katie at the table. Awww cutie court chiming in. Love this so much. Would rather see this all day long, honestly, rather than Kate the Passive Aggressive Bully Bitch (with a side kick, always, and one she tortured, always) That commentary got me in Twitter

jail, by the way, this week.

David was making a speech, and Satan was interrupting.

Malia is giving Delaney a little advice to not overstate her experience on her resume because it ends up coming back to bite you when it becomes obvious. Delaney is not having it.

Lexi is hungry when they just had dinner ?? maybe she was too busy being miserable and scowling

at everyone trying to have fun, to eat her dinner?

All of the orgy talk with Mathew and Delaney at dinner, must have gotten everyone cranked up, and resulted in the hot tub party looking like a borderline orgy. whatever , more power to them, at least someone is getting some sort of action.

David wants to hook up with Delaney. Like bad. Guess that is where is mind was when he took a dive

OUT

of the hot tub. He seems to be in extreme PAIN. Extreme pain.

Linda Blair is, again in the house !! We missed her didn’t we ?

David is now trying to balance Delaney doing some sort of yoga like moves.

None of this is smart right now. Now Delaney balancing him. And he falls again. What did I say ?

Crew is getting all prettied for the 9am pick up. David’s leg is all bitched up. Oh no they’re just doing

their water toys. Lexi is still in bed. Great. Delaney really ??? please let her be. LET HER BE.

I actually don’t blame her for wanting to stay in bed, even though this does look fun. 9 freaking am when they were partying the night before ? No thank you.

Lloyd is asking Courtney if she likes Mzi. Reminds me of grade school or middle school maybe ?

“Do you like Mzi?” well more importantly, she does NOT “like like” Mzi, and there is a flower

delivery around the corner. She admits she was just being “flirty” because that is the way

she is. I am feeling really sad right now.

This is a great crew in the way they all get along. Except for Regan, who stayed behind, and made the day so much better. Did Mzi just fall too ?? this does not seem like an overly coordinated crowd. I

know they’re drinking , but still.

I could use a glass of Rose’ too.

Waterfalls waterfalls and more waterfalls. Reminds me of another place I went to where there was some falling water, it was, let me think, oh Niagra Falls.

So an argument ensues here with Lexi and Mathew of course. Are we seeing a difference in the dynamic and energy when Lexi is not around? Why is no one MAKING her shut the fuck up? And by MAKING I mean punching

her in the side of the head. I’m not joking. Lexi is fucking evil.

This is getting ridic though, with their insults back and forth.

Agree on the cats being better company.

Oh this is super size tonight.

Delaney Deloney seeing what a freakazoid Lexi is. So they just ate, now they’re going to dinner?

Lexi is snoring in the car, and doesn’t want to come to the table. Why does Delaney INSIST on trying

to get her to participate.

Uh oh the Slimey Gross Lochness Monster has emerged !!!!

the flower delivery came at dinner in front of everyone. Courtney called it awkward in her

confessional thing. Awww poor poor guy. Now he falls again.

did she just say r*tard?

while being filmed.

Why is Lloyd shaking?

Omg who says that kind of stuff to someone? Get rid of this Demon child already !!!

SPOILER ALERT ******** THINK SHE DOES GET THE BOOT.