Let’s not sugar coat it. Worst Below Deck ever.
Too much slo-mo weirdness, an obvious ‘plant’ with a very messed-up damaged, zero self-awareness, zero couth, zero filter stew, and way wayyyy too much inter-mingling.
Most Bravo viewers (I’m sure there are some) don’t enjoy watching what takes place inside a brothel at 8pm on a Monday night.
This should be short because nothing happened, except for the same tired argument between Rainbeau and The Skank.
And the same tired reaction of Fraser not giving a fuck, and not correcting her.
It wasn’t really entertaining because she’s just so SO SO mean to the point of it being uncomfortable to watch, and it was very unrealistic for the chief stew and the Captain to not only tolerate the behavior, but even go out of their way to compliment her and make excuses for her.
Yet another theme dinner. Anthony is fine, despite the fake meltdowns production keeps telling him to have.
The guest that commented that she can’t taste the mushrooms, that could be due to the fact that mushrooms have no taste.
For Frenchie to come up with and execute all of these ‘fire and ice’ dishes is actually unbelievable.
Since when is it okay for the crew to be lying on top of each other in the crew mess during work hours during the day? I guess because it’s two girls it’s okay?
Jess puts off meeting up with Barbara until August (not sure what month we’re in right now as far as filming.)
Sounds like this meet-up never took place. I saw on WWHL or social media Jess hooked up with The Skank again.
I feel like Barbara knows she’s going to blow her off and is prepared for it.
Do you all realize that NO ONE got fired?
Of course there was one that needed to go, but you know the drill. She could’ve drowned someone and they would’ve kept her.
Solene pours herself a glass of wine while finishing the nighttime cleanup on the last night and of course that explodes when Rainbeau notices she’s drinking AND doing her job half-assed, as usual.
She decides to do a shot with the guests.
Then do some sort of ‘lift’ with Damo, that could have gone very left. I don’t think he was quite prepared to support her entire weight with her gangly legs wrapped around his neck. She’s too lanky and giraffe-like to be trying to do something like that. Especially when we’ve seen how graceful she is not.
Damo refers to her as a ‘socialite.’ Don’t think he understands the meaning of that word. She’s the furthest thing from a socialite. I think he meant reality TV fame-whore. Or just whore.
Rainbeau explodes. Solene is drunk and does not care, and laughs in her face.
She rage texts Fraser who is sleeping and even if awake would not care. Fire her ass on the last night? Okay Rainbeau, I get why you’re pissed but that makes no sense.
The last very overly dramatic docking has been completed. Thank God.
Oh yeah Caio got fired. I forgot.
Solene does not need to be asked twice to flash her tits.
Production thinks we need one last dose of Solene making out with Kyle and Damo basically simultaneously, as they both profess their undying infatuation with Maggie The Maggot in their yaps.
Production really doesn’t know we all want to throw up in out mouths at this point when it comes to this chick slobbering all over everyone with her blistery mouth.
She announces at dinner how she hates children. Why is that not surprising? And why is it not surprising she’s okay screaming that to the world?
Interesting way that Kyle justifies hooking up with her yet again.
And how utterly tiring and uninteresting was it to listen to Solene and Rainbeau ‘clearing the air’ yet again?
Solene apologizes but doesn’t mean it. Rainbeau doesn’t even apologize, which is preferable over a fake one.
I feel like we may be seeing Rainbeau as a chief stew in the near future. Bravo loves her because she gets all worked up about her job.
That’s a wrap. No reunions anymore since the ‘Sandy Captain Creepy” season, as I refer to it, when she filled in for Lee, and acted like an absolute tyrannical insane troll the entire time, and Bravo wanted to cover for her.
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