Starting right off with the brutal and unfortunate continuation of the Satan Lexi dissension.
This CRAZY chick is spewing out the most offensive language in Below Deck— or even Bravo history I might go so far as to say…
I hate to say it, but I feel like Katie. should be in the kitchen area dealing with Lexi, acting like this right now, and trying (again) to get her under control , instead of consoling Malia. I feel the need to again point out, in case anyone missed it, that Katie had her under control last week, at the hot tub until Malia had to come up spouting off to Lexi and getting her going again. Malia just could NOT but the fuck out.
And Eff her anyway, I don’t care – let’s rewind to her first charter a few years ago when she was making out with Adam and her bosun boss, a little twerp named Wesley I think, and one of the stews was trying to tell her this was not only a bad look, (sleezy) but will have Adam and Wesley (who shared a cabin) most likely brawling. So she gets ALL UP IN this chick’s grill yelling at her (no I don’t have that great of a memory – I happened to catch that repeat recently) telling her to mind her own business or whatever, so Malia step it back. Was she as offensive as Lexi? No – but she needs to shut up and suck it up buttercup. She is basically still trying to redeem herself from her tattle-tale bullshit of Hannah last year, also not a good look.
Lexi seems to be making a feeble attempt (extremely feeble attempt) at some sort of damage control.
She is refusing to apologize she says in her confessional. All righty then. She makes total light of the situation to Sandy, who I assume, (I’m going to give Bravo the benefit of the doubt) has no idea of what actually went down. That broad must be one heavy sleeper.
No one was really screaming at her except to ask her shut up. She keeps pointing out that they were also “screaming at her.” Yes they were She-Devil, to ask you to shut the fuck up with your all of your insult slinging! WHAT IS WITH THIS HUMAN ? THIS IS A BAD HUMAN.
“They” say your true personality comes out when you’re extremely drunk. Like some people get really sentimental and cry and tell everyone they love them, some people get loud and dance on tables (I don’t know anyone like that ) and then there are people that act like this. So folks this is her TRUE PERSONALITY. AND I SAY IT AGAIN. SHE IS AN AWFUL HUMAN.
Dude she’s engaged to, surely you can do better. Unless he’s an awful human too, and doesn’t care.
And I don’t even know if it’s the dad thing to be honest. I mean she was uttering racial slurs and telling every one they were less than her, making fun of their jobs, or whatever jibberish she was yammering about, and putting her fake boobs in Lloyd’s face, and calling him a pussy. . .
Moving on to Chef Mathew Drama, Mathew is baaa—ack, and it seems that Sandy has replaced him already. At least Mathew is apologetic. Then again Mathew, while he does have his whole separate set of issues, is not an AWFUL HUMAN.
Hey David so it’s not too difficult to get into Malia’s pants – lol . If she ends up banging up David, I don’t know…
To say that Sandy truly has her has full with these two is a complete understatement. – Does she feel like a kindergarten teacher at this point?
They’re all like “Matt, don’t worry, you’re so fine – forget about it” Matt now comes off as the most sane person on the planet after dealing with Regan McNeil, I mean Lexi, all night.
Mathew looks like Mother Theresa next to Lexi
at this point.
Oh see, I told you guys, so they flash back to the scene of Malia bragging that “you and Adam both kissed me tonight” while half-naked, to demonstrate she has no place judging anyone.
I REST MY CASE ABOUT THIS LITTLE H O.
But, but but but – she did seem genuine in the soothing-Lexi-about-her-dad conversation.
See I can be objective too. She does have her moments that make me KIND OF like her. That was one of them. And she is being a good leader as Bosun, BUT we have to remember she is doing damage control from last season. And she has these dudes eating out of her hand, so that makes it easier.
Lexi spewing off some more ridiculousness – she’s not sorry – wtf she loves men ???
she was worse to the dudes than the girls ????
I don’t even know what to say – I am really struggling for words — this chick is truly a horrific human.
I read that she is blaming “editing” for making her look bad. O k ???
Let me just put things into perspective here in reference to Sandy sort of taking this more lightly than she should. Hannah was fired (thanks to snitch fucking dick Malia) for having some scripts she didn’t ‘DECLARE’ , but his horrific racist sinister human who insulted every one, THE MOST inappropriate ways, the previous night, gets barely a slap on the wrist.
And why was she invited by Sandy to join the conversation when Katie was trying to explain to Sandy just how awful it was?
Ok, call your mommy, stupid. This bitch is most likely an only child. Her mom seems used to dealing with these phone calls. This chick needs some tough damned love.
She needs to go. Please, “quit the boat” . I know she is creating conflict and drama, which isn’t necessarily making for bad TV, but Sandy is just not being a good leader right now in this particular situation. Sandy sadly keeps sucking up to her. I think they are all being way too nice to her.
And this black-out drunk thing is NO EXCUSE. I don’t even think that she was blacked out.
These cabins are really ‘close quarters’ to be with someone that you cannot stand. I feel bad for Katie, but she is stepping up since Courtney and Malia don’t feel uncomfortable rooming with Satan.
Sandy has a conversation with Katie, that she really needs to lead and deal with this individual and not worry about the rest of the boat. I guess she sort of apologized during the meeting, but it was the worst apology ever.
Captain Sandy YOU are not leading. Who walks around calling themselves Satan ?? WHO DOES THAT ????? This is really someone you want as part of your crew????
Katie is really struggling with this bat shit crazy sorry excuse for a human. Why did she hug her? She is going to turn to stone for hugging Medusa. She seems to be totally getting off the hook for making racial comments and being sexually offensive.
(calling Mzi and “Afrikan” yes I know she is black but still, and putting her titties in Lloyd’s face. Seriously whatta fuck)
Moving on to guest drama,
Why do these guests have to be so stupid sometimes ??
What’s with masks while carrying in luggage but not wearing them on the whole charter? (random)
Who are these people again ? I missed the deets at the meeting about the guests.
Courtney just went on a whole thing, about Lexi, I assume, but I didn’t understand a damned word except “pretty shitty” at the end.
This guest is so losing me in the galley with Mathew, on the squid conversation. “Don’t call in squid, call it calamari but not really, whatever, surprise me. I’m trying to sound important right now, I don’t care that I sound like an idiot” I gotta listen to this again. Ok, so Mathew just said it made no sense. Maybe I won’t put myself through replaying it.
Sounds to me like she knows she’s on TV, and was just trying to sound like a relevant person for two seconds.
My take away on these charter guests in general, I think these guests are certainly not celebrities, and not nearly as wealthy as celebrities, but just wealthy enough to afford these yacht charters, and tend to take a little “power”, for lack of a better word, and abuse it to the point where they don’t realize they’re coming off as assholes. They think they’re looking like some big enchilada, but they’re just making fools out of themselves.
Ok, off my soapbox (for now. )
Commercial Break – WTF DURAN DURAN IS ON ANDY ????
Is Lexi really saying this right now that she grew up religious and you have to be nice to someone that wronged you ?
Project much ?????
This bitch is just ridiculous. They’re all going completely out of their way to be nice to her and give her concessions, but like how unappreciative can ONE ACTUALLY BE??
Dinner time – head charter guest Primary or whatever they call them, is DEMANDING that they bring out her food AT ONCE!!!! I want my food and I want it now!!! (see what I mean by above ?) —- bitch it’s being cooked ?? relax – have a cracker. not looking like you’re starving to me. ( Not Sorry , she’s being an ass) And the other guest is acting like a four year old also.
I wonder why they do they not do appetizers for dinner to shut these people up ? They are eating dinner at 9pm so I get they probably are hungry…. BUT DON’T BE A DICK ABOUT IT!!. ACT LIKE AN ADULT FOR CHRISSAKES.
Looking like food drama will be “spilling” into next week. Big Hungry Primary Lady not liking Mathew’s cakes either. Should be a good one.
Guys , I gotta watch Duran Duran !!
What did you all think of this episode ?
