So this one is a doozie!
Finally some guest drama.
But rest assured, still plenty of Solene sucking on everyone’s tongue and slobbering all over everyone like a fucking animal.
Jess accuses Barbara of being awkward after they have their interaction.
Kyle tells Solene he’s done dealing with her. She looks like no one’s ever told her that before. She knows not what to say or do. I hope he sticks with it, but probably not.
Anthony feels like thing are resolved with Fraser after his hissy fit and then kissed all over him (after all of that tough guy talk.)
Solene claims in her yap that she has a big heart. Okay, same girl that said a few days prior “sometimes I realize I don’t care about anything.”
But now she seems to have grown this gigantic heart? Like the Grinch?
Now she wants to act vulnerable and sweet since Kyle told her to fuck off and Jess is smooching on Barbara.
If these two were smart they would actually continue to ignore her.
Damo moves in on the boat tramp. These people should be very worried about catching something honestly. He brags he’s in a selfish period in his life.
They head back to the villa.
Is Solene drunk or is this desperate behavior since Kyle and Jess seem to have
lost interest. Or are pretending to.
She moves in on Jess. This woman is almost predator-like? Right? Am I crazy?
Then an evil laugh. She scares me. She had to have suffered some sort of trauma to behave like this.
She licks Jess’s face leaving some sort of white shit all over it. The licking of her entire face. Just euuww.
Jess admits in her yap she’s appearing kind of all over the place and she’s okay with it.
Damo makes sure Kyle isn’t pissed at him.
He says no but definitely is.
Barbara ignores Jess as they set the table. You would think Jess would have something to say. She confesses in her yap that her feelings are hurt.
I’m assuming they don’t have to clean up after themselves in the villa that they need to leave asap for the noon charter. That’s sort of cruel and unusual punishment.
We have returning guests and as they flash on some scenes.
It is a really good idea having the whole crew included in the preference meetings. Why didn’t anyone think of this sooner?
Barbara summons Jess to speak. Jess should have approached her first but I’m assuming she didn’t want to deal with it.
Well she said she didn’t want to deal with it. She’s ‘exploring’ and doing what she wants.
What’s fucked up about this is that Jess was the one that pursued her in the first place.
Jess apologizes.
Now she changes her tune in her yap acknowledging it’s not a cool thing to do, to toy with people’s emotions. Duh Jess.
This new bosun guy Hugo seems to be staying out of the drama. Honestly the only options for him are Solene and Rainbeau, and he seems like someone that would stay far far away from the former.
These guests just scream trailer park (not unlike the crew.)
I can’t swear that I remember these guests. It looked kind of familiar in the scene they flashed with two of them hanging all over Lee.
Kind of surprised Barbara knows of The Addams Family, but she’s certainly not wrong!
What lingerie company do they own I wonder? I assume something trashy and/or cheap sold in Walmart.
I’m sure Kerry loves when a guest tries to chat and ask stupid questions when he’s docking or undocking.
Like dude, Read THE ROOM.
Kerry has to politely tell him to get lost.
I’ve never seen the crew having to locate and gather the guests before, as they were trying to leave the dock to ensure they stay in the right section of the boat. I never even knew that was a thing.
Is Kerry trying to be Captain Lee with this comment??
Kelly, the future troublemaker is already lit.
I love Anthony. What’s cooler than being French Italian? Nothing. Nothing is cooler.
He serves ‘poor people’ chicken for lunch. No one complains. Actually they give it accolades.
This Kelly chick should not be allowed even near the water.
I don’t know why the captain needs consulted with when the drunk chick requests more drinks. Tell her no Fraser. It’s the same as being in a bar and having to cut off the loud drunk person.
And here we are, trying to reason with someone blacked out.
She jumps in the water as they’re telling her she needs a life jacket before entering the ocean. She brags about living in Hawaii and her stellar swimming skills.
Kerry is pissed and not taking this shit and tells her he’s calling the ocean cops and having her removed.
Hope that was a good swim. Teeny tiny Jess trying to help control this large broad is funny. You can see in her eyes she’s blacked out.
The rest of the group is enjoying their pineapple and have no clue what is going on.
She calls the crew assholes and ‘democrats.’ I mean 99% of them aren’t American, but okay.
Now she has affiliation with the FBI. I think she’s confusing the FBI with t he MOB.
Her group makes excuses for her as they insist this happens ‘all the time.’ No, not to this extent.
They literally have her in a cabin and since they don’t lock from the outside, have the crew holding the knob.
Did they take this a little too far for the theatrics? Maybe. Did we need the cops involved in one drunk lady that jumped in the water? In daylight surrounded by crew? No not really.
She hates everybody.
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