I love how Kerry says ‘here.’ It’s more like “heeeeehhhhhh.”
Kerry tries to get Lawrence to stay who is still having a tantrum from last week.
He’s out. Too much pressure. Or whatever. It all seems a little fishy, just like the ‘forgotten’ luggage.
I’ve been thinking this for a while now, not sure if I said anything or not. I think The St. David table is so ugly with that big stupid medallion or whatever on it. It’s horrible. Get rid of it! So 70’s. Just like the decor of the whole boat actually.
Why do these guests leave the bathrooms so disgusting? Do they realize the same people cleaning up after them are also serving their food?
Do the stews wash their hands or wear gloves? They don’t know. For that reason alone I would be sure to clean up after myself in my cabin and bathroom.
Not to mention, it’s just embarrassing. They’re interacting with these people all day. it’s not like a hotel where you don’t see housekeeping except to pass them by in the hallway. Do you seriously want to be known as the disgusting slob that left your shit everywhere, literally?
Frasier and Kerry decide it’s a good idea to bring back Chef Anthony from last season, which I’m not opposed to. I see why they want him back. He’ll bring some drama with him.
I don’t remember all the details, but I think he got unjustly fired.
He was a little ADD, as a lot of creative people are, and then I think he starting screwing up some orders. There was the sushi issue that actually wasn’t his fault. Remember that primary lady with a bunch of kids that hadn’t been out of her house in ten years, and didn’t know how to speak with adults, with Jill Zarin who was trying to railroad everything.
Then he was not good at the guests with the southern cooking request. He’s French and Italian, so he sucked at greasy American slop. Oh my God, fire him.
Fraser claims his confidence “is now through the roof.”
I don’t think this Bosun is going to be around long either. He’s already struggling to manage everyone, and do his job. That chick’s probably going to take over.
That’s pretty obvious.
I don’t feel like the jet skiing and water toys in the ocean are particularly safe for these little kids. The whole experience is just not a kid-friendly environment. There’s a storm coming, the waves are choppy, and these small children are on the back of jet-skis.
Bosun gets reprimanded by Kerry. I’m sure there’s going to be more of that.
Kerry calls Anthony, and he accepts the invitation to become the new St. David chef.
Meanwhile Lawrence serves the coolest bougiest most creative lunch I’ve even seen served on any Below Deck, ever.
So we’re getting some insight on why Anthony was brought back. There’s BEEF with him and Fraser since he knows Fraser was complaining to the captain last season and encouraged Kerry to fire him.
But Fraser also recommended for him to return. Hmmmm, do we smell an overproduced rat??
I miss the old Bravo days.
So…dinner is a Bollywood theme since are guests are of Indian descent. They love it.
It seems like Lawrence is getting used to the cameras. At least he’s not having a hissy fit and yelling at them.
Solene and Barbara argue about cleaning cabins. How hard can this be? Why is it so dramatic?
The primary deems Lawrence’s Indian meal “even better than his mom’s.” Assuming she’s a great cook, I don’t know how you can get a better compliment than that. He’s still leaving.
As if the docking isn’t overly dramatic enough anyway, now it’s extra because there’s an issue with this particular dock being very narrow.
The guests feel the need to race out to witness the docking so they can oooh and awww the entire time. Is that normal I wonder? Probably not. That seems like Bravo orders. They need to earn their discount.
I thought the black light was going to be more of a thing, honestly. The only issue they came up was some shit on the light switches. I would say that’s pretty impressive. Nothing on the bed? At all??
Anyway back to docking. Kerry looks very serious like he’s never done this before.
And of course it’s breezy. That’s weird, at the ocean. So a little wind will blow this 60 meter, 1000 ton yacht? Okay.
Kerry’s bitches at Caio. Apparently the wind is his fault.
Fraser meets with Solene who seemingly has a good attitude and wants to do well. That does not seem to be the case in previews.
Not a D piercing.
They head out. Avid Bible reader, Lawrence predicts ‘the rapture’ is coming very soon. So that means I guess they better act as goofy as possible tonight.gh
Solene and Kyle head to the lobster tank to choose their victim.
That’s the biggest fucking lobster I’ve ever seem. Poor Vanessa. It’s safe to say she’s getting the most expensive dinner. I hope they’re not splitting.
Solene keeps calling the lobster her and Kyle’s ‘baby.’ He keeps ignoring it. That would hurt coming out.
Fraser claims he has a boyfriend.
Kyle and Solene seem to be hitting it off at dinner as she proceeds to eat their baby.
I don’t know what Caio’s deal is. I guess he has no game. He’s standing around with Lawrence and claiming he’s “too tired for this shit.”
The only ones up for the hot tub are Solene, Kyle and Damo. That’s not awkward.
So this was weird. Kyle ‘dips out’ as they say, picked that up on VPR, as Kyle and Damo discuss Rainbeau and how Kyle is ‘allowing’ Damo to get with Solene because he may or may not be into Rainbeau.
Is this really what’s happening?
Well it doesn’t happen for Damo. He tries to kiss her leg and apparently has no game either. No wonder Kyle’s getting all the chicks.
Anthony arrives!
Kerry thinks it’s a good idea for Lawrence to stay to get him acclimated before he leaves. Two moody temperamental creatives in the kitchen? What could go wrong? Well it is only for a day.
Anthony vows to confront Fraser about his betrayal, as he puts it. Barbie even gets a shout-out for being the one to let him know Fraser may have gotten him canned. Of course he would have seen it on the show, but still. Let’s give ‘credit’ where credit is due.
