Mads thinks it’s so hilar that she hurt Gary’s feelings. We all do. But as I pointed out before, then stop hooking up with him every night! She’s completely negating all of her pissy (but justified) comments, made to knock him down a few pegs, when she does that.
The guys are only on the fifth course. I don’t get this ten course thing. I see that the portions are small, of course, but I would be full probably by the 4th or 5th. Then again, these are all dudes.
Whatever, it kind of gives me vibes of being greedy, and taking advantage of your already pretty sweet situation, of having a chef at your disposal. Overall this group seems pretty chill though.
“Make us that money girl” Chase jokingly says. Which is kind of NOT a joke.
12:15 am – and ten course dinner is still going. And she needs to be up bright and early for breakfast.
It’s obvi Mads loves this bait and switch thing that she does with Gary. She brags/complains, hard to tell, how he won’t even look at her. These two players deserve each other.
So ready for the finale and this shit to be over. It’s not airing this upcoming Monday July 3rd. The finale is to be on July 10th, FYI. And it’s another two parter.
Ten courses came out seamlessly, one after another, and they raved about each and every one. Talking to you COLIN!! Cracking jokes all the while, no tears, no bitching, no biting any stews’ heads off, no drama, no storming off to her cabin.
I’m wondering, is she even human?? Don’t mean to keep picking on Colin for his douchey comments, but I am. They seem to have stopped, wonder why. Asshole. I think he had a little crush on her. So naturally he started tearing her down. Colin doesn’t strike me as that type, but who knows. He is a dude. They can’t help themselves.
He compliments her and tells her she should be proud of herself. Yeah no shit. This wold have been a good time for an apology, fucker.
Chase isn’t too excited about the pink Speedos, but Gary seems to be. Chase brags that the garment is too small for his manhood. Maybe Ileisha does want to ditch the boyfriend back home?
They actually seem more coral than pink, or is it my screen? Chase has got himself quite the farmer’s tan. And he wasn’t lying, I know THAT’S not my screen. So why were none of the girls going for him again?? I mean, the writing is on the wall here.
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Mads is mad Gary is still ignoring her, and asks him if she’s still mad at him. I know she’s young, but these seem like such REALLY childish games. Childish as in twelve year olds, not twenty and thirty somethings.
And I like Mads, she’s such a cutie, and a good worker, but it’s just getting kind old by now. It’s clear she wants his attention, so like stop acting like you don’t, ya know? Am I right? I’m right.
Just admit it, and stop the contradictory behavior. At least Trashley was consistent, and somewhat entertaining as she forced herself on him night after night.
Alex in his yap, comments on the dysfunctionality of it all, and thinks that Mads deserves better (the behavior she’s displaying is kind of the equivalent of Gary, so not sure I agree.) Producer asks if he thinks he’s better than Gary, and with no hesitation, he says saying “yes, I am better than Gary.”
Most likely true, but it is a pretty low bar setting.
These guests aren’t really what I expected, judging by their preference sheet comments, and the length.
Mads and Alex chat, as they can overhear Gary doing his harassment of Lucy, because he knows she’ll report to her. Also so freaking immature.
Alex points out what I’ve been saying. He tells Mads to stop bitching because she continues the pattern, every single opportunity she has.
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Daisy again allows Gary to manhandle her. Kiss her on the mouth, and hug on her. Whatever.
Colin walks by, and sees this, but says nothing. Like what the fuck dude? Speak up. Man up. Something up. Not only did you get your ass handed to you by Lucy, now you’re afraid to confront Gary about hitting on your girl.
Why does Daisy want either of these dudes. They’re a couple of fucking pussies. I know, they’re like the only ones around. Guess that makes it easy to set your standards pretty fucking low.
Colin in his engineering area, or whatever it is, not sure what to call it, is sulking about what he just witnessed and heard, but that’s all he does is pout and sulk, instead of addressing it.
Colin calls Gary out in his yap, where he always seems to be able to be the big tough assertive guy.
Can I again address how huge Daisy’s smile is when Gary does this shit? She does not seem this elated when she’s canoodling with Colin, just sayin’. She really needs to be honest with herself and break this little fling off with Colin, and call Gary’s bluff. Then see how fast she gets ghosted.
“When you’re with me, time slows down, see how romantic I am?” he says to Daisy.
No dude. To me, time goes fast when you’re with someone that you really are into.
Time slows down?? At least these two seem like intellectual equals. Colin gives Gary the hairy eye ball, but says not one word. Gary looks guilty and stupid.
After that is over with, next stop is Mads, and telling her they should move in together, and live happily ever after, as she pretends to be disgusted.
I really don’t know what it is about this dude. I just don’t.
Chase keeps being flirty with Ileisha. She doesn’t seem to mind. Has she seen him in that Speedo?
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Okay, on to more interesting content – The Rainbow/Pride Party. Daisy seems to be working on redeeming herself, and proving she can do her job.
She produces rainbow colored cocktails! (after figuring out how many colors are in a rainbow – wow)
The guys seem impressed with the décor, the staff’s festive rainbow attire, the entertainment, and of course, are pleased with the food. (duh)
Did Colin apologize to Ileisha yet?? I’ll keep asking this until I see that it happens. Maybe the Reunion. My opinion of Colin is very NOT high at this point. I’m seeing some concerns in the cool, easy going, stays-out-of-the-drama-guitar-playing Colin this season.
Maybe he should have stayed the mysterious and illustrious dude that he came off as in last two seasons. I liked that better than his true personality.
Daisy plays dumb, which is not a stretch, with Colin, as to why he might be annoyed when he witnessed Gary hanging all over her.
He suggests she tell him to back off. Yeah, ya think??? Problem with that, silly Colin, is that he might stop if she does that, and she does not want it to stop. Get a clue.
She justifies with this: “He can clearly see that we’re hooking up.” Okay so that sounds gross. That could have been worded a different way. But she’s a little challenged, I know. And that’s not the point. Colin is clearly in the right here. Although he does need to man up, and confront Gary himself. Clearly this guy is no friend to him.
Gary keeps whining that Mads only wants him when she’s drunk. Okay well you only want Daisy when she’s banging Colin.
Gary and Mads make awkward “how are you? Good, you?” small talk. He walks away. She’s so pissed that he keeps giving her the silent treatment. This girl. I know I sound like a Housewife, but she needs to ‘be honest.’ If you’re into the dude say you’re into him!!
The boys depart, and have to say, they certainly did not live up to their high maintenance preference sheet.
Daisy is happy to accept her accolades for the party planning. Yay, Daisy. Ya got your head out of your asshole, and did your job. Even while making out with Gary and Colin simultaneously. Multi-tasking.
These guys left a 30g tip!
They’re bumming because they don’t have their night off, but a chef is coming on board to provide dinner since they can’t go out on their typical drunken soiree.
And the next charter is the last one!!
And, of course, it’s a dude-throuple situation. Daisy should lose the shock, because you know.
Glenn pretends he doesn’t know what a throuple is. Gary calls the third dude ‘a garnish’ and Daisy asks “are you going to be a garnish for me and Colin?”
Daisy you’re so funny – could you enable Gary like, any more? Is it possible?? Poor Colin. Surely this is all over by now. Seems to be from what I’m seeing. Not surprising. Can’t imagine his opinion of her is very high after seeing all of her crude commentary, and gross interaction with Gary behind his back.
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And in the same tired old news – Gary now love bombs Daisy and pretends like he came on the boat, hoping for the two of them to connect. Then at dinner, he drills Mads about Alex, and then propositions her for bed.
So apologies, but I do have to recap this, because you know it happened, unfortunately. Mads mentions that she has her period to Chase, who I guess notices that she’s bloated??
Gary tells Daisy he’ll stop flirting with her, and she says “don’t say that.”
What?? Bitch, you literally told him to stop. But I know, it was like an “Oh Stop!!” Kind of stop.
Mads crawls in bed with Gary. I guess it’s better that she finishes the job with Gary, because it would be kind of skanky to start hooking up with Alex now.
She sort of hints to Gary that she’s you know, cycling, but he doesn’t seem to get it, and proceeds to you know, do things you wouldn’t normally do during this time, if you’re a girl.
Chase comments on the smell in the room. Oh my God, I hate my life right now.
Ileisha is the only one up in the am, and Glenn has to wake up the rest of the crew. The boat’s a mess because they couldn’t act like normal actual adults, and have dinner, and a few drinks, and go to bed.
So now the buzz is Mads being ‘on her period’ and the placement of Gary’s head when Chase came into the room. This disturbing news gets broken to Gary, and he’s on an unhappy rampage, and scolds her in front of Lucy (and us.)
Like how did he not know??
Never mind,
Sorry. I didn’t like this any more than you did. Gross.
