Frenchy was very close with his father and the one-year anniversary of his death is the following day. He promised him that he would open a restaurant in Miami.
Thought that was interesting. Why Miami and not somewhere in France? I think he’s too great of a chef for the United States.
The guests discuss Tina who went to bed in a huff the previous night, when the whole table of bitches attacked her for digging into her dessert before they were all served.
Yet no one said dick to Eileen when she called Jared a loser for no reason whatsoever. Interesting crowd. Little bit of fucked up priorities.
Speaking of Eileen, who bashed her noggin on the wall of the hot tub last night, and could barely walk or barely talk, doesn’t even appear hungover or in pain, and is starting her morning off with a champagne. Can’t make this shit up.
Beach picnic and volleyball game is on the agenda.
Fraser presents breakfast to Plastic Cup Tina who can’t crack a smile if her life depended on it.
She’s probably still pissed about the night before so I guess I can’t blame her. What’s funny is that this couple is ‘the primary’ aka, the ones picking up the tab, so it’s strange how these bitches would have the audacity to to do that, and her husband didn’t even defend her.
Eileen is literally already drunk sitting at the breakfast table. It’s not even a facetious statement to say that this woman is a legit alcoholic.
Barbie makes sure she loudly announces that it was 3:45 until she called it a night, as soon as Kerry enters the convo,
He ends up inviting Cat to long board with him since she says she misses doing it.
I guess since Fraser told him that she’s down in the dumps and feeling insecure or whatever, this is the reason for the invite.
I think his intentions were good, but bad timing. That could have been done when they were not in the middle of a charter.
Barbie tries to be a good sport, but it leaves her kind of on her own to get all of the day’s tasks done. She’s being the bigger Barbie, and not complaining.
Eileen really thinks she’s going to play volleyball when she can’t even speak. She wants to talk ‘strategy. ’ Maybe start off with not being shit faced???
Kerry’s running around the boat asking all of the crew about her mishap the previous night. I think he can drop it at this point and move on. She seems fine. I think she’s used to falling and bashing her head. Who cares.
But I agree going forward, very weak cocktails seems like a smart idea. Or maybe her husband and ‘friends’ could intervene.
Whatever, the alcoholic guests always make for some good drama, however there is some actual reality to this show, and it is a safety issue.
That clip of her nose-diving into the side of the hot tub never gets old. Let’s review.
Remember that chick that jumped off the boat at night a few years back? I think Captain Lee made her leave, right? That was classic.
The City folks verses Country folks ‘friendly’ game of Vball gets started, with Ben Jared and Fraser also participating.
Remember Sandy on last season’s Below Deck, when she stepped in for Lee, (which I know I bring up a lot, sorry not sorry, I just can’t to this day, wrap my head around her creepy and tyrannical behavior) organized that game with deck crew against the stews? SO basically it was guys vs girls, which isn’t exactly even, especially when a few of them were very athletic on the deck crew side.
And then the dumb bitch refers to it as ‘team building’ In what fucking world is it ‘team building’ by putting two departments against each other? Like what the fuck woman??
It seemed like more of a mind game then a volleyball game. Even though she had spent her entire time on board already pinning the departments against each other, so there was already a shit load of animosity built.
Then the hag puts the icing on the cake, and freaks out on Fraser for not telling her that he had some sort of foot injury and didn’t want to participate. She had the interior so beaten down, that no one had any interest in her stupid head game.
That woman is not right. I was glad to see at least she toned it down A LOT on Below Deck Med. I’m sure that wasn’t just a fluke, and she recognized her fucktardish behavior.
But if she recognized the abuse, why no acknowledgment nor apology, like ever? Calling Fraser a ‘cancer?’ When his dad HAD cancer? And Fraser is the furthest thing from what you would refer to as ‘a cancer.’ That’s what you call a toxic and abusive person. Was there some projection going on??
So imagine behaving in a repulsive way, and never having to take ownership nor accountability?? And you sit there and rationalize in your demented pathetic little fucked up pea brain that you did nothing wrong, and it’s everyone else.
It’s always everyone else.
Right?? Just keep doin’ what you’re doin’ Keep traipsing over there with your little grocery bag. It’s been working great for the past 2 ½ years…
The game is getting underway and Eileen actually refuses a cocktail. I know.
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Cat and Kerry head out for Cat’s little field trip in hopes to lift her spirits a little. Something tells me it will not help, but maybe.
Honestly after this, I don’t want to hear a damned fucking negative word out of her mouth, about any type of unfairness, or whatever the hell she gets all cranked up about constantly.
Jared is still experiencing the technical difficulties in trying to have his weekly call with his daughter and can’t come up with one single idea to resolve it.
Eileen continues to embarrass herself. Frenchy tries to give her a hand out of the tender, and she actually tries to jump up on him for him to cradle her out.
Does she look in the mirror? Frenchy is not a big guy, and she looks like she outweighs him by fifty pounds. Jesus woman.
Jared continues to flirt with Barbie and she continues to be polite.
I don’t get what was with the snarky comment she makes to Fraser about having a chief stew telling her what flatware to use. I mean, she asked, and he answered. Maybe she didn’t mean for it to come out like that?
He shouldn’t be bitching to cheffy about it. If he has a problem talk to Barbie.
Why do the chief stews suddenly think that they have the authority to fire someone? He keeps threatening this. Tumi also did that on Below Deck Med in the recent season.
Wait, what? Xandi sort of mentions in passing that her marriage ended because her dad and his mom had an affair. Wow, that’s weird, and ballsy. And weird.
Eileen’s trashed AF and wants an “update on the Tito’s.” Bitch there’s none left because ya drank it all!!
This messy fucking lush continues to offend the crew, as Barbie talks about some odd jobs she’s had, including selling hair straighteners at the mall.
As the others are joking around about her previous sales positions, (since they’re realtors) Eileen tells her she was “hitting rock bottom” by selling straighteners. She smirks after she says it.
Is this broad FOR REAL?? Does this woman understand these were not fucking career moves, but probably just jobs in college or right after?
Again no one scolds her or tries to shush her. But dammit don’t you dare touch your dessert until the proper moment. I’m sorry I keep bringing that up, but Jesus Christ, I can’t help it.
People act as their true selves when they’re drunk, you’re just more expressive about it, let’s say. So long story short, this woman is an evil fucking twat.
Since Eileen made her feel like a piece of shit, Barbie announces that she also worked on Wall Street. They all look at her like she’s nuts and are ready for the peasant to stop talking to them.
They go to bed right after dinner without any drunken drama. I was kind of hoping she would bash her head again. Sorry if that’s crude. I don’t care. What kind of shit person has to cut people down to make themselves feel better?
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I love the idea of the Girls’ Night for the crew! Leave it to ‘Barbie’ to come up with that one! Makes perfect sense! Who needs stupid Ken and his stupid friends?
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Jared screws up another docking after he’s been doing great. I guess it’s this phone call thing that’s freaking him out and not allowing him to focus? Or he’s just a dumb ass. I’ve been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
He’s going to be leaving. Kerry calls him up to tell him he sucks, and he doesn’t seem to be taking it too seriously.
There’s supposed to be a high turnover with this crew. I say Jared and Cat are going.
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These losers leave. Get the fuck off –Go to Iowa and stay there forever. Bunch of fucking dirt bags. At LEAST they tipped well.
Jared’s been chugging the Corona’s and off we go on their separate ways for their respective girls and boys’ nights.
Fucking Ben, real men DO NOT drink Pina Colada’s. How does he have the nerve to order this drink? And how is nobody calling him a pussy?
Let’s just say if I was a guy, I wouldn’t drink a Pina Colada in public.
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We learn our Miss Perfect Brunette Barbie IS married, separated for a while, but still married. They just don’t feel like dealing with the paperwork. That pesky paperwork. LOL. Must be the issue with my ex’s girlfriend. Paperwork. Yeah, that’s it.
Fraser, who I think might have a little crush on Frenchy, and I don’t blame him, wants to have everyone help him out more in the galley, and presents this to the guys.
For some reason this provokes Jared, who’s pretty drunk, even though the captain told him he needs to stop getting shitfaced, and he flies off the handle about how he already helps him.
Barbie starts to get flirty with Kyle, and so much for Cat’s special therapeutic long boarding break today, because she’s still fucking pissing and moaning. This crew is being nothing but nice to her. If anything, she’s getting special treatment.
If she’s not ‘vibing’ with anyone, it’s because she’s not trying to make any connections and complains, all the while not being that great at her job. This is work, not a vacation.
Okay, well long story short, back at the boat, Kyle is rolling ciggy’s and gets loose tobacco all over the deck, and Jared takes it to the nth fucking degree. He’s absolutely shit faced, and he freaks the hell out on Kyle, and will not drop it as he runs obsessively around the boat ranting. Think he’s in blacked-out mode.
Kerry wakes up and wants to know what is going on.
Next week may be the last episode where we see Jared. He’s already been warned about his alcohol intake on the nights out. Also, Kerry already asked them to keep it down.
Guess he needs someone to ‘monitor’ him.
Think he’s 99% mad that Kyle was hanging out with Barbie. I thought it was cute she started obsessively cleaning when he came to her cabin to watch a movie.
He thought they were getting busy. Barbie was being a little bashful and making him work for it a little. Nothing wrong with that! You go girl!!
You’re Barbie!!
