I was kind of excited when I saw the previews last week. A girls’ trip of beauty queens! Should be fun!
All right so we pick up with Sandy completing the firing convo with Alissa. She refers to the hierarchy, of course, because that’s her thing with Alissa, that she disrespected her. (only she says it like HiARCHY.) My thing with Sandy, Captain Sandy is that she has not been behaving in such a way to earn respect. Therefore, no, she’s not getting it. Am I 100% for Alissa? No. But I admire that she spoke up, and didn’t allow herself to get walked all over by Camille and Sandy, Captain Sandy.
Now that I know it annoys her, I’m going to keep calling her that. And also, I wanna add this and I may be talking out of my ass, but whatever, so what. To me, if you have a title that goes with your first name, not your last, it’s just a bogus fucking title, that should be up to the person if they wish to use it or not when addressing them. It’s not Dr, it’s not Sergeant, not even Officer. It’s not an official title.
Not sure why Camille when canned, was given free range to walk around and bitch at everyone, since for whatever reason, which was not very professional for Sandy, Captain Sandy, chose to blame the department heads for her dismissal. But she had a teeny crush on Camille, so she wanted to free herself from any of the blame. And I’m not wrong.
Alissa, however, not Sandy’s type, not blonde, has to be stalked by Ross the entire time she’s packing and ‘escorted’ from the boat. If Alissa wanted to cry racism here, I might not blame her. Sandy seems extremely biased against Fraser and Alissa. And by the way, I was validated in my suspicions, finally, after posting the question several times, that lesbians ARE known to have a problem with gay guys. Her behavior towards Fraser has been undeniably biased and aggressive, and showing shit leadership and managerial skills, to constantly belittle and embarrass your staff in front of their peers.
Back to Alissa, who Ross has been ordered by Sandy, Captain Sandy to follow around, which is idiotic.
Ross makes it about him in his yap, that this is awkward because he and Alissa “have a bit of history.”
Oh please Ross, spare us. She flirted with you a little.
Sandy, Captain Sandy gathers Fraser and the stews about Alissa and recites her ‘hierarchy and respect’ fucking rant again.
She talks about ‘malicious gossip’ infecting the boat, and the crew will now have “lighter steps, and together they will kill this charter.” Ya know that all sounds good, but I just can’t help calling out Sandy, Captain Sandy for being a complete and utter hypocrite here. I am referring, for one thing, to the way she had been lurking around Rachel and whispering in her ear that her issues were ‘Fraser’s fault’ and kept encouraging her to harass him. She is the one participating in ‘malicious gossip’ is she not??
Last week she even used the phrase ‘finger pointing’ and lucky for you, I happened to have this shot below of Sandy, Captain Sandy pointing HER fucking bony crinckly FINGER, as she was speaking to Rachel, that her timing struggles have been interior’s fault, completely. When really it wasn’t their fault at all. It was her poor organizational skills. So yeah. Who’s infecting the boat? Sandy, Captain Sandy?? The fish stinks at the head, and you’re the fucking head Captain Creepy!!
Poor Tyler. Like what must the kid be thinking? He came to replace a chick that got fired, then a few days into it, another one bites the dust. And then throw in there her rant the time they were chatting for a second, and she started screaming at them to “strip my bed NOW!!!!”
Ben of course says “good riddance, honestly.” And sorry, might be unpopular opinion, but I agree with Alissa’s statement that she feels like the scapegoat, because she stood up for what’s right. Rachel should have had the balls to do the same, when Sandy, Captain Sandy was brainwashing her to turn on Fraser.
Rachel should have told her no, she is not blaming someone else for her mistakes, and it’ not very professional that she would try to convince her of that. What would she have done? Fired Rachel? Yeah right. A chef is not as replaceable as a stew. Rachel should have then called Captain Lee and told her what this evil old hag was up to.
Disappointed in Rachel. Alissa stood up for Fraser. Not many people would do that for someone. She jeopradized her own situation to stand up for what was right. Rachel didn’t.
Sandy, Captain Sandy summons Rachel up the bridge. Jesus Christ, now what is she up to? Can’t she take a break, isn’t she getting exhausted from being a biased sexual predator? This woman needs to take up embroidery or something, so she can occupy herself during charters. Or needs laid.
Fras chases down Alissa and hugs her. I guess Ross didn’t allow the girl to say good-bye to the crew.
It’s not often we have a stew getting fired that was as good of a stew as Alissa is. But then again it’s not often we have a racist and homophobic Captain. (I know – she’s gay, but again it’s been confirmed gay women have contempt for gay dudes) Sandy, Captain Sandy, is on some sort of weird fucking power trip, trying to divide the crew, and make them hate each other. Nobody knows why. Maybe it’s some weird experiment.
So I don’t get why Rachel needs a special one-on-one in the bridge to get the skinny on Alissa’s dismissal. Unless Sandy, Captain Sandy wanted to dreamily stare into her eyes or try to indoctrinate her a little more.
She’s probably thinking, “this is easier than what I thought, let’s see what else I can tell her after I give her some fake compliments.”
I can see if it was the chief stew that was dismissed and getting replaced, but the 2nd stew being replaced, literally no need for a special meeting with the chef. None. And she REALLY looks like a fucking creeper in this scene. She looks demented actually. I really think there is something mentally wrong with her.
I feel like this would be getting more negative attention, and there would be more outrage (and it’s getting plenty) if this were a dude, mistreating a gay guy and creeping onto the women. But, it’s a gay woman, so it’s kind of the same, as a straight guy. She’s into girls. So she’s picking an a gay dude. If this was Captain Lee, Glenn or any of the dudes, this was not be tolerated. Her behavior is so beyond unprofessional for a Captain. Bravo needs to let her the fuck GO after this debacle. It hasn’t even been close to entertaining watching this woman creep onto Rachel. It’s disturbing. I think she might have herself convinced Rachel is into girls, Remember she made a public statement that she thought Malia was gay? Which was really really weird. She also preyed onto her.
And Rachel, so bloody serious: “Thank you for letting me know.”
Because she couldn’t have found out any other way. She has fucking ears, and everyone is discussing it, but hey thanks for the heads up Creepy, Captain Creepy!
Pretty sure she didn’t need Sandy, Creeper Sandy addressing her alone, in the bridge. Here we go, with “insubordination and lack of respect” for her fucking position as the fake Captain and sexual predator.
Not to split hairs, but she did attack those girls for taking a much-deserved break, after busting their asses, and that their Chief Stew told them they could take.
Question: Where was this fucking tude when Camille literally drank on her job all day long and did nothing? She didn’t even mention that when she canned her.
Sandy, Captain Sandy is just over the moon about this, with this really demonstrative body language as she discusses Alissa being gone with Rachel. Rachel pretends she had such a problem with Alissa, and she really did not at all. Alissa did a good job on service. Oh, except for the day she forgot the nuts, and it was right after Sandy, Captain Sandy had her all cranked up about interior, so Rachel made it this whole thing. It was ridiculous.
I’m not sure, but I’m almost feeling like Rachel is starting to feel uncomfortable with Sandy, Captain Sandy. And picking up on these creepy vibes. I could be wrong, but I think I’m not.
“It’s going to be a lighter boat” is another one of her fave lines she keeps repeating. Also what would make it a lighter boat, is if she stopped running it like a dictatorship. Alissa was right.
Dictators in addition to dictating, also love to turn everyone against each other to create chaos. Then you notice the dictator less, I guess.
You know what I really find sick and disturbing? Is that I don’t even know that she realizes what the fuck she is doing. Rachel agrees with everything she is saying like a fucking brainwashed Stepford Wife.
“This is going to be the best one yet.”
“I think so too, Master.” Okay maybe she’s not seeing through it yet.
Send her away Creepo, think you’ve made your point. Time to go change your granny panties. Was that crude? I don’t care. She needs her captain’s license taken away, to be honest.
Since Sandy, Captain Sandy has beaten Fraser down, and two of his stews have been let go, he’s in hardcore ass kissing mode, which she also loves, and tells her he’s not going to let her down and blah blah blah.
Now she suddenly has all of this admiration and accolades for him, since she has him sucking up to her. She didn’t like when HE was standing up to her either, over the luggage, and when he suggested she not get involved in Camille’s drama in the crew mess. So now, that she has him obedient, she sees the good in ‘Frazer.’ (does she really not know how to say his fucking name??)
We all knew this was coming. Ben calls Camille and now she feels ‘vindicated.’ Which, as you know, I think is bullshit. Camille was absolutely a shitty stew, and would have been a shitty stew irregardless of who the 2nd or CS was. She would have lasted like two seconds under Kate as Chief Stew. There were fireworks constantly because they were both sassy and bad ass bitches that weren’t taking any shit. Alissa the actual good stew was in charge of the bitch that wanted to goof off all day. And it didn’t help that her Chief Stew was not being helpful, and her so-called Captain had a fucking crush on Camille.
And this useless dummy even gets a yap from fucking Mississippi, after she’s been fired !! No justice for Camille!!! She still refused to work, went swimming at every picnic, broke 400 champagne and wine glasses, didn’t complete tasks, got drunk on a workday. All of that would have taken place with any other second stew. This is not a good look for Bravo if you get my drift. It’s really not. Alissa was standing up for what was right.
A Captain verbally abusing a Chief Stew based on her hated for gay dudes. What does Andy think of this? I really hope he lays into her at the reunion.
Are Ben and Camille seriously going to DR together? Are we going there again? Remember when all of those people were dropping dead at that resort? Anyway I found it humorous when she said how nice it’s going to be to just lay on the beach and chill. Isn’t that kind of what she has been doing? This girl.
So the pageant queen has-beens arrive, and yes, they are indeed, in their pageant attire and crowns. Which is kind of cute, I love dressing up in costumes, so I’m not going to throw shade. And they’re on vacation !! Wear whatever the hell ya want. Hopefully they don’t act like a bunch of prima donna’s. Like that one dude with soup not being poured.
Rachel does her infamous “don’t talk to me!” thing tp Hayley. She tells her nicely though. She went off on people for talking in one other season. She needs to tell that to Creeper, Captain Creeper.
Hayley feels nervous about being in charge of drink making. I’m sure she’ll figure it out.
The one very robust guest requests a “just a turkey club sandwich” right before lunch is served. I like how it’s ‘just a turkey club.’ Not even a turkey sandwich. A turkey CLUB sandwich. Did I mention this is right before lunch is being served. She wants her lunch before lunch. Like Rachel isn’t busy or anything. Does she realize there’s not a crew of fucking line cooks down there ? What a selfish dick.
Now bitching that they’re starving begins. Even though there were nibbles at the bar. Rachel is already late getting lunch out. And surely, this is Fraser’s fault!!! Hey it may even be Alissa’s still, or Trump’s ! I expect Sandy, Captain Sandy to come down to the galley and second, and start muttering this in her ear while swinging a medallion in front of her eyes.
Sandwich lady says she would love to eat. Yes, we know, but thanks for sharing. Even though she has a whole ass sandwich she got served pronto upon request.
Maybe she realizes if she eats something filling like that she won’t want her actual meal? Maybe she ordered it, just because she could. So Miss Zero Etiquette here, starts yelling “lunch lunch!!”
Who in the fuck does that? Can you even fathom sitting in a restaurant doing this? So why do some of these guests think it’s okay to do this on a bougie ass vacay yacht? If anything else, wouldn’t you want to be in your best behavior?
Lunch is really running late, and I’m wondering how this is going to be interior’s fault. Sandy, Captain Sandy is lurking around the galley. This guest with no manners whatsoever screaming “luuuuuunchhhhh” reminds me of Marlo on RHOA. Not in a good way. No manners. Rachel, I’m assuming can hear this, and wants to stab her in the eye if she doesn’t knock it off. I’m sure, like Marlo, she has numerous excuses for her shit behavior. The other ladies tell her to shut up and eat her sandwich. If I were the primary, I would boot her ass off right now.
Have I mentioned that Rachel is again late with her meal? And I love Rachel, I know her job is difficult, so I’m not trying to sound completely unaware of what this job entails. But she is having an issue with timing this season, and how she got convinced by Sandy, Captain Sandy that it’s Interior’s fault is so confusing. I wonder what was going through Fraser’s head when he was watching that shit play out.
Sandy, Captain Sandy talks to Fras, and offers to help with turn downs later. So riddle me this, folks.
If she is giving this offering in an effort to contribute to the running of the boat, why didn’t she just help Tyler finish what the fuck he was doing the previous day so he could chill with the girls?
Well, that wouldn’t have been as much fun as starting a whole big ruckus and accusing your stews of being lazy, when they are far from it. The lazy one got shipped back to Mississippi.
I can’t even listen to Katie talking about a relationship with Ross. Thank goodness that was brief. Good job, producers.
Do I just have Housewives on the brain? One of the other guests reminds me of Shannon on OC.
Tyler says in his yap that he appreciates Sandy, Captain Sandy trying to help with stew duties in an effort to make things better. So yes, kudos to this loon for swooping in to save the day, in a dilemma that SHE caused. Yay, Sandy, Captain Sandy. You can sit and bitch about Alissa to me all day long, but you can no way convince me that it was necessary the way she went and squawked at those girls for being on a break, with her passive aggressive BS. “Do you know Tyler is still working??” But she didn’t mean anything by that, she told Alissa. She was just asking.
She was literally just trying to stir up drama and hard feelings, and have those two all in a tizzy for no reason. I liked how Hayley started jumping up and apologizing, but Alissa just laid there and looked at her like, “I see what you’re doing bitch.” And sorry she was right.
Alissa totally saw through her stupid ass silly little game, and wasn’t kissing her ass, and nor was she intimidated. And Sandy, Captain Sandy knows she had her number, and didn’t like that. She probably also wanted to ogle them in their bikinis. Again, if a dude would have done this to these girls, people would have gone nuts about the sexist and disrespectful behavior.
Therefore she got fired. End of story. Again, not to compete with RHONY Bethenney, but I do KNOW IT ALL. I’ve dealt with plenty of Sandy, Captain Sandy’s.
Turkey sub chick orders Fraser to have her another turkey sandwich wrapped up and put in her room. What the fuck???
I would be totally wiping my nose with that bread, and I’m not kidding. I told you about the phone at my previous office of the dumb bitch that kept telling on me. I basically cleaned her phone receiver with my used tissue. And I would do it again.
So she also ordered this gold covered steak or some shit. I couldn’t understand what she said.
Now she can’t stand her private room, for some fucking reason, and wants to sleep on the couch in the main area. She now orders a sheet from Tyler, and orders lights out. Tyler says in her yap she has no class. Ya think?? Well she is a GUEST of the Primary, she’s not the one paying. Money can’t buy you class, and certainly no money buys you even less class.
Fraser discusses her 24k steak demand with Rachel. Apparently it’s some stupid social media craze that this loser saw on Tik Tok, so when her rich friend invited her on this yacht, she’s like “perf timing, I’m gonna be getting me this shit for free!”
The ‘primary’ thinks it’s something to brag about that her daughter only calls her when she wants money.
The ladies want to do Olympic style games on the beach, but weather is not cooperating, and that beach is sketchy of course. They decide to have the games aboard the yacht, and Fraser delegates the deck crew to organize and handle that. Way to delegate Fras! He explains that the women are fucking slobs and that way they can get to cleaning their cabins.
But even if that was not the case, why wouldn’t deck crew handle this. If there are no outdoor or water activities, they’re literally doing nothing while interior busts their ass non-stop. Yet guess which department Sandy Captain Sandy praises non-stop?
The deck crew explains the games to the ladies, and guess who’s here lurking around??
Ben seems to enjoy ‘Draw Me Like Your French Girls’ a little too much, which is of course a Titanic ref when Leo drew Kate Winslet wearing the necklace, only the necklace. They needed Hannah for this one, since she looks just like Kate Winslet. I don’t know about this Ben dude.
So Fraser sort of really annoys me when he says Sandy, Captain Sandy was right and he does feel really ‘light’ and there’s less tension. Okay so can I say something here in reference to that? I think it may appear that way, since simultaneously to Alissa’s firing, Sandy Captain Sandy, also has changed her tune, and is now complimenting Fraser, instead of tearing him down. She hasn’t called him out for some silly made up mistake, she also has stopped telling the stews what a stellar job the deck crew does, and how much they suck. Clever right? Now it seems like the negative energy was Alissa’s fault.
This yacht under Sandy Captain Sandy’s leadership is like a little history lesson of how a dictatorship works. Americans, pay attention.
She literally got in this crew’s head and manipulated all of their thinking, by first tearing them down, (namely, Fraser and Rachel) then she started praising them, so they were overly grateful for that praise and put her on this pedestal. Look how she’s doing to Fraser exactly what she did to Rachel. Then she also created a divide between the deckies and stews.
Remember she criticized Rachel her for her dinner being slow between courses, and told her the guests were pissed. When she was feeling down and like a failure, she then convinced her that the issues were Fraser’s fault, and now she has Fraser convinced the tension, and his shortcomings were Alissa’s fault.
When in reality Alissa’s exit coincided with Sandy ceasing to run around acting like a tyrant and a lunatic, with a bunch of random negative critiques. So it gets perceived that Alissa is to blame. Yes, Alissa was bitching when she should have kept her mouth shut, (or just whispered) but her gripes were warranted. Now magically, Sandy, Captain Sandy has stopped the strange behavior, and making the toxic comments that were causing the tension.
Silly Fraser is buying her shit, hook line and sinker, just like Rachel did, and disses Alissa and claiming he’s glad she’s gone, and says “we have the Captain to thank for that.” No you have the captain to thank for created the mess, and now is taking the credit for fixing it.
She’s like the firefighter putting out the fire she started, and getting praised for it. This is such an insult to Alissa, who was clapping back at Sandy, Captain Sandy in defense of Fraser. She probably threw a brick at the TV when he said that.
The Olympics seems to be going very well. They’re just like goofy games but they seem to be down for it. The crew is gellin with the guests. I mean really, what would the deck team have been doing if the interior had to handle this? Nothing!
There is a situation when Hayley is in the guests’ cabin, and the guest (Susan) decides to enter when Hayley is goofing around on the bed. I don’t think she was saying anything horrible about her in that moment. Maybe making fun of how they just seem to throw their shit around.
They make a joke about glitter. We’ll see if this turns into a thing.
Lee calls Sandy, Captain Sandy, and lets her know he is able to return in a few days.
Okay, so now that the evil dictator has sufficiently manipulated this crew into submission, she can now get her dusty the fuck out. Hopefully this means Fraser and Rachel will snap out of their trance.
The new stew arriving, not only has been a chief stew, (we saw how well that worked out with Bugs and Hannah) but also is an ex of Ben’s. This might be the end of Camille’s little trip to the Dominican with her Benny boy. I think it’ll be funny if he drops her and takes this chick.
Also Creeper, Captain Creeper is probably so disappointed she’s leaving, this chick is right up her alley!
