Reviewed last week’s episode – what a rude ass mother fucker this dude is. How is this ok ?
Overly aggressive is right, as Eddie says. Fraser is also right, this classless abusive shithead does NOT belong on a mega yacht. Is there a trailer park nearby?
I live for Fraser’s accent – I researched where he was from (what part of England) and he’s from London. (which is what I thought) The Southern ‘more affluent’ part of England. Their accents are just like, different and cooler. His is similar to Ben’s who I am completely in love with, by the way. What is he doing now ? I’ll have to look into that. He hasn’t called me yet. Anyway i snooped around a little on Fraser, and here is what i found. He was on another reality show, in England, Made in Chelsea.
https://www.distractify.com/p/fraser-below-deck-dating
So the fight between these two has been going on for an entire week apparently. Eddie reasons with this very drunk distressed woman to stop engaging with this crazy dude, and go to her quarters. She does. He continues to yell at everyone and calls them names and threatens to throw people off of the boat as he sits on his throne and with his stupid sippy cup. Colin reasons with this Justin shit head to call it a night. And he goes to bed.
Jessica seems kind of – unmotivated. And maybe boring. Perhaps she’ll wake up if she and Wes start to make out, or something.
Morning will be interesting. I hope he remembers how embarrassing he was behaving. And maybe takes it easy on the bourbon.
Captain Lee is going to get involved and give em a talkin to. When Captain Lee gets involved with the guests, it’s serious, and it’s NOT good. Remember Dolores ??? she actually did get kicked off for jumping off the boat drunk at night. Classic episode. Classic.
Already dissension in the ranks with the newly appointed deckhand, as usual.
He’s not having Rayna’s arguing about the schedule, and he already seems to be relishing in his new found authority. Looks like the little romance between these two will be coming to a screeching halt pretty fucking quick.
Justin the loud mouth comes to the table and he is recalling last night little by little. I am hoping that he feels pretty stupid. He says nothing though. No one is interacting with each other. Terri is pouting on the cushions.
Captain summons the primary, Michael, and the other dufas to the wheel house – this is going to be good. He is madder than ‘pissed on chickens.’ He scolds them and Justin apologizes, or attempts to. Captain Lee does not believe in apologies. He usually cuts people off immediately. He also wants to take a shit on his mother’s dinner plate. Did anyone ever hear all of the analogy phrase things he comes up with constantly? Does he make them up ?
I recall him telling that crazy Rocky chick that when she jumped off the fucking boat.
So in the end he lets them know the charter is over if that behavior is repeated. He doesn’t offer them one of his pocketful of plane tickets home though. Guess those are just for the crew.
Prepping for the beach picnic. These are a ridick amount work. They are planning a Luau, complete with a pig on fire, except don’ t think it’s supposed to catch on fire.
Rayna already crying to her mom that Jake was jerky to her.
Chef Rachel always kills it. She is one badass chef. She needs her own cooking show or something. She’s hilarious and a natural entertainer.
Jake literally GOES OFF on Rayna for “not pulling her weight” welllll so much for this being a good thing, because what’s he gonna do, yell at her ? Yes. He does. Wow what a little bit of authority does to a dude.
Never fails when there is a Lead Deckhand promotion. Did he need to go off on Rayna? Was she not pulling her weight because she was whistling. That was extreme. She complains to Eddie. Eddie listened, but that’s pretty much it. She called him aggressive and he says this is an aggressive job or some shit. I don’t know. Maybe it’s better he brushes it off,
Possibly a budding romance blossom between Wes and Jessica? she asks to knock off 20 minutes early because she is nauseous, then is flirting with Wes in the crew mess – Wes in the mess … well she is eating, maybe she was nauseous because she was hungry. Heather bitches to Rachel.
Guys I’m tellin ya, Rachel needs her own show.
There seems to be a kerfluffle with the docking. Fender cover was not secured. Wes is to blame on that one. Captain Lee does NOT like mistakes. AT ALL. “Goddammit!”
This train wreck guest crew or (ship wreck) is exiting the boat. Crew cannot be happier. If there was a door, I am sure they would not want it to hit them in the ass on the way out.
Jessica – “You can tell Heather to go fuck herself anytime for a $20,000 tip!”
Eddie recounts to the guys that boning Rocky (aka “sleeping with”) in the laundry room, as the time he pissed off Captain Lee, when they asked.
Crew night out – playing Jenga at dinner. Which leads to Jake is giving Eddie a lap dance. Why is Jake giving Eddie a lap dance ?
So do Jake and Fraser make out in the hot tub ? Does Jake go both ways ? Not that there’s anything WRONG with that !! Just curious because this could turn into a love triangle of all love triangles. You thought the love triangle between Gary, Sidney and the other chick on Sailing Yacht was bad???
What’s the game plan Fraser wants to know after dinner ? Jake acts shocked that Fraser is gay?? like is he alive?
This hot tub party/orgy is going to go left I feel. Rayna requests that Jake and Fraser make out. They comply. Rayna joined in. I am seeing a lot of girls’ bare asses on my screen right now. I mean I’m not a prude. Their asses are fine. But I do just sort of miss the days when girls’ bathing suits covered their entire ass. (i’m sure guys disagree) Being a female myself, and preferring men, I just don’t need to see girls’ bare ass cheeks. (Come to think of it, I don’t really want to see a dude’s bare ass cheeks) Ok had to get that off my chest.
Rachel goes straight to her room. Seems like she is trying to stay on the down – lo this season,
Eddie calls his girlfriend as soon as he exits the hot tub to tell her he picked up Heather and threw her in the hot tub. Actually it looked like he dropped her on her head. Thought we saw the last of Heather. Eddie’s GF got pissed off and he tells her to go ahead and leave, just have someone water the plants. Throws his phone down.
Jake drops a bomb to Rayna, He is like “hey by the way I’m engaged”
Rayna storms into her room.
Oh boy.
