Let’s not sugar coat it. Worst Below Deck ever. Too much slo-mo weirdness, an obvious ‘plant’ with a very messed-up damaged, zero self-awareness, zero couth, zero filter stew, and way wayyyy too much inter-mingling. Most Bravo viewers (I’m sure there are some) don’t enjoy watching what takes place inside a brothel at 8pm on a

Picking up with Fraser speaking to Solene about her poor performance and lipping off to Kerry. He tries to make her comprehend that he asked the others simply to not to distract her. Maybe he should have went with that phrasing instead of ‘don’t talk to Solene.’ That did make it seem kind of high

So we pick up with Rainbeau legit acting like she’s going to take Solene out after they had their little tiff, and I mean take her out of this world if you get my drift. It’s a little much but funny. I do get it. She’s making fists and everything. She’s not messing around. Certainly

Kyle is acting drunk, ridiculous and feeling sorry for himself. Hugo talks to Fraser in defense of Kyle to see if he can help him since he seems to be spiraling. I saw that they have some new chick in charge of editing that was like ten when Below Deck premiered probably. That’s why we’re

Damo claims he feels guilty for letting Fraser talk him into ratting out Kyle. It seemed very produced. Fraser is a bad actor. Kyle is annoyed at Damo for making his ‘joke’ a whole big thing. I agree. You don’t need that goody-two-shoes shit from someone you consider to be a friend. This is a

Multi-course dinner with the captain continues. I hate to say ‘killin’ it’ because that reminds me of Captain Creepy, but he IS killin’ it. Let’s see if Solene still has her cold sores/pimples/herpes blisters by her mouth or if production still has her covering them up. Jess regrets fucking around with Barbara’s feelings. And fucking