Sara asks her son if she’s a good cook. He says “No, but you make good iced tea.” He’s such a little cutie ! He acts more grown-up than most of the Housewives! I keep not catching his name!
She talks about ‘toxic masculinity’ in her yap being a problem there. Yeah, well newsflash, girl, it’s a problem in America too. Most likely everywhere. Dudes feeling the need to wave their fucking dicks around everywhere they go like some kind of evil wand. She doesn’t want her son to be one so she’s teaching him to be all about his feelings, and how cooking is not “women’s work.”
She wants to eat on the floor, to observe her Muslim tradition, and her son keeps saying – “I don’t want to do this for real.” Sara isinsistent, for whatever reason. Kid is equally as insistent that “he doesn’t want to do this. For real.” She gives up.
Maybe he feels weird with the camera people? That probably is strange for these little kids. They kind of get thrust into this, whether they want to or not.
This city is like freaking me out. It’s cool as FUCK. There are skyscrapers that look like they’re in the ocean. There’s desert, there’s camels, there’s beach, there’s Rich dudes wandering around looking for a cute little blonde that writes about Housewives? Maybe?
Caroline Brooks and Lesa have dinner together. Wow, they are all about the service in this place! The Host and servers can’t do enough for these ladies.
So Caroline says she feels ‘connected’ to Lesa because of her Caribbean roots, that her Grandmother is 100% Jamaican. Yeah well my Grandfather is 100% Italian, and I don’t consider myself Italian.
I guess that’s how Lesa feels too, because she ridicules her in her yap that every week she’s something different. These bitches are so friendly and “ohhh love ya bestie!” when they’re together and so yeah whatever, “she sucks ass!” in their yaps.
Caroline brings up how it’s weird that Nina and other Caroline are besties, because she recalls Nina having hated her. The girls seem like they’re getting a bit tipsy. They discuss Ayan now, and sort of seems to me that Caroline B is doing to Ayan, what she just accused Nina of doing with other Caroline. Are you following this? Like is she your friend or not?
Caroline Stanbury is with her new man, and having smoothies. Before her guests arrive. Sara and Lesa are visiting. Her dude seems to like to hang out with the ladies. I’m trying to pay more attention to the ‘gay vibes’ viewers on Twitter seem to be getting. I guess I’m seeing some sort of feminine qualities. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, (don’t send me no hate mail) other than he’s married to Caroline and presenting himself as straight.
So I found this interesting that Caroline shares in her yap: You can’t get mortgages at all if you’re self employed. Well that makes it a lot easier t be a mortgage processor or loan officer, I assume. No messy self-employed income documents to deal with. And also, you have to put at least 30 – 40 % down. Again, being in the mortgage business must be a breeze! I did read a long time ago, that in other countries, there’s none of this 90 – 100% financing shit. That’s an American thing. Borrow Borrow Borrow. Other countries expect you to save your money to buy a home. It’s considered a privilege to own your own home.
They discuss Ayan. For hating on her so much, they seem to love discussing her. Guess that’s how that usually works on these shows, and with women in general. Lesa says she’s never seen her quite that excited before, so perhaps there’s more to it than the invite dis.
Sara, who is a life coach, explains she was triggered from going through past trauma, and Stanbury is being kind of a dick and says “traumatized from not being invited to a party?” Girl stop, that IS hurtful to be left out, and not invited to an event that everyone around you is invited to. Also shut the fuck up and listen, you sound stupid. That’s not what she’s even saying. She’s not saying she’s traumatized from the non-invite to your stupid hen whatever thing, with wieners hanging from your as that looked like turds. ( And I don’t think a 44 year old should be having a bachelorette party anyway!) Ayan went through really horrific past trauma, and that’s why everyone sitting there making her feel more and more worthless was upsetting.
Caroline S says she “doesn’t need to accept her energy, and sorry if she’s had trauma in her life, but she’s not going to add to mine.” Wow girl way to sound like a complete shit for brains, dick !!!!
I think Stanbury is threatened by Ayan, honestly.
Ayan and Nina meet for lunch. They literally make fun of what the other is wearing in their yaps. Yes, I think Ayan is a bit overdressed. Literally. Why is she wearing a fur jacket, during the day, in Dubai?
The average temp, even in November is 87.
She takes the fact that she’s a model a bit too far I think. Usually they like to tone it down in their every day life. But she wants everyone to know she is the ‘queen of fashion’ and number one model in Dubai. Wouldn’t you think she’d be a bit more humbled?
But she needs to let everyone know that she is IT.
Nina looks completely uncomfortable sitting next to her. Another reason to not dress this way for a casual lunch. Making your friend (if you want to call her that) feel uncomfortable. Nina shouldn’t feel uncomfortable. Ayan is the one that looks idiotic in a fur coat.
They discuss Thanksgiving, which I guess is still celebrated in Dubai since there are so many Americans there. Ayan apologized about going off at her dinner, and said being told “I don’t like you” over and over set her off. She thought Nina should have stood up for her. Being the hostess, yes Ii will agree with that.
Nina uses the term “guns blazing” for her attitude entering the party. Ayan gets offended and says “are you telling me that because I’m from Somalia?” Nina’s like, no shut it girl, I’m from fucking Texas, we have guns there too! It’s an expression. Are we not even allowed to have expressions anymore because everyone gets flipping offended!
Ayan is reminding me of Crystal right now on Beverly Hills. Why is everything constantly about race and ethnicity on these shows now? It’s non fucking stop. Isn’t she hot? She’s making me hot just looking at her.
She tells Nina also that she was triggered due to her abuse from her dad who beat her on a regular basis and told her her that her sister was more important than her. Nina wants her to give Caroline another chance. Ayan calls her a flip flopper and social climber in her yap.
Caroline Brooks wakes up and asks for her coffee to be prepared from her housekeeper. She did say ‘please’ this time, not just “bring my coffee!” She calls her “madame.” This is too much. Now she demands her sunglasses as soon as she sits down, because she can’t get off her ass to get them. I guess she didn’t realize it was sunny out. Is this really what she wears to bed and around the house? Feathered pajamas and high heels? I’m thinking – probably not.
She literally must have huge portraits of herself all over her house. There were two shown just on one wall, as she was gliding down the steps in high heeled furry slipper demanding her coffee. That’s not narcissistic at all. Also they look like the same stupid pictures. Why not just put mirrors around if you love yourself that much. At least they look decorative and don’t scream that you love looking at yourself.
Lesa shares that pork products are in a different part of the store and Muslims are not allowed to even enter. NOT ALLOWED. So it’s not like it’s ‘frowned upon’ to eat pork in Dubai if you’re Muslim, it’s actually prohibited. Again, learning things!
Lesa’s son looks so excited, he is practically crying when he sees the Oreos. He proceeds to eat like 12 while she’s on the phone, FaceTime of course, and not paying attention.
Her bill is almost $1400. At the grocery store. The grocery store.
Nina and her family, and Sara and her son, are having Thanksgiving in a big suspended thing over the water that is fucking unbelievable.
It’s go time at Lesa’s and Ayan arrives with — a bottle of wine? No. A casserole? No. Why, a goat of course! Jamaicans would curry it up and make him a stew, Lesa says, but in African culture it’s a thoughtful and sentimental gift you give someone.
“When you get married you get a goat, when you get engaged you get a goat ! Everyone gets a goat!!
So I really want to debunk all of the theories about housewives being ‘mindless entertainment’ or a ‘waste of time.’
Sometimes you learn actual shit! I am learning so much about Dubai, and all of these different cultures!
So ladies tell your husbands to shut it when they bitch about it !
What is Lesa going to do with this goat? Where is it going to to potty? All over her yard and pool?
I feel like this goat is going to end up in her kitchen. In a pot. With some curry. And she’ll tell Ayan it ran away.
Well, Mr. Goat is now MIA. Probably wanting to find someone else’s pool to jump into since he got thrown out of theirs. He probably heard Lesa saying what Jamaicans do with goats.
Sara colors her son’s hair because she doesn’t like that it’s a lighter color? He tells her “he’s disappointed at her.” That is weird. Leave the kid’s hair alone. My God, he’s a little boy. Giving off kind of “Mommie Dearest” wire hanger vibes.
Ayan tells Sara about her childhood, and her evil abusive dad. Sara wants to know if she’s forgiven him. Why would she ask that ? Fuck no ! Don’t forgive that slimy sludge! Beating on a little girl. She should NOT forgive him. She says she tried to ‘marry her off’ at 14? He said he was taking her on a trip, and she was excited to go, but her sister warned her what was actually taking place. Also, he tied her to a tree and beat her. Wow. This poor woman. Thank God she didn’t end up with an abusive man.
(Although I did see a preview where she is telling someone about him being controlling, so we’ll see)
Wouldn’t exactly be a ‘Housewife’ first where the ladies talk up their husbands and how they’re so great and wonderful and perfect, and they end up to be – not. (Kelly Dodd on OC comes to mind)
Sara’s two failed marriages sound familiar. Sounds like my marriage and ex BF. Same type of narcissistic emotionally abusive dudes. Thank God I didn’t marry the second mistake. You’d think you wouldn’t make the same mistake twice, but they don’t act like themselves until you’re several months in, because they’re trying to trick you into falling in love with them. They do this, so you don’t leave them when they start acting like the fucking crazies and complete villains that they are!
She wants Anya to see a hypnotherapist to help with her trauma from her father.
I have a note for this dude:
Rot in fucking hell, you coward piece of shit !!!!
