There is a new temp captain tonight, Captain Sean. Eddie is back as, wait for it, First Officer.
He’s not sure ‘what that entails?” how is that different from bosun I wonder.
There is a new Chief Stew, Heather, just so not Kate the Eternal Miserable Mean Girl Chastain, so that makes me happy. She seems to still be in her retirement. I do expect her to return at some point when she gets bored though, and I’m sure she will be as crabby and bitchy as ever. She likes to spread her miserableness around to ALL.
Everyone is new on here except for Eddie and Rachel. (& Captain Lee when he returns from a health issue)
‘Better late than ugly’
There is a new stew dude, Fraser that I believe he said this is only his second yacht. He is doing a lot of mumbling and muttering under his breath.
Already the two deck hands, seem to be cozying up to each other, Rayna and Jake.
“I love your nose ring” “I love YOUR hair…” vomit.
How is there ALREADY laundry – they literally JUST got here. What the hell could be dirty ?
Eddie says he needs to appoint a lead deckhand. That’s always fun. Is there not a bosun ??
Captain’s whip cracking, ax yielding joke falls flat, or was that not a joke ?
He seems very strange. He reminds me of a mean little elf.
Jessica loves to do laundry. She gets third stew honors.
They all SEEM easy going at this initial meeting. There is no squawking about who got second and third stew. Which is a refreshing change.
And the chef is Chef eat- my -cooter Rachel — the mean little elf captain calls her glamorous, and she makes a dig in her interview about him being short and the location of his penis?
So Eddie being First Officer, it’s like the bosun but a different title ?
I swear Jessica like smirks and giggles almost when she hears the word “laundry” ?? what is wrong with this girl ? Maybe she’s just anti-social ? And likes to iron ???
Heather likes a line cut down the lime peel. I’m having the feeling the other stews are NOT going to care about her “line on on the limes”
The guests are a gaggle of giggly girls, that are you guessed it, most likely “demanding” I feel like they always refer to the women as demanding.
Fraser has no clue how to make cocktails. Maybe that is something he should have clarified that with Heather. He seemed to pull off the chocolate martini, which are basically chocolate milkshakes with vodka, in a martini glass.
Eddie tries to awkwardly strike up a convo with Rachel and she is NOT having it due to the drama last season when Rachel got a little out of hand on the outings due to the alcohol consumption.
This IS a lot for the first night. A theme dinner, and they want a “pajama party.”
Jessica is ironing up a dang storm in the laundry room. Fraser is complaining there is no “plan.”
he needs a plan. Give this boy a plan.
What is the deal with Captain Sean and Rachel ? Is he like hitting on her ? Is she like enjoying it ?
He’s seems creepy. Never really had a Captain full on hitting on one of the crew? This could get interesting.
The guest is not happy with her room because there was a stray trash bag lying around. Fraser and Heather have a discussion about how he didn’t get to finish, and he was rushing because he got called on service… more muttering under his breath. Heather seems like she is trying to lead without being an asshole or a tyrant.
The next day is beach day, and they’re bitching they haven’t left yet.
“Where is the fun?” they ask. make them some chocolate milkshake martinis.
Now they are going to be another half hour… seems disorganized, the big question, which will probably be answered next week, is whose fault it is.
Eddie will NOT stopping professing his love for Captain Lee. Like he won’t stop. He is reminding me of Karen Huger and her “awesome” 25 year marriage on Potomac.
I think she forgets about all of the past seasons of filming there have been, and what we all know.
Sorry – Back to Below Deck – so lots of explosive previews!!
