Re- watching last week, that I finally just watched a few nights ago.
Right off the bat, not to bore you, but I must reiterate that was all really odd with Lala last week at Scheana’s birthday event. She just acted ridiculous.
I guess it was nice when Lala said to Raquel : “I really like your Raquel,” when she approached Lala to see how she was doing.
I almost sort of think it sounded sincere.
Then Raquel was like ‘I don’t really think I need your approval anymore.’ She has a little trouble communicating what she’s trying to say, but I think she was just trying to say she’s grown since then, she needed it then, but not now, she just wanted them to get along. And Lala went all nuts. And started getting typical Lala huffy and lippy and tryna be a gangsta bitch. I liked Charly’s making
fun of her, about how she has dealt with actual gangsters, and Lala can suck it.
Then that shit with Charly, ‘maybe ill pick on Charly when I wanna bully someone around …”
and she wondered why Charly was pissed. That’s such a juvenile asshole thing to say. I guess maybe she thought that was a compliment to say: “she seems like a bitch that could take it.” STUPID.
The scene with Ariana having lunch with Lisa and discussing freezing her eggs. I be calling bullshit on she just did it to do it, like a big eff you to everyone. like what ? Sounds like what happened was that EVERYONE had a baby except for her (& Katie) so she decided she may soon be on board, (to have a baby on board soon.) Why can’t people just be honest. Like I’m seeing the other ladies with their babies, and I am considering it now, and I’m 36, so I thought this would be a smart move. What’s so hard and bad about that ?
I noticed this last week, and I didn’t say anything, (I don’t think) I didn’t like Lala to Randall, “hand her to the night nurse so we can get going…” ok so I can’t relate to the whole nanny and night nurse thing, but wouldn’t a mom of an infant, be like ya know, the mom little baby talk “goodnight sweetie, love you, kissy” I don’t know was that just me ? It reminded me of GG on Shahs with her baby, which I also complained about. It seemed like her son was always with the nanny, and she was always out with her dog. Like why have a baby then ?
When I first saw that scene, I didn’t realize the baby was going on the trip, but still. I stand by the coldness of, “hand her to the nurse…”
‘Sandy’ says something to Lisa about “waiting for her legs to open?” I hate when these two try to sound perverted, it just doesn’t like “land.” Lisa seems to weirdly enjoy it.
So Schwartz admits he sicked Katie on him Sandy. I must have missed that last week when I was writing. He really is a flipping pussy.
Did Katie really say yuckkkchhh to having sex with her husband?? and she totally meant it. Like these two have like NO sex drive (at least for each other) whatsoever, if you recall previous seasons where they’re just like “should we have sex?” “nahhhhhh” not sure how they expect to procreate.
They may need to do some ‘not the old fashioned way’ type methods.
Is Lala’s baby real ? The child never moves. oh wait , she just made a noise and sort of moved her head. Ok I take it back.
Tonight’s episode:
Katie is giving Schwartz a talkin to about speaking up and not being a pussy face. Has she not had this pep talk with him about, I don’t know, 837 times before? Does it make any difference ? NOPE.
Pickle ball tournament: Randall has to have his assistant carry his balls. Yes I mostly did that on purpose.
80s theme, “I love that.”
Lala sucks and is acting like a two year old and throwing tantrums. She looks idiotic as usual.
I will repeat, I EXPECTED A NEW IMPROVED MATURE SOBER MOTHER LALA.
Is she trying to look like John McEnroe back in the day ?????
Yeah She’s sober, she’s carrying a baby around, however improved, mature, NOT SO MUCH.
Scheana seriously pays her mom, the grandmother, to mind the baby ? I get it, mom says she doesn’t have to, doesn’t want to take it, but does. And if this is taking place, why would you announce it?
Sandoval is “helping” James plan the proposal party ? Sounds like Sandoval is ACTUALLY planning the party.
Raquel’s bathing suit, so cute. She’s so cute. What do we think of her with marrying James? I can’t even fathom that she’s still WITH James, honestly.
Scheana’s baby is so teeny weeny. Scheana’s mom, forget Gemini, she sounds like a fucking bitch.
Why is Scheana getting all pissy about him leaving a little early ? Girlllll pick your battles. This is why dudes get fed up with her.
Raquel needs to make a toast. I don’t like that confessional dress she has on? It reminds me of Kathy Hilton’s colonial dresses. I’m starting to think this is a thing now. I’m gonna check that out I think.
Is Raquel getting a little over the top worked up about making a toast just around some friends?
I guess I didn’t realize she was this insecure. I get weird about talking in front of people too. But I think a casual “having so much fun with you guys” toast shouldn’t have been a big thing.
Yeah raquel shouldn’t be intimidated and wanting to be like Lala. Lala is obnoxious and rude, and has zero class. she couldn’t even hit the ball today, and threw tantrums like a two year old, and Raquel looked like Serena Williams.
James could be doing a better job at talking to Raquel right now, think he is trying to give good advice, but he is being really sweet so, I guess that is what is important. He’s not like making fun of her for crying, and is being supportive.
Schwartz is so awkward. Like soooo awkward. The things he says to Katie. How does he even manage to have a wife ? He says the dumbest things, then tries to unsay them.
Schwartz is trying to stand up to Sandy and it’s not working out. Sandoval knows he has these certain issues though, and could try to be understanding, and better, and not just be like “I’m not steamrolling you.” katie is right you’re steam rolling him as you’re telling him you’re not steam rolling him.
He pisses me off a lot totally. I became one hundred percent unimpressed with him last time the show was on (details are fuzzy- may have been like two years ago since last year was you know, our government telling us to stay in the house and making restaurants close…) when Stassi was having a book signing, possibly, at Tom Tom, and Sandoval was being a total asshole and telling her she couldn’t have it there, when it was already planned, due to being short of bartenders, then saying something like “I’m not going to help bartend,
I’m the OWNER …” Like ok there, pipe down captain arrogant dork , who do you think you are Lisa Vanderpump or something??”
Just the whole way he acted was so unprofessional. Especially when Lisa Vanderpump actually owns the bar, and those two broke ass losers’ contribution was like $4.00.
whatever. Can’t stand him.
Scheana is talking a lot about her clothes not fitting her, but she DID just have a baby. Like the baby looks like she weighs like 4 lbs, so it could not have been long ago. She needs to chill and stop announcing it constantly. No one cares.
So Tom is PAYING for everything ? James isn’t offering to chip in ??
It is odd the Brock and his other kids thing. He is like “she felt like I abandoned her and them, coming to America and leaving them in Australia…” well I would say moving to a whole ass other continent practically on the other side of the globe, constitutes abandoning them. This all doesn’t sound too promising for Scheana I’m sorry to say.
Scheana is looking embarrassed about this whole thing pretty much. This has to be bad for the ex and his other two kids. It just has to be. Him having another child, when he has two he doesn’t bother with.
Seemed like Crocodile (not an Aussie reference ) tears to me about leaving his kids at the airport. If he really cared, he would have been making an effort for the past four years. He doesn’t realize this will be affecting them later. Like , “why didn’t my dad want me?” so sad. Yes I think this is a red flag.
Like I think I feel like they’re both trying to talk themselves into the fact that this is okay and normal, and doesn’t make him look bad. It does sound bad. He could have moved here but still attempted to keep up a relationship, in today’s technology. Even if she did remarry. And I can’t fathom letting someone just adopt my kids. Think that is more of a guy thing though. Most women wouldn’t allow that. A lot of dads seem to be ok with it though.
Moving on, it’s time for coachella/ rochella/archella engagement bash where James is to be proposing. There is a lot of squealing and screaming.
It’s very is sweet, and goes off without a hitch. And…
She said YES !!!!
