So another shark jumping moment happens in the same fucking episode. I think Bravo might put these ladies on pause, and do another revamp. I really do. Brynn definitely needs to go. She’s taking the show to a place where it does NOT need to go.
Brynn has tipsy Erin calling Abe pretending that she and Brynn are alone and wanting to do some phone sex. It was a little unbelievable that Erin would go along with that, to be honest. But hey she did act like they were open to swinging last season, and her “bring in the gays” commentary she later regretted, to keep things ‘spicy.’
Again Ubah, has an extreme reaction to this. But in her defense I think we were all cringing.
Why can’t they watch a couple of chick flicks like normal fucking women?
Then there’s Jessel walking around in stilettos in the sand, with a bunch of women.
This phone call is soooooo uncomfortable. And the fact that Brynn evens WANTS to do this with someone’s husband is so fucked up.
The ladies look on in utter disbelief faking smiles.
Not to beat a dead bird, but again Sai, I thought ‘real friends’ called each out?
Isn’t Brynn your real friend? And you seriously condone this??
Brynn tells him “take your dick out.” Like WHHAATTT ?? I’m not a prude but WHAAATTT??
Abe gets silent and I truly believe he thought they were alone with no cameras and he was in the process of getting IT out, when Ubah yells he’s on speaker and they’re all listening.
Brynn is so mad.
He says he gathered that but I don’t think he did. He was ready to get freaky.
What’s a bummer about all of this, is now we have angry scowling Ubah again.
Sai again, when I think she agrees this was inappropriate to do to Abe, oh so gently and softly says “oh Ubah come ON!” with a huge smile on her face.
I don’t get the Sai/Ubah dynamic at all this season. It’s like Sai is correcting her just so she can say “I told her, did you hear me?? I tell her like it is!!” NO YOU DON’T.
Yes Brynn, Abe knew he was on speaker but he did not know he was on camera and the entire cast was sitting there.
I feel like when Erin got home Abe was like ‘what the fuck was that? I was literally getting my dick out.’
Jenna’s yap is on point as usual. Abe doesn’t need Ubah to freak out on his behalf. Erin consented to the call. It’s her fucking problem if he’s pissed off.
I thought Erin was regretting the call when she said that it crossed the line, but no she means Ubah’s interference in their little fake 3-way.
Erin is drunk and Brynn I don’t believe is, if you can believe it. Brynn is egging her on to be more pissed at Ubah. When on the Uber anger-meter this was tame so maybe we should let it go. Viewers were even uncomfortable with the call. Would it have been funny had it gone on? Yes, but still uncomfortable.
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So we’re now doing near and dear to Jenna’s heart, synchronized swimming, and I don’t know why.
We do a brief recap on Ubah’s anger issues and bizarre behavior. Good luck to this Oliver dude is all I want to say.
This sync swimming scene seems like another RHONY shark moment. Producers had to know this season and possibly the franchise was fucked when they were putting this shit together.
I feel like you have to had pop some ‘shrooms to get through this shit.
Directly following the ‘routine’ if you want to call it that, Ubah starts going nuts about the Abe thing. Erin did say something to her first, so of course she knew this would be the result.
She splashes her when she’s already wet.
I’m kind of curious of the time. I feel like this day has been like 48 hours at least. It seems like it’s really late and someone says that they haven’t had dinner yet.
Brynn continues to poke at Ubah by calling her not fun. Then she wants the reason why she thinks she’s fake.
Brynn brags how she ‘flies private.’ Not sure where that came from but I’ve had the shits of this episode so I may have missed it.
Ubah says what we’re probably all thinking, With WHO??
Like she does not have a boyfriend nor husband, she sure as fuck doesn’t own a plane, so just whose PJ are you flying on and at whose expense Brynn?? She’s as bad as Ubah telling on herself. So maybe her man-morals are a little questionable.
She feigns confusion at Ubah’s inquisition.
She then changes the subject and ridicules her modeling career. Brynn walks away from the hot tub as they all disassemble, with Brynn looking kind of defeated and embarrassed.
Like maybe she should have kept the PJ thing to herself since Ubah just called her out for being either a hooker or a mistress.
Maybe they should eat something. I think they’re all just hangry because it seems really late to have not had dinner yet. Is there a chef here? He’s probably scared and hiding under a bed somewhere.
Brynn thinks Erin should’ve defended her in the PJ convo that Brynn started by bragging she flies private. I would say when a single woman says that, that does not seem to be able to afford it, the obvious question would be ‘who is paying for that?’ And ‘what are you doing for it?’ Especially one whose ‘job’ seems a little questionable.
I see Sai sneaking away from this alteration, who can I remind you, “tells her friends like it is…” Just saying. I’m sure she thinks Brynn is being ridiculous but knows Brynn won’t be having her – ‘ohhhh sillyyyyy Brynn staaaaaaap it…’ that for some reason Ubah is letting her get away with.
They must’ve had some sort of prearranged agreement.
TO BE FAIR, Brynn picks these fights with Ubah, and when Ubah called her ass out to the point where she was actually speechless, she’s mad Erin didn’t ‘stick up for her.’
Now we’re adding fuel to the fire by reigniting Erin, Sai and Brynn gossiping about Jessel’s marriage and fake plant or whatever.
Sai confronts Erin and now Brynn runs away when she just promised she’d have HER back always and forever.
I can’t.
Erin is definitely playing both sides of the fence. She did NOT defend Jessel in that convo and she DID say to the others that it was ‘too much.’
Erin tells Ubah to stop saying people suck Brynn’s dick. Hmmmm, well she IS pretty tall for a girl. LOL, just kidding, no one come after me.
Raquel sitting there with ice on her head when Jenna pummeled her during synch swimming is the ‘icing’ on the cake.
Next week is the finale and we see in the preview that it’s ‘explosive.’ After the finale, they all literally hated each other and could barely get through the intro photo shoot which I guess they shoot at the end of the season for some reason.
A lot of cryptic comments are being said in the previews. “Nothing will ever be the same, everything changes in this group…”
I still think they’re all just hangry and needed dinner.
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