Getting to recap Potomac this week finally. I’ve missed this one also for a few weeks.
Trampy Mia is very proud that it’s possible that she may have three children to three different dads instead of three children to two different dads.
How do you think this child feels with all of this playing out? Has anybody thought of that? Has his mom thought of that before she decided to exploit her own child or reality TV?
Is she assuming that this weirdo is the dad or does she know for sure why do I care? I really don’t? I’m extremely disturbed more than I care. I think the other ladies are as well. Like the way they’re looking at her. Did she not notice this? They all look so embarrassed on her behalf.
And then when you take into account, she was fooling around with this dude while she was with Gordon and had another pregnancy in which she had an abortion??
Then while she was having IVF treatments to get pregnant to her husband, she was also fucking around with this other guy? And she’s announcing all of this? Proudly.
Like I don’t really mean to be rude, or maybe I do mean to be rude but what a fucking whore. What a fucking trampy trashy fucking whore.
This is not what we should be seeing our Housewives right now, I’m sorry.
She corrects the ‘fathers of her children’ claiming she means that her oldest is from her previous marriage. OK Mia. Totally not what she meant.
The ladies are pissed off about this social media post she did of everybody hanging out at the pool, with Gordon, the boyfriend, and the kids, bragging how they’re all getting along famously when actually they’re not.
Jacqueline clarifies. Gordon actually did blow his stack at that outing, soon as the filming was over, and cannot deal with trying to act like it was normal to hang out with his children with the dude that his wife was fucking while they were together. So in other words, Mia is a big fat phony, which is not surprising.
Wendy says she’s getting some ‘citation’ from the governor of Maryland, then it’s from the White House. So not sure what she’s getting, and does she even know?
How much does she pay to get this fucking award? She’s as bad as Karen.
Eddie’s family seem like they’re big fucking duds, and look extremely constipated. They look like this is the last place they want to be.
Ashley and Stacy commiserate over their collective divorce mediation.
Stacey brags that her husband is loaded, the family is loaded, and she expects him to be ‘fair.’ Meaning he better put up the cash.
They drag her inside to make fun of her for being clueless. I don’t know where Ashley is coming from in this because she is still clueless. She really thinks that Michael’s going to keep paying for this house, once they’re divorced?? I think she suspects he’s not, which is why she’s been dragging her feet on the divorce.
I’m not sure how seriously she’s taking the ladies’ advice.
Wendy approaches Eddie’s family, telling them how much she appreciates their attendance. They seem to have loosened up somewhat.
I feel like Eddie‘s family quit talking to him when he married her because they hated Wendy. Honestly nothing else makes sense. Maybe she doesn’t know this?
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I guess Ashley doesn’t know how many days there in a week. She states that she has her kids seven days a week, and Michael will have them on a weekend.
Thought she and Michael were on good terms. I don’t know if she really explained why they’re now not.
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I get weird vibes from K’s guy.
Back when the season started, as soon as he told her mom, she’s “doing a good job” when she moved in with him, told me that he looks at his servant.
Then there was another disturbing conversation at his office, where apparently she works for him. He made some douchey comments to her, then looks at her so smug and arrogant. He’s also expecting his dinner on the table every night. She’s really marrying this asshole?
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Gizelle and some of the ladies meet for lunch, and Gizelle seriously pronounces charcuterie as ‘tarchuterie.’
Stacey fills everybody in on her mediation meeting, and complains how she didn’t know what was going on with the finances and learned some new things that her name was on.
Ashley talks about hers, and says they did not reach an agreement except that he gets the boys ten days of the month, and she is not permitted to talk about him on the show or at all.
She declined to agree to that. She’s making excuses to not finalize the divorce.
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Karen‘s daughter visits and is very supportive of her despite getting a second DUI, and thinks the ladies should also be supportive and concerned about her.
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Mia & Jacqueline discuss Gordon. My take is that I don’t know how much Gordon is bipolar, as much as he’s just extremely upset, hurt and embarrassed about how Mia is behaving. Let’s just keep listening to her talk out her butt hole and blaming everything on Gordon.
Mia is so annoyed at how Gizelle was questioning her Instagram story that didn’t make any sense, given what she had just divulged to the ladies about Gordon having a hard time with her being with Inc.
She’s divulging very intimate intricate details about her life, down to the fact that she doesn’t even know who the father of her child is, but nobody’s allowed to question her. It’s nobody’s business you know!!
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Ashley is hosting an event for the homeless community.
Mia arrives guns blazing, and immediately tell Gizelle they need to talk later, which in housewife code for the shit’s gonna hit the fan. Gizelle refers to Inc as ‘elf on the shelf.’
Ashley is scaling a building. Not sure what this has to do with the homeless, but okay.
Mia confronts Gizelle. Was Giselle being messy? Yes. Is that what Gizelle always does? Yes. Is that what Housewives are expected to do? Yes.
Mia‘s got a little tea that she’s anxious to spill, which I guess is the very uninteresting event of catching a boy at her house who came to see one of the twins when she wasn’t home. Omg!
Mia is just so mad at Gizelle for asking questions, when she’s been running around airing her fucking dirty skanky laundry like crazy.
She doubles down on Gordon having a ‘mental health issue’ and how dare Gizelle question that.
She’s clearly being melodramatic.
I don’t believe Gordon is ‘mentally ill. AT ALL.
He is humiliated.
