Karen always has to spend her birthday with these crazy bitches. She is not wanting to make her birthday any type of thing on the trip. It’s even a milestone, big 6 -0 for the Grand Dame. I guess that’s smart, to not expect to celebrate with this group, and we all know why.
So we have Robyn melting down about Juan losing his job. She’s trying to be a supportive wife, and sticks up for him, but it’s coming off that she’s in serious denial.
She further defends him by saying that he doesn’t get involved in any of this housewife shit, but other husbands do. She’s referring to Chris with Candaice sitting beside her. However, Gizelle went after him last season, so of course he’s involved in the drama. They resolve the matter by deciding and agreeing that they’re not friends, and it’s fine. Why can’t all Housewives resolve things like that? The shows would be like ten minutes long. We move on from this bull shit, to chicken shit.
I can’t even fathom how bad it smells inside this fucking place. Karen complains that it looks like ‘a hole in the wall.’ What does she expect? They’re going into a building with chickens, actually shitting everywhere. These bitches sometimes say the dumbest things. And remember Karen thinks she’s allergic to chickens.
Robyn starts crying about whatever she was upset about in the van. Juan, the job loss, cheating, the Title IX violation, that she has no idea what it is. Candiace is tearing up and doing the triangle. From seeing Robyn upset? We don’t know. I wish Wendy would shut up. Robyn decides to leave, and sit out along the road on the curb, and sulk.
She married this dude. She was warned it may not be a good idea to remarry a your ex that you divorced due to cheating. Even before they got married last summer, or was it two summers ago? I don’t even know, anyway, this story was out about the Canadian bitch he was banging, and she still goes through with it. I’m not saying she deserves this, but should she be surprised?? And they have every right to be questioning it. If she didn’t want to be on the hot seat, then she should’ve opted out of filming.
Ashley, dear Ashley, you cannot have a fucking chip chicken coop in a bougee NORTHERN Virginia neighborhood. The fucking neighbors will lose it.
Gizelle got dragged on social media for this outfit, and this particular scene. I think it’s kind of mean. My take is that, other than Robyn, they are overdressed for this ‘shitty’ venue.
Candiace complains, again, about Gizelle‘s accusations last season, which actually stemmed from the reunion filming from the previous season. Now we’re at two whole years ago, and still arguing about it. Gizelle wanted to start this shit with Chris, when he really didn’t do anything. It seemed to be an overblown situation, that she exploited, so that she had something to talk about, so you know what? She needs to deal with the wrath of Candiace.
Why are Nneka, Wendy and Karen all wearing the exact same color?? I guess this was trendy over the spring last season. It’s just a very odd color for them all to have on. They look like tangerines.
I may be in the minority, but I truly do think Candiace is upset that it came to this with Robyn. I don’t think she’s trying to make it about her. If she’s fake crying right now, then this girl needs an immediate Academy Award. She’s Meryl Streep Halle Berry and Jennifer Lawrence, all rolled into one if she’s acting right now. And she’s a little bit of an ugly crier.
Some of these women need to be acquainted with wearing a more casual, but still heeled cute, shoe like wedges, or a smaller heel for a less dressy occasion. This is not a stiletto wearing establishment. Cowboy boots would have been cute.
I say this because Gizelle is trying to go after Robyn, who decides to leave the curb and walk down the sidewalk. These five inch heels, can’t support those tree trunks. I guess that’s mean. I like Gizelle for the most part. But I am judging, and that’s my right. They’re on TV, they’re being paid well, and that’s what I’m here for.
Mia, Robin and Gizelle decide to leave. Robyn is still whining, and the other two are catering to her.
Gizelle continues to try to walk in these horrible shoes. This is a jeans and wife beater type of place. Things do not get much better for Gizzy as she’s trying to sit in the Uber in this dress. This outfit is an example of her history of bad fashion, but overall I do think she’s been doing better.
I don’t think Candace should’ve brought race into the whole Gizelle thing. I do disagree with her on that. They are all women of color, and they all identify as black, so I don’t even know why race is a thing in this situation. And these ‘death threats??’ When there’s a disagreement or housewife altercation, why are we going there? There might been some bitchy people saying some bitchy things, but that’s probably it.
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Karen is opting out of kayaking, but what’s with the long sleeved jacket?
Everyone seems in good spirits while kayaking. Then again, they can’t really argue with each other during this activity. Technically, I guess they could drown each other.
Robyn expresses to Gizelle that she needs to call Juan to fill him in. I’m sure we’re all looking forward to that yelling and screaming like the nut job that he is. Juan is dreadful, and reminds me of another lying cheating nut job lizard that I know.
What kind of low life guy takes their girlfriend to a family party event, then proceeds to tell her that he hates her in the car on the way home, for no reason whatsoever, proceeds to drop her off at her house, and goes home and fucks the trampy neighbor? What kind of man does that?
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As promised, back at the hotel, Robyn dials up fucking Juan, knowing that he loses his shit when she tells him about Housewives talking about him, and he doesn’t disappoint.
He blows up. It’s not their life! It’s our life! Stop feeding into it!! Blah blah, blah blah!!!!
He hangs up on her. Hanging up on someone is so disrespectful. So is psycho texting instead of having an adult conversation,
